Category: Stupid Stuff

I am not…..

by RoachKiller

A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!

So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!

And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!

For those…..

by RoachKiller

Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!

Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!

Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!

This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!

Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..

I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!

Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..

Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..

I don’t know man…..

by RoachKiller

Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..

The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..

Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!

Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..

Oh no not that…..

by RoachKiller

I have been banned off the greasy faced dispatchers TikTok page! Omg, whatever will I do?

I didn’t even follow the mescaline faced woman and yet there she was! Over and over and over! Even after clicking “ not interested! “ Her entire post feed! Roflmao! With her went all the rest of the trucker tarded videos that were bombarding my feed!

Praise sweet baby Jesus the stupid is gone! Fer now!

Most of all the truck accident videos disappeared too! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 99% of all those accident videos those drivers are so proud to post. Could have been avoided if there Tiny little brains would have dropped their giant fucking egos and slowed the fuck down…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

FYI, the empty trailer slid in the mud pit while I was in taking a shit!

I was so scared! Of the shit, not the trailer!

Had to stop at the rest area…..

by RoachKiller

Gotta do the ritual fighting with dispatch because once again they’re playing their little fucking bullshit games! Gotta find a new job I’m better than this low iq special ed high school shit!

I mean, I no longer hop into the truck. And think I’m going to work! I hop in the truck and realize I’m headed back to high school! I’m dealing with people with the IQ and mentality of fucking high schoolers.!

Anyway, I stop and do the ritual bullshit with dispatch pretending like I give a fuck anymore! And I see this…..

I don’t know whether it was a man or woman, in a four-door gray Chevy full-size pick up truck. The dude had black hair whether it was wig or what I don’t know! But I swear to God, he was wearing a Dead Skin Mask on his fucking face!

Nobody could have a face that looks like that unless they have a face transplant or a Dead Skin Mask! The shit I see out here on the road is fucking aw inspiring

Just remember when you hire on at Crete carriers or Schaefer trucking, you’re not hiring on to a quality company. You’re hiring on to a fucking high school……

And don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus, after every sentence….

Seriously…..

by RoachKiller

I have had 5 people in the last couple months tell me they are in punk bands! Oddly they have some weird ass name! Almost as if it’s the same name I just can’t comprehend a meaning for…..

Any hoot, I don’t give a shit! Really! I don’t care! I can appreciate your shared stories. I’m just not a fan of punk music…..

Why you…..

by RoachKiller

Princess’s are deciding on your next troll. I’ll be busy putting this in today!

But yea, you ladies feel free to keep on doing the worthless trolls!

Well worthless to you! Monster $ signs to me…..

So close…..

by RoachKiller

I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:

Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..

Burn in complete…..

by RoachKiller

Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!

Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!

I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”

Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!

You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!

Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..

Keithroth.com.…

by RoachKiller

Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!

As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!

Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..

Update on mobile humidifier…..

by RoachKiller

Wow, what a difference that thing made puffing last night! bought a couple of them on Amazon for like $15 each and I’m glad I did! What a difference it made!

It’s usb powered or battery powered! so I plugged it in next to the bed last night! Set it on puff and waited to see how long it would last!

Plugged in, it puffed a good 11 hours! Only used half of the onboard water storage for that entire time! Works fucking great!

Not to mention my sinuses ain’t dry today like they usually are! Excellent product

Dude like really…..

by RoachKiller

So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!

Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!

I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!

These tri-tips on the other hand were perfection! Excellent steak sandwich, meat!

Yes I know…..

by RoachKiller

My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……