by RoachKiller Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!
Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!
Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!
by RoachKiller That ai bot is spot on with the dog to human transformation!
by RoachKiller A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!
So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!
And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!
by RoachKiller Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..
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Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..
The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..
Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!
Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..
by RoachKiller I’m just watching the show….
FYI, during the day, this thing moves like you wouldn’t believe! Way cool!
#traintrackr
by RoachKiller Right now? update, update, update…..
by RoachKiller Princess’s are deciding on your next troll. I’ll be busy putting this in today!
But yea, you ladies feel free to keep on doing the worthless trolls!
Well worthless to you! Monster $ signs to me…..
by RoachKiller I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:
Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..
by RoachKiller Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!
Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!
I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”
Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!
You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!
Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..
by RoachKiller I ordered one of those traintrackr of the New York City subway system! Can’t wait to fire this fucker up…..
by RoachKiller Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!
As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!
Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..
by RoachKiller Cowboy, baby!
by RoachKiller Wow, what a difference that thing made puffing last night! bought a couple of them on Amazon for like $15 each and I’m glad I did! What a difference it made!
It’s usb powered or battery powered! so I plugged it in next to the bed last night! Set it on puff and waited to see how long it would last!
Plugged in, it puffed a good 11 hours! Only used half of the onboard water storage for that entire time! Works fucking great!
Not to mention my sinuses ain’t dry today like they usually are! Excellent product
by RoachKiller My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……
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Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….
I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!
You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!
A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!
After application!
Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!
Who’s got the best step stools? 😉
by RoachKiller With you greedy woman? You would think after orgasm 6 you would be fulfilled!
Nope you want me to give you number 7! When do I get this kind of service?
I buy you a $40 Salyers steak, so why am I…..
FYI, tried the 12oz sirloin tonight at Salyers . As all my life I only got the prime rib! Tried something new! Twas as fabulous as the prime rib! Bravo!
Definitely far better than that 1lb tbone I got at the ta over In New Mexico a couple weeks ago!
You know it was good when the meat sweets hit mid steak!
by RoachKiller Damn! I haven’t seen a denim outfit like that since the 80s!
now granny, I can appreciate the fact you thought you look cute in a fully matching denim outfit! But you do realize that is the exact outfit they would wear to a Friday night breakdance party, right?
If you need an example, watch either of the break’n movies. If you pay attention, the main character is wearing that exact same outfit except in stonewashed blue!
I’m not knocking you I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t know what to think…..
I gotta figure out the angle on his fucking thing!
by RoachKiller Whoda thunk.that the Egyptian people would sell out the pyramids of Giza to Bass Pro shops and ducks Unlimited?
I’m almost ashamed to look at them now, but just look at the beauty of the pyramid of Giza. It’s so shiny……
by RoachKiller What is the secret to a long marriage? Well considering the old lady and I have been together well over 30 years! Here are a few of my secrets…..
1 – one of you be on the road 25+ days a month!
2 – choose your battles! ( the biggest thing evar! )
3 – learn how to say your sorry! ( most important! )
4 – have sex as many times per day as any human possibly can! Or until she throws up a white flag and says, “ I’m to sore!”
5 – any chance you get, never forget those little things your spouse likes and get them on occasion! ( unless they are flowers then kick that bitch to the curb and find a real wife! )
6 – the biggest and most important! When they stop selling her favorite green tea drink at Costco on the west coast! Make the effort to find it in another state! Even if that means, I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a truck driver….. )
The v8, water and shrimp are for me! The tea is for her…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( I just can’t stop….. 😉