My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……
Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….
I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!
You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!
A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!
After application!
Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!
With you greedy woman? You would think after orgasm 6 you would be fulfilled!
Nope you want me to give you number 7! When do I get this kind of service?
I buy you a $40 Salyers steak, so why am I…..
FYI, tried the 12oz sirloin tonight at Salyers . As all my life I only got the prime rib! Tried something new! Twas as fabulous as the prime rib! Bravo!
Definitely far better than that 1lb tbone I got at the ta over In New Mexico a couple weeks ago!
You know it was good when the meat sweets hit mid steak!
Damn! I haven’t seen a denim outfit like that since the 80s!
now granny, I can appreciate the fact you thought you look cute in a fully matching denim outfit! But you do realize that is the exact outfit they would wear to a Friday night breakdance party, right?
If you need an example, watch either of the break’n movies. If you pay attention, the main character is wearing that exact same outfit except in stonewashed blue!
I’m not knocking you I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t know what to think…..
I gotta figure out the angle on his fucking thing!
Make easy work out of buying crypto! They pre-choose the investments based off of the crypto’s category! It’s like a mutual fund only YOU control the flow of money!
Starts simple, account signed up for! Then you choose which basket interests you! I’m not that big of a meme fan. So I kept scrolling!
Ahh here we go! Us blue chips! A safer alternative fund to memes….. decent yearly return! Fuck it! Let’s start it off with this basket!
There is a minimum $30 buy in! You can use the various options available to transfer money in! Since I already have some usd in that account. I will use that…..
I hit proceed and wammo! I now have a simple listing of what tokens I just purchased using this basket fund concept! Simple, easy and honestly the greatest invention since flavored lubed condoms!
Oh and I must end this post with my new fav words!
That in your need to be important the people you canceled in turned canceled you?
More than likely, you canceled yourself.. …
Don’t look at me, I I hate everybody exactly the same. And I sure the fuck ain’t gonna take my time to cancel you! We’re too busy trying to prepare your stay at your local penitentiary….
What is the secret to a long marriage? Well considering the old lady and I have been together well over 30 years! Here are a few of my secrets…..
1 – one of you be on the road 25+ days a month!
2 – choose your battles! ( the biggest thing evar! )
3 – learn how to say your sorry! ( most important! )
4 – have sex as many times per day as any human possibly can! Or until she throws up a white flag and says, “ I’m to sore!”
5 – any chance you get, never forget those little things your spouse likes and get them on occasion! ( unless they are flowers then kick that bitch to the curb and find a real wife! )
6 – the biggest and most important! When they stop selling her favorite green tea drink at Costco on the west coast! Make the effort to find it in another state! Even if that means, I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a truck driver….. )
The v8, water and shrimp are for me! The tea is for her…..