by RoachKiller Don’t be Jellz ladies! Even at 5 years old there was plenty of me to go around!
This is pre long hair, tattoos and guitars! Even at 5 I was an expert troutsman!
God damn I love this picture…. That was taken at a little old house. Across the street from the old rocky bute quarry in pdx! A house that at the time this picture was taken. Still had skeleton key door locks…..
If you notice, I even had a bit of Copenhagen in my lip…..
by RoachKiller The picture directions when building this chair! Whatever you do, never, evar put 2 guitar couches together and a gaming chair in the same night! EVAR!
Oversized fat fuck, leather gaming chair! Fucking nice! I bought it like 3 years ago and finally put it together….
( my hands are still sore from using that fucking Allan wrench! !
by RoachKiller Cost to be cremated! Some of these funeral homes really ass fuck you at the time when you’re most vulnerable! It’s sad!
https://media.efuneral.com/pricelists/crowncremationservicestualatin.pdf
by RoachKiller My eldest brother died Christmas Eve! Timmy, has gone to the other side!
We like to think that dark, tall, black mass that walked through our family room was him! A last visit on his journey to the other side!
Seriously….. I almost always get a visit from those important people in my life who recently pass! If I know about there death or not!
by RoachKiller To all! I hope everyone had a happy and safe Christmas!
My time to brag!
My youngest bought me the coolest, Phone holder! Along with the greatest fender guitar evar! Not to mention this wicked cool ford fender light up pick holder! Love you too CRISSY!
My oldest brought back some wickedly groovy gifts from overseas too!
Everything is in Japanese so I’ll guess! A ichiran ramen noodle kit! A pint of Santory whiskey! A guitar pick from a little street vendor in Taipei Taiwan, and a neat eye glass case from a shop in Japan! love you Les!
I’m telling you I have the coolest kids! Sadly, no neck ties this year! 😉
Merry Xmas to all!
by RoachKiller Couch has been moved to active duty, your majesty!
by RoachKiller This has to qualify as one of the toughest mother fucking Christmas’ I’ve ever had to deal with!
Wish I would have known before yesterday…..
Rip brah! you were loved even though you didn’t think so, you will be fucking missed!
Life won’t be fucking you anymore! like your step dad did to your wife! ( we were all hoping that pile of shit would fucking die long before any of us! )
I’ll be downing a 40 oz of old English 800 stirring up a batch of Long Island ice tea’s and listening to ac/dc and scorpions while talking hot rods In your honor!
by RoachKiller To you! Happy birthday annoying young lady! Happy birthday to you!
I hope you enjoy your new phone, case and screen protector, tattoo and expensive coffee!
That’s a terabyte! 1000 gigabytes!
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller I think I saw my brother we lost to the war on drugs. Being pulled over by the policia on my way home…..
by RoachKiller Roflmao!
by RoachKiller Just think if your parents weren’t such low rent piles of shit, and actually loved and cared about you! You wouldn’t be walking around my hood stealing packages off door steps!
By the way, if I catch you. Those gauges in your ears will be my new wall hangers for wich I will hang my dry cleaning!
Your Jean jackets will be framed along with a small patch of your skin as keepsakes of a job well done!
Who knows maybe I’ll go all Ilse Koch with what’s left….. either way, I win!
by RoachKiller Needs a set up and strings but, yea! I wish I would have bought this instead of the magma orange one….. yet now I own them both…..
#epiphone
by RoachKiller Joyful and triumphant, cum on all ye faithful to Bethlehem…..
Telling ya, my lyrics are FIRE!
That Vblog I promised!
by RoachKiller The last 2! My old lady has zero decorating skills! We have had the same 2 ikea lights next to the bed for 10+ years!
Lamps I truly hate! They are too low and the chains are impossible to pull!
So I took it upon myself to change that! Waaalaa! ( I spelled it phonetically for those still speaking Ebonics! )
I as an adult man, who has way to much style! 😉 loves alabaster! so this will go great with that floor lamp that I never put together. The one that’s been sitting in the garage for 8 years….. 😉
Don’t be Jellz ladies! I have excellent taste…..
Added bonus, these are uplights and will actually light up the guitars that are now hanging on the wall behind these lamps! Awwwwww!
by RoachKiller Wrap all my Christmas presents in black Kraft paper? Tied with twine and use recycled gift tags?
1 – Kraft paper is recyclable unlike regular Xmas paper!
2 – the twine and paper tag give it that old time devil worship vibe! 😉
3 – I really suck at wrapping presents! Yes, it’s true! Black is a very forgiving color! Even when wrapping presents! 😉
But mainly cus everything is recyclable and everyone knows, the black presents are from dad! 🤘
Oh and did I mention you can get 36” x 200’ of the stuff for $40? 😉
by RoachKiller Me some Spa, instrumental world music! it makes a great background noise to bang the old lady to!
While your concentration is on your task at hand! It helps keep the brain from being over stimulated and overthinking!
It’s fucking weird how that works!
Anyway, back in the 90’s I loved putting background loop music on my sites!
To this day I don’t do it anymore, but while I’m working it or surfing. I do love me some easy listening…..
Oh and if you ever wonder why the dentist office has this kind of music kinda loud? It’s to drown out the screams! 😉
by RoachKiller ( angelic music playing )
The only Epiphone I have ever had a want for! Praise Jesus! it has arrived!
by RoachKiller My Gibson les Paul studios! They are simple, pretty and have that classic tone…..
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