Category: Crypto

Like bangen…..

by RoachKiller

Your sister! I pulled out just in time! What a fucking dive! You watch, tomorrow ( why do I always spell tomarrow with an a? ) morning a good cpi report comes out……

Haven’t seen a dive like this in a while! Roflmao! I’m down a full $1000…..

Great name for a tv game show! “ crypto market dive!” The contestants have to guess the direction of the next run….. then they have to guess long and short….. 😉 and the digital board they play has that diver I was talking about years ago! Dave the crypto diver !™️

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

Saw a tik tok last night of this recently shaved headed dude posting “ screen shots” of his $2.5 million dollar Coinbase balance! Roflmao!

Ok, I will tell you it is very simple to creat a simple html page that looks exactly like a Coinbase app!

I see fake crypto shit like that all the fucking time! Don’t be fooled by flashy stupidity!

Really do your own homework! That’s really all I can say! Be smart where you invest your money! Who you invest your money with and most off all, who you trust with and about your money…..

If I see one more sob story about how your crypto walked away! I’m going to have to send y’all a straight razor so you to can finally win a Darwin Award of your very own…..

See ya!

I am exactly…..

by RoachKiller

At the same monies level I was on the last bull run ( that’s a pnw reference used to describe a bull market! “ bull run reservoir “ ….. )

This is the point where I pulled out exactly 1/2 of the account value to verify that yes indeed this is a trustworthy exchange!

I did Received my money, with delay! Perfect!

I will tell you I was concerned, as their phone support is powered with English is their second language tech support!

Yo dildo…..

by RoachKiller

I can tell you exactly why your AI bot for crypto isn’t working! It works kinda OK for stocks but crypto is not as much of a number crunching investment as stocks!

so you can crunch the number to your fucking blue in the face. But unless you’re figuring in the human factor And most of all the propaganda effect, the popularity factor is a small token but the the big one is how much news is it getting what project does it have?

Good luck factoring that into your get rich quick AI crypto bot scheme, poser!

This is…..

by RoachKiller

Some of that crypto that was stolen from me. That I decided to steal back! Minus my $bcd….. ( still trying to figure out how to get that out….. )

Little did I know that swapping out some shit coin for that $wld token would quadruple my monies so quickly!

Now to figure out how to get rid of that $GT without taking it in the ass on the swap!

Oh and I’ll be holding that 7.8 billion baby doge for like evar! 😉

To the cunt…..

by RoachKiller

Who sank $1500 into $pancake swap and blamed me for it going down!

1 – your an idiot! I deal in small buys $5, $10, $20 a week, bi-weekly or monthly! So I would never tell anyone to sink that sort of money into a single buy!

2 – you just might break even soon enough!

3 -fuck you and the camel toed hog you rode in on!

Have a nice day and if I ever get the opportunity to see you in person again! I promise my fist will hit your face…..

P.s. look at the bottom of the picture! That’s how much I paid! I didn’t sink $1500 in at $7 a token! Fucking moron!

Start of the week…..

by RoachKiller

Crypto totals….. sorry, slept in after enjoying that pot roast meal last night!

I ate way too many potato’s! 😉

Market dived a we bit last night around 0200 pst! But as you can see it’s back up, like my dick after looking at the naked pictures your sisters sent! Doh!

This is…..

by RoachKiller

By far one the greatest weekends I have had since $etc went to $275 in 2021!

I’m not going to embarrass you with this weekends gains. I will tell you for a $1200 investment. I have more than 4x’s that!

Right now I’m waiting and hoping one of my 50,000 mobile hodls will hit the $220 mark! I really want to hit that free year of service….. 🙂

What’s my objective?

by RoachKiller

I’m not posting this crypto news to brag! All I have to do for that is show you my dick!

No, I’m posting this to show you how your $5, $10, $20 weekly, bi-weekly or monthly buys pan out!

Since the last bull run, I have been doing my weekly buys! Using my disposable income to do so! Religiously, only not doing my buys when I just don’t have the money!

Month after month, year after year it adds up with each bull market and deposit!

So I’m not bragging, I’m showing you with as much brute force in your fucking face as I can! That my simple system works and works really fucking good! Anyone can do it!

So for the small time investor who have done the buys! To you I say, “ kick back, relax and watch all your hard work start to pay off!”

To you I say, “ rock the fuck on!” “ you earned it!”

P.s. don’t get to comfy! There’s still plenty of trading to do!

My position…..

by RoachKiller

Is always on top! You’re on the bottom and im the top that’s the way it’s always worked and always will work until the day I die!

I like my positioning where I’m at right now. This is where I’m going to stay for a little while. This will probably be the last time you see this account because I am almost at the thousand dollar mark……