Category: Ford Fender

I don’t know man…..

by RoachKiller

Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..

The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..

Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!

Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..

Ya know I should…..

by RoachKiller

Have someone go check why this sever went down today! Or if it even did could have been my cell carrier but doubt it! considering I have 3 and the sites were unreachable…..

Anyhoot, this is what these sites are for! To keep y’all busy with bullshit while the important stuff rolls on!

Anyhoots, at the same time this server came back online today. I suddenly started to get a buttload of texts! Phishing? I dunno, don’t care! I’m not affiliated with any group texts!

Crazy how that worked huh? Roflmao!

honestly don’t give a fuck! Buuuuuut!

I’ve found I can retaliate, but why? Karma has a tendency to be far more evil than I could ever be…..

Meanwhile, it’s healing nicely! Unfortunately it’s itching like a mother fucker! and the lotion I used today is giving this thing a high pro glow…..

Just remember, if my servers ever go down! You can blame the slackers…..

Oh and if you treat me like shit! Guess what, I spend the money I was going to give you on tattoo’s…..

Much nicer…..

by RoachKiller

I use these sleeves to cover my fresh, tattoos to help keep them moist while the dead skin falls off! Also to protect them from the sun until they are healed!

This batch is a cotton spandex mix! Feel much better, not nearly as tight on the upper arm and is doing a good job keeping the tattoo moist!

Seriously…..

by RoachKiller

I have had 5 people in the last couple months tell me they are in punk bands! Oddly they have some weird ass name! Almost as if it’s the same name I just can’t comprehend a meaning for…..

Any hoot, I don’t give a shit! Really! I don’t care! I can appreciate your shared stories. I’m just not a fan of punk music…..

Why you…..

by RoachKiller

Princess’s are deciding on your next troll. I’ll be busy putting this in today!

But yea, you ladies feel free to keep on doing the worthless trolls!

Well worthless to you! Monster $ signs to me…..

Ewww…..

by RoachKiller

I’m so scared! The big bad sex offender has sent more of his friends to fuck with little ole me!

Hold me I’m scared! I’ll gladly point the cops in your direction, pookie!

Personally I think princess’s like you and your friends need to be sent to to an island like your british counterparts were….

But after seeing you let your hair grow back I guess we can start with the “ sexual predator in the area posters…..”

I still find it odd how even though they cut off your balls.

How you and your little friends are still allowed in public! Unrestricted!

Scary shit huh?

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

I don’t like punk music! I would never even try and hunt it out!

If I did it would be what I know! Black flag, day glow abortions…. So you, can fuck off with your batshit need for me to know your in a punk ass bitch punk band! comprende’?

Which reminds me! I washed the hot rod and I still have this black wash from runoff of the black accents! wtf Subaru?

FYI, it officially has 2600 miles on it now! Bwoop bwoop!

I gotta know…..

by RoachKiller

Shitty weather day up here! Tried to figure out what to do with my time. The daughter is sick, the wife is sleeping and the cunts that rent the quadplex on the corner of course parked under my tree!

So no tree trimming and or major work Inside today! So after looking at the hot rod. Realizing it is still covered in that orange pollen from summer. I figured fuck it, I’ll just wash the car!

Of course this was after I replaced the turn signal bulb in the old ladies car. You know, where that geezer who was born in 1930 backed into her….. ( eventually she will get that thing fixed! That’s what I over pay for insurance for! )

So I’m bubble blasting the hot rod all while watching sex offenders walk by the house!

It Gets better! I watched one old geezer walk by with his hoody so tight around his head and face. He could barely see!

I literally can’t make this shit up! I’m like, princess! Maybe you should go back home! It might be to cold out here for a delicate flower like you today!Roflmao!

Keep in mind, people don’t move that often on this street! Even though I’m on the road a lot. I still have a general idea of who lives here and who doesn’t! The hermaphroditic gonads I’m speaking of now. D’D’D’DONT! That’s why this is entertaining me so…..

The one thing they all had in common was they were either on their cell phones while walking by or they got on them shortly after walking by! either way, I’m sure I tagged their numbers…..

Hey I might not be a smart man! At least that’s what y’all keep telling me! but I sure the fuck ain’t gunna let there money pass me by…..

Any hoot so after washing the hotrod I decided I would run up to the store to see about dinner! I’ve seen some definite freaks around here over the years! These 2 took the cake and ran with it!

I got this 6’ milato black guy and his 3’ Asian old lady standing way too close to me at the meat counter. I’m looking for a good deal on a steak all while wondering, “ how do you 2 fuck? I don’t see but maybe 2 positions that would work for you people? “

lol, well anyhoot, I got me some beer battered fish sticks, a pint of orange juice and I’m done for the day!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Oh wait, you can’t! Sunday evening church service doesn’t start until 18:00! Y’all make sure and not miss that! y’all really need serious help on learning to be good people! Cus after all these years you still ain’t…..

So close…..

by RoachKiller

I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:

Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..

Burn in complete…..

by RoachKiller

Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!

Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!

I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”

Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!

You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!

Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..