by RoachKiller Looking teenage kid wearing the YHWH hoodie! You inspired me to write a tune in minutes!
I’m calling it, “ spiritual warfare!” It’s about how kids like you are sucked into the hate and sexual paraphilia that only religion offers! While being pushed deeper by your parents and the so called “ good people “ of the church!
All while being told, “ only god can make you a good person…..”
The only advice I’m gonna give you is hopefully your mohel didn’t use his mouth to remove your cut off foreskin…..
by RoachKiller Bass players almost always end up dressing in woman’s clothes and are always trying to come up with the money for their sex change operation!
As was proven by my visit to guitar center…..
Moral of the story, don’t play bass!
by RoachKiller Master of my craft! Not only did I wash the russets! I was actually able to balance the bowl containing $40 worth of sirloin and tri tip. In the fridge upon a black rock drink!
Ha!
by RoachKiller Two low end guitars! Only 30 more to go! Keeping all high ends and letting all the others go!
Think of it like this, guitar center took the Michael Kelley over that Jackson pro monarq’ roflmao!
That should tell you how shitty that Jackson monarq pro is! Oddly I did my job and made it sound metalicious….
Keep your eyes out! I’ll be posting more of the lower end guitars for sale online! I got 30+ of them….
by RoachKiller 
Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….
I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!
You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!
A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!
After application!
Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!
Who’s got the best step stools? 😉
by RoachKiller Have it made! You never have to see all the dust, oil and grease that collects at the top of the microwave or refrigerator!
Us vertically enhance people do and it bugs the fuck out of us!
by RoachKiller I would do a video, yet my forearm is still tender!
This is a neat little bolt on Jackson! It is brand new! Stickers still on everything! No dents, scratches or dings! No cracks in the neck joint! So on or so forth!
Ebony board, Duncan pick ups, Floyd rose trem!
I think they call this firestorm? Neat quilted maple top! Unfortunately it’s only 1mm thick!!!
Maple neck, luminlay dots….. I’ll bring it out this month and we will give it a spin….. they are Chinese made…..
by RoachKiller Answer this for me? If your old lady is mid orgasm and she screams, “ fuck, I love you!”
Do you really mean it or is that just the orgasm talking?
by RoachKiller You black haired cunt! My eyes are up here!
by RoachKiller You ladies wants to play with my big black weenus?
Got another 3 hours In and that elbow thing fucking sucks! Ok, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the fleshy part of my inner arm!
By the end I was seriously curling my toes…..
My limit seems to be 3 hours….. a lot of flesh was covered…..
by RoachKiller 
$250 welcome home tattoo, Milwaukie Oregon
by RoachKiller They just shipped my Marshall jcm800 pedal! I didn’t think they had been released yet! How cool is that?
I’m thinking I can finally retire my 90’s dod rack mount effects processor I bought at guitar center in Indy years ago!
The only other box I have ever heard hit a jcm800 tone. Exactly!
The Marshall plexi tone not so much…..
by RoachKiller Looks damn good so far! All I know is I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so happy!
by RoachKiller She look so nervous…..
She got up and ran screaming down the road….. the pain , the pain she screamed! I was just sure I was on a bad episode of fantasy island!
by RoachKiller Seeing. Troll life is rolling you and your sheeplings pretty damn hard, mutton!
Whatya expect though? The trucker tarded gene courses through y’all’s veins with vigor! unlike that chromosome your kids missing.….
No, you really short people and I mean really short like under 5 foot. Realize us taller people aren’t looking at you because we find you attractive or you look weird. We’re looking at you because we wanna make sure we don’t step on you when we walk by!
Cause a lot like little kids, you’re shifty and darty, just like little kids running around!
So remember, we don’t find you attractive. We’re not gonna hit on you. We’re trying to make sure we don’t step on you…….
P.s…. Also, granny you should stay away from McDonald’s at your age! That shit is way too high sodium……
by RoachKiller Guitar, paco! No it is not an ak, rifle or any other weapon of mass destruction!
So when you ask, I love replying with, “ I can neither confirm or deny this to be a weapon!”
That too oddly sends a shiver up most people’s spine…..
Don’t worry driver, I don’t like to “ show off” a $3000 guitar in front of people who were probably recently in prison…..
by RoachKiller Explain to someone that they wouldn’t like your music? I have never said, “ I play satanic death metal” to anyone and got a reasonable reply! Except to people who are into satanic death metal! Or even metal at all! lol!
So I don’t even bother pointing people to where they can listen to what I’ve done!
It entertains me though, listening to there stories of the bands they were in…..
Makes me giggle…..
Just like if I were to tell people my pen name for the porn tracks I’ve recorded…..
by RoachKiller I was sweating! I had the bunk heater set at 80 rather than 72 like I usually do….
by RoachKiller The difference between the real les Paul 666 and the fake Satan 667?
Yea neither can I!
Ok I lied, I can! The real 666 is a bland kinda unattractive top…..
And Les Paul 22 1/2 will be getting a cool upgrade! Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller One thing from namm this year! Yup you guessed it a jcm800 pedal!
Was thinking about the plexi but my wampler plexi drive deluxe can’t be beat…..
