by RoachKiller About is if this lamp will be sufficient enough to replace that nasty Turkish lamp? My old lady is very picky in her whiskey tango things!
So knowing this isn’t really whiskey tango! I hope it will pass for her Xmas present? Stay tuned!
by RoachKiller It’s not even Xmas yet and I’ve already had to return a present!
My old lady really wanted a Turkish lamp! I was like ok, found one and ordered it weeks ago! On Amazon!
It arrived today and I had the daughter open it to verify it was in good condition!
What she told me I wasn’t expecting! They literally took a clear glass lamp globe and used silicon to glue colored beads and fake glass to the clear globe! Roflmao!
I almost shit myself in disbelief! For $50? Really? Fuuuuuuck you!
If I would have known that’s the shit they are putting out! Me and the kid would have gone to hobby lobby or Micheal’s and done that shit ourselves for $20, max!
So there is now way in hell I’m giving that as a gift to my wife of 30 years!
So I have spent most my day trying to figure out what to replace it with! Crossing fingers I did good….. I think Tiffany would approve!
( picture below is not Tiffany! )
by RoachKiller Youngest is a bit cranky….
I now know what mhm stands for! Mmmmhmmmmm, with a neck wobble is a black slang term for yes! Hooda thunk!
by RoachKiller You sure are an evil little Christian!
by RoachKiller My octa-core android headset is cool! It’s more like looking at a movie screen rather than what this does!
So fucking realistic I actually started to get a little sick! Like I was on the SpongeBob ride at universal! Holy shit that meta quest is fucking wicked cool!
That’s gunna take some time to get use to!
The first world I went to was the office! Dunder mifflin was a great start! Playing the floor is lava is where it started to get me…..
by RoachKiller Myself to be a freak! More a person of extreme focus and goal oriented! With just a dab of pure fucking hate!
Oh and I never jizz on the floor in truck stop bathrooms! That’s a sin, according to your very own Bible!
Genesis 38:9, which says, “But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother”.
by RoachKiller Willcock, how often does your name get you laid?
by RoachKiller I just saw your old lady drive by me on her way to her day job at the whore house!
She’s not my type, but I’m sure if she’s got a vagina. She’ll find customers…..
by RoachKiller Dork! I have my Santa sleigher shirt! My extra long Santa hat! I now must include my Santa crocs!
HO, HO, YOUR A HO!
by RoachKiller For people who want to walk tall but don’t want to walk uphill….“
Ford Fenders annoyingly stupid thought of the day!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! 👼
