Category: Ford Fender

Awwwww…..

by RoachKiller

The White Castle is definitely working its colon blow magic! Praise Jesus!

On a good note, my daughter called me today to give me the low down on my future grandkids! Bwoop bwoop!

1 will be a boy! While the other will be a boy! Fraternal twins! Both looking healthy and complete! Oddly, it also sounds like they have all the proper chromosomes! ( figure that one out poser! )

I am an excited future grandpa! Already explaining that I will babysit any time! I do not wipe butts though! ( except in extreme emergencies! ) That’s grandmas gig!

I am still hoping a 3rd baby sack will be found so I can say “ ha, told ya so!” 😉

Most of all, I’m looking forward to doting the future mom with everything her dad can give!

Love ya Les!

She has…..

by RoachKiller

Been found! One of the neighbors scooped her up!! She’s micro chipped etc! Still makes you stress!

From what the neighbor said, little Mika was covered in mud! Guessing she went on one hell of an adventure…..

She earned it….. 😉

I play with……

by RoachKiller

Both hands! My dominant guitar playing hand is righty!

Learning to play ambidextrously not only helped revive tendons that were fucked up from years of driving truck. ( you can still see a bit on my right hand middle finger! Wich is 10 x’s better than it was just 5 years ago…. Ho!

It also means I can finger a chick with both hands, with orgasmic results!

Always thinking of you natural born ladies!

It’s a bright, bright sun shinny day……

Donated to the …..

by RoachKiller

Throw him in the fire fund! 3 guitars, an Ibanez art 200, Michael Kelly 53 telecaster and a Godin sessions telecaster!

All in mint condition! As they tell me I can’t pay the remainder of the burning fee via credit card unless I’m there in person…..

Those 3 guitars should easily bring $650 to $750…..

Well good luck and hopefully it doesn’t get too hot!

It’s a joke! Really, in times like this jokes are a relief from reality! Morbid yes, but I’m also a metal head…..

Since my brothers harmony les Paul copy isn’t worth anything! I figure I’ll get it all fixed and hang it in the case on the wall!

We will call it, “ Timmy’s guitar!”…..

FYI, it’s one of those plywood harmony les Paul’s from the 70’s….. bolt on neck, etc…..

And if your…..

by RoachKiller

Wondering, yes the bro who passed Xmas eve. Is the tall guy back left! No, the sexy fuck on the right back is me! The 2 punk ass bitches In The front are for another story time!

But ignore his obligatory 80’s goatee! although not as sexy as I, he was able to pull some ladies! He had great potential until drugs and alcohol detoured all that!

If you use a walk in smoker craft oven at your work! Yea, he is the guy who welded all that stainless steal…..

Thank you…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t be Jellz ladies! Even at 5 years old there was plenty of me to go around!

This is pre long hair, tattoos and guitars! Even at 5 I was an expert troutsman!

God damn I love this picture…. That was taken at a little old house. Across the street from the old rocky bute quarry in pdx! A house that at the time this picture was taken. Still had skeleton key door locks…..

If you notice, I even had a bit of Copenhagen in my lip…..

Yes, do not follow…..

by RoachKiller

The picture directions when building this chair! Whatever you do, never, evar put 2 guitar couches together and a gaming chair in the same night! EVAR!

Oversized fat fuck, leather gaming chair! Fucking nice! I bought it like 3 years ago and finally put it together….

( my hands are still sore from using that fucking Allan wrench! !

Yes it is true…..

by RoachKiller

My eldest brother died Christmas Eve! Timmy, has gone to the other side!

We like to think that dark, tall, black mass that walked through our family room was him! A last visit on his journey to the other side!

Seriously….. I almost always get a visit from those important people in my life who recently pass! If I know about there death or not!

I wish Yule log tidings…..

by RoachKiller

To all! I hope everyone had a happy and safe Christmas!

My time to brag!

My youngest bought me the coolest, Phone holder! Along with the greatest fender guitar evar! Not to mention this wicked cool ford fender light up pick holder! Love you too CRISSY!

My oldest brought back some wickedly groovy gifts from overseas too!

Everything is in Japanese so I’ll guess! A ichiran ramen noodle kit! A pint of Santory whiskey! A guitar pick from a little street vendor in Taipei Taiwan, and a neat eye glass case from a shop in Japan! love you Les!

I’m telling you I have the coolest kids! Sadly, no neck ties this year! 😉

Merry Xmas to all!

Woo doggies…..

by RoachKiller

This has to qualify as one of the toughest mother fucking Christmas’ I’ve ever had to deal with!

Wish I would have known before yesterday…..

Rip brah! you were loved even though you didn’t think so, you will be fucking missed!

Life won’t be fucking you anymore! like your step dad did to your wife! ( we were all hoping that pile of shit would fucking die long before any of us! )

I’ll be downing a 40 oz of old English 800 stirring up a batch of Long Island ice tea’s and listening to ac/dc and scorpions while talking hot rods In your honor!