Category: Stupid Stuff

Woo doggies….

by RoachKiller

My spandex pants are really starting to smell quit ripe! A mix of butthole and ball sweat! With a dash of Christmas spice!

I’m guessing after wearing the same pair for 4 days. It’s time to change these fuckers…..

Sad to say…..

by RoachKiller

It’s not even Xmas yet and I’ve already had to return a present!

My old lady really wanted a Turkish lamp! I was like ok, found one and ordered it weeks ago! On Amazon!

It arrived today and I had the daughter open it to verify it was in good condition!

What she told me I wasn’t expecting! They literally took a clear glass lamp globe and used silicon to glue colored beads and fake glass to the clear globe! Roflmao!

I almost shit myself in disbelief! For $50? Really? Fuuuuuuck you!

If I would have known that’s the shit they are putting out! Me and the kid would have gone to hobby lobby or Micheal’s and done that shit ourselves for $20, max!

So there is now way in hell I’m giving that as a gift to my wife of 30 years!

So I have spent most my day trying to figure out what to replace it with! Crossing fingers I did good….. I think Tiffany would approve!

( picture below is not Tiffany! )

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

My octa-core android headset is cool! It’s more like looking at a movie screen rather than what this does!

So fucking realistic I actually started to get a little sick! Like I was on the SpongeBob ride at universal! Holy shit that meta quest is fucking wicked cool!

That’s gunna take some time to get use to!

The first world I went to was the office! Dunder mifflin was a great start! Playing the floor is lava is where it started to get me…..

I don’t consider…..

by RoachKiller

Myself to be a freak! More a person of extreme focus and goal oriented! With just a dab of pure fucking hate!

Oh and I never jizz on the floor in truck stop bathrooms! That’s a sin, according to your very own Bible!

 Genesis 38:9, which says, “But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother”.

How cool is that driver……

by RoachKiller

I just saw your old lady drive by me on her way to her day job at the whore house!

She’s not my type, but I’m sure if she’s got a vagina. She’ll find customers…..