Category: Stupid Stuff

I wish Yule log tidings…..

by RoachKiller

To all! I hope everyone had a happy and safe Christmas!

My time to brag!

My youngest bought me the coolest, Phone holder! Along with the greatest fender guitar evar! Not to mention this wicked cool ford fender light up pick holder! Love you too CRISSY!

My oldest brought back some wickedly groovy gifts from overseas too!

Everything is in Japanese so I’ll guess! A ichiran ramen noodle kit! A pint of Santory whiskey! A guitar pick from a little street vendor in Taipei Taiwan, and a neat eye glass case from a shop in Japan! love you Les!

I’m telling you I have the coolest kids! Sadly, no neck ties this year! 😉

Merry Xmas to all!

We’re all stars now…..

by RoachKiller

In the dope show…..

https://youtu.be/5R682M3ZEyk?si=D6XNH9JwMIiyQ9lW

Just had the misfortune of going by one of my brothers places that we lost in the war on drugs!

Ya know to make sure his kids actually get something for Xmas! Of course, I’m not sticking around. Nor am I going to park and chat!

I don’t need the heartache! Knowing what my brothers are capable of yet due to the “ dope show” they gave up on years ago!

But it was sad to see what pussies they still are! ( so reminiscent of my moms second husband! )

Anyway, rumor has it one of my brothers is going to die! ( what I was told by my other brother ) come to find out he’s only gunna die if he doesn’t lay off the dope, scenario!

So I had these dna tests laying around! Let’s see if they actually take them and send them in! It’s free! I already paid for shipping, the test, etc!

I did it years ago so it’s safe to say, if the cops were looking for dna matches. They would have been found years ago!

Will I lose any sleep over this, fuck no! Do I find it sad and pathetic? Fuck yea!

I’ll continue to keep telling everyone I lost my brothers in the war on drugs!

In the mean time, They know my number! Hasn’t changed in 23 years…..

See ya! Merry Christmas, happy new year!

( I wouldn’t be surprised if they dont sell them….. )

We’re all stars now, in the dope show….. cops and queers….

No, I’m not 12 brah…..

by RoachKiller

I will not be contacting you on instagram to chase you down to spend my money with! Nor will I be waiting around for you to decide to contact me.

If I was 12, or maybe so excited or impatient to buy the services you offer! Or even deal with your lack of customer care. I might stick around! I know it will only get worser from here! ( us old people kinda know stupid when we deal with it! )

Unfortunately for you, I’m not! So me, being a grumpy old man with zero patience for stupid, lack of courtesy and or communication!

I already found me a new guy to do the work…..

See ya….. you stanky little cunt!

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Get the update? That was a typo, “ lonely “ was supposed to be “ lowly ol’e “ truck driver…..

Sorry for your confusion, but maybe get my content from me rather than an outside source that’s not me…..

Let’s see how long it takes for her to notice…..

Don’t be….

by RoachKiller

Jellz of my awesome crocks! I feel like a gay elf, but damn it, the kids love um!

( hey it’s the wife’s car, she can keep it however she wants….. )

How have I not…..

by RoachKiller

Gotten one of these things sooner? Not only can I listen to great tunes! I can make it turn the lights off! Without even having to clap my hands!

#alexa

Jesus Christ…..

by RoachKiller

I’m guessing I did a few good deals on Black Friday! I paid $14 a pair…. With $2 cash back per pair on these Reebok pantalons…..

Woo doggies….

by RoachKiller

My spandex pants are really starting to smell quit ripe! A mix of butthole and ball sweat! With a dash of Christmas spice!

I’m guessing after wearing the same pair for 4 days. It’s time to change these fuckers…..