Category: Stupid Stuff

Update on mobile humidifier…..

by RoachKiller

Wow, what a difference that thing made puffing last night! bought a couple of them on Amazon for like $15 each and I’m glad I did! What a difference it made!

It’s usb powered or battery powered! so I plugged it in next to the bed last night! Set it on puff and waited to see how long it would last!

Plugged in, it puffed a good 11 hours! Only used half of the onboard water storage for that entire time! Works fucking great!

Not to mention my sinuses ain’t dry today like they usually are! Excellent product

Dude like really…..

by RoachKiller

So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!

Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!

I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!

These tri-tips on the other hand were perfection! Excellent steak sandwich, meat!

Yes I know…..

by RoachKiller

My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……

Tattoo you….

by RoachKiller

Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….

I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!

You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!

A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!

After application!

Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!

Who’s got the best step stools? 😉

What is up…..

by RoachKiller

With you greedy woman? You would think after orgasm 6 you would be fulfilled!

Nope you want me to give you number 7! When do I get this kind of service?

I buy you a $40 Salyers steak, so why am I…..

FYI, tried the 12oz sirloin tonight at Salyers . As all my life I only got the prime rib! Tried something new! Twas as fabulous as the prime rib! Bravo!

Definitely far better than that 1lb tbone I got at the ta over In New Mexico a couple weeks ago!

You know it was good when the meat sweets hit mid steak!

Well, I’ll be……

by RoachKiller

Damn! I haven’t seen a denim outfit like that since the 80s!

now granny, I can appreciate the fact you thought you look cute in a fully matching denim outfit! But you do realize that is the exact outfit they would wear to a Friday night breakdance party, right?

If you need an example, watch either of the break’n movies. If you pay attention, the main character is wearing that exact same outfit except in stonewashed blue!

I’m not knocking you I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t know what to think…..

I gotta figure out the angle on his fucking thing!

Do you feel…..

by RoachKiller

That in your need to be important the people you canceled in turned canceled you?

More than likely, you canceled yourself.. …

Don’t look at me, I I hate everybody exactly the same. And I sure the fuck ain’t gonna take my time to cancel you! We’re too busy trying to prepare your stay at your local penitentiary….

You’re boring me…..

by RoachKiller

Paco! Maybe come up with a new threat! Maybe something more substantial than, ewww ahh, you have my email, eww ahh you watch porn, eww ahh……

God damn, like can the trucker tarded come up with anything fucking new?

I was asked…..

by RoachKiller

What is the secret to a long marriage? Well considering the old lady and I have been together well over 30 years! Here are a few of my secrets…..

1 – one of you be on the road 25+ days a month!

2 – choose your battles! ( the biggest thing evar! )

3 – learn how to say your sorry! ( most important! )

4 – have sex as many times per day as any human possibly can! Or until she throws up a white flag and says, “ I’m to sore!”

5 – any chance you get, never forget those little things your spouse likes and get them on occasion! ( unless they are flowers then kick that bitch to the curb and find a real wife! )

6 – the biggest and most important! When they stop selling her favorite green tea drink at Costco on the west coast! Make the effort to find it in another state! Even if that means, I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a truck driver….. )

The v8, water and shrimp are for me! The tea is for her…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( I just can’t stop….. 😉

Damn cockroach…..

by RoachKiller

I’m looking at the customer complaints on your fited sheet holder. You know, the one you released shortly after I said, I was working on one!

Man, all I need to do is send a freebie of my version. To every customer of yours who left a complaint. I’ll bet you I’ll be able to sell 5000 units in the snap of your finger!

And you can’t figure out why I’ve waited so long to release mine. Other than the fact, perfection takes time! I like to think that I can stand behind what I do. Be proud of the workmanship and quality.

Obviously, something that you’re not capable of doing…..

Toomsuba.com……

by RoachKiller

Originally started out as an old apple + game like Aztec. It very quickly morphed into something better!

Never actually got to use that name for it. It done morphed so quickly!

Really thinking about using it for the un-morphed version of that game!

Stay tuned…..

Yes that’s snow and you would not believe where it’s falling at!