by RoachKiller Don’t ever ask your autistic daughter to help you guide a 60lb tv onto a wall mount! Mine couldn’t verbally explain to me I needed to go up about a foot!
Which in turn, turned into a monster screaming match which left me standing there with a giant tv, a torn muscle and pissed off!
Aww the life of dad!
by RoachKiller Boi at Safeway! You know the church down the road now has Saturday services so cunts like you can attend and learn to be a good person, right?
Anyhoot, Safeways beer selection isn’t as good as it used to be to be! I saw no Kona, sessions or any other beers I liked except stela!
It’s all run of the mill micro brew that’s been done a million times before! or the usual big boys like coors, or that gay people’s beer, Budweiser! 🙂
I did however find this! I don’t taste much raspberry. I do however taste old school Henry winehards ale in the green bottle,When I drink this! Good tasting, not to bitter and seriously reminds me of Henry’s!
Luckily I decided on the last 6 pack they had! Cus it was either this or some blue Moon citrus….
The main difference between you and me brah? This six pack will last me years! Literally! You, that would be gone in about 2 hours…..
Army man approved!
by RoachKiller Me off! Luckily I still have 8 years left on my warranty! And a whopping 2650 miles on the odometer! Roflmao!
But while I dried shit out I went ahead and watched all the slackers drive by! Roflmao! God damn you people need to get a life!
The best was, I’m thinking of building a score card sign that judges 1-10 on the jump value these people are getting off the speed bump on the street…..
Matter of fact that will probably be a summer fun time activity for the neighborhood kids!
FYI, if this happens to you? Dry everything out and spray any rust spots with wd -40 and work it in! Make sure the rust doesn’t set in! Especially on the jack and wheel rim!
by RoachKiller I wanted, I was required to give the old lady what she wanted!
So be it!
by RoachKiller A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!
So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!
And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!
by RoachKiller Hear ye! I have now laid claim to both nightstands! I, the king of this castle has made the decision to banish you to 1 drawer and 1 bookshelf for all your accoutrements!
Just like you banishing me to a small closet with no drawers! Let the kings words be written!
Praise Jesus!
Black rock, mine! controllers, mine! Empty water bottle, mine! Japanese news paper, mine!
I have laid claim, I will WIN!
P.s. the big bottle of sex lube next to the coffee? Yea that belongs to both of us…..
by RoachKiller Did y’all know in psych101 one of the first things we learned was people who rock back and forth are self soothing? In other words masturbating their mind and soul to help them with a tough situation? Like driving etc…..
So what I’m guessing is the psychology behind road trolls falls at that same level! I mean you’re not mindfucking anyone, you’re not tricking anyone. Obviously y’all are soothing some pain in yourself by projecting your anger, envy and greed on others!
Innocent people ta’boot!
Hmm, I just hope after all the money and time y’all have spent. You find some sort of peace for yourselves…..
Today’s road tunes!
Oh by the way! I haven’t told anyone but I’m at home recuperating!
by RoachKiller Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..
by RoachKiller Doing a “where are they now” for the band naked violence over at nakedviolence.net!
Since they are the self proclaimed leaders of the punk scene in the Portland Oregon area. It would be interesting to see where they are now!
Including their old webmaster, giggle, giggle, and the rest of that bat shit crazy group…..
by RoachKiller A new picture to represent “ sweet baby Jesus!” not quite there yet!
by RoachKiller The entire Bible! I have read every volume of the satanic bible! Anton lavey’s version and other various penned versions!
I find that the people who say they follow either. Really don’t have a fucking clue as to what their Bible says!
So when I was penning stupidity yesterday. I came up with this acronym “ wwjfd!” What would Jesus fucking do?
So my brain is ticking and thought, hmm. Let’s compare everyday situations from both sides of the religious spectrum and let’s see wich is evil’er than the other!
Now how do I do this without showing bias? Ahhh, by using real life examples of what either side has done….
Stay tuned….
by RoachKiller In on a little secret! There is always someone, somewhere, struggling for something!
The majority of those struggles are self inflicted! ( how many times can you order door dash in a week before you go broke? )
Very few are real! My suggestion, live YOUR fucking life!
If you’re inclined, help those you feel need the help! Don’t help those you think don’t!
Most of all, live your fucking life!
I can think of 10 of my very own groupies who say they are struggling! Yet 1 drives a corvette and the other has 1 hell of a drug/drink addiction!
Both make decent money, employed and are able bodied people!
So you choose, listen to the self inflicted misery or live your own life! It’s all up to you!
by RoachKiller I posted those 2 pick designs on video. That way I have a time and date! For the record of course…..
by RoachKiller To tell ya? In between my personal miner and mapping. I haven’t paid for cell service in months!
I even offered up the secret code to get you free cell service every month! Nada from you!
I even offered my referral code that gets you a free month….
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by RoachKiller Missing out! The literal grippy sock crew just walked into the truck stop! Wow, I feel zero sorry for y’all!
Wich reminds me all those texts I received coming out of dodge city a while back. Yea, supposably they were from torez!
I have no idea who the people in the pictures were! I do know that wasn’t torez! Any hoot, it all quickly ended when I replied to that text with, “ who the fuck are you and why the fuck do I care?”
Then that night I get a phone call at 0300 pst 0500 local, right after I had just fallen asleep! So imagine me being super pissed! Ask my dispatcher what that’s like!
There is a reason I’ve veered far away from the dope show that is you and your people! I also plan on keeping it that way…..
I wish y’all the best of luck, just acquire that luck far away from me…..
by RoachKiller Found out my wife was a paper eater when she was a little kid!
Considering we have been married 30 years and together like 32. This throws a whole new perspective at me!
It explains a lot and is definitely making me rethink our life together!
I just cannot process this data…..
( example ) for me dude, it’s like when you found out your wife use to be a drug addled prostitute. That did a 30 guy gang bang for a rock and a six pack!
by RoachKiller Disappointing to finally find a fucking buffet! Then find out you can’t eat nearly as much as your brain thinks it can!
In my defense, I did have a big dinner last night! Along with 2 killer biscuits this morning!
Left the soul food behind and went for the southern comfort foods! Mmmm!
Never been to this place before! It’s like bucees only for fat, redneck truck drivers….
Notice what it says at the bottom…..
Added bonus, I just took a shit next to George Jones’s barn door!
Your welcome!
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller 
Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..
The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..
Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!
Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..
by RoachKiller You’re in a small town?
When you see it, if you do. You will totally know…..
