Category: Crypto

I was asked…..

by RoachKiller

What is the secret to a long marriage? Well considering the old lady and I have been together well over 30 years! Here are a few of my secrets…..

1 – one of you be on the road 25+ days a month!

2 – choose your battles! ( the biggest thing evar! )

3 – learn how to say your sorry! ( most important! )

4 – have sex as many times per day as any human possibly can! Or until she throws up a white flag and says, “ I’m to sore!”

5 – any chance you get, never forget those little things your spouse likes and get them on occasion! ( unless they are flowers then kick that bitch to the curb and find a real wife! )

6 – the biggest and most important! When they stop selling her favorite green tea drink at Costco on the west coast! Make the effort to find it in another state! Even if that means, I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a truck driver….. )

The v8, water and shrimp are for me! The tea is for her…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( I just can’t stop….. 😉

I only do…..

by RoachKiller

Easyravioli vblogs when there is something I want you to know! I already said in the last video I’m starting to rebuild my hodl! When the price is right for the tokens I want, I buy…..

I only deal with safe, conservative tokens on easyravioli! So if you’re looking for high risk, long term crypto pointers. Might I suggest watching any of those low rent posers on social media…..

See ya, definitely wouldn’t want to be ya!

Damn cockroach…..

by RoachKiller

I’m looking at the customer complaints on your fited sheet holder. You know, the one you released shortly after I said, I was working on one!

Man, all I need to do is send a freebie of my version. To every customer of yours who left a complaint. I’ll bet you I’ll be able to sell 5000 units in the snap of your finger!

And you can’t figure out why I’ve waited so long to release mine. Other than the fact, perfection takes time! I like to think that I can stand behind what I do. Be proud of the workmanship and quality.

Obviously, something that you’re not capable of doing…..

I took my…..

by RoachKiller

15% gains and vamoosed! Don’t worry, I’ll be back with my $34’s soon enough…..

I left everything else! Why? Cus I didn’t feel like selling it….. well that and I’m still way in the green…..

And I really had to poop! Like really fucking poop! Like prairie dogging poop!

Toomsuba.com……

by RoachKiller

Originally started out as an old apple + game like Aztec. It very quickly morphed into something better!

Never actually got to use that name for it. It done morphed so quickly!

Really thinking about using it for the un-morphed version of that game!

Stay tuned…..

Yes that’s snow and you would not believe where it’s falling at!

Hey man…..

by RoachKiller

I told you well in advance, man! You don’t watch the videos you don’t get no gains, man…..

So far it’s been a decent bump! Let’s see how it rolls over the next 7 days when everyone starts coming back from the holidays…..

Oh silly goose……

by RoachKiller

My voice to text works fucking excellent. It’s not a full-blown standalone engine. It works off of your standard phone engine, Siri whatever Google uses, I can fucking remember.

Now it’s just time to add some add-ons such as voice command prompts like adding punctuation! All I had to do to get it to work 92% correct is removed one background frequency and talk directly at the phone…..

It works in a very severe background, noise environment like my truck. As I’m talking to you now I have the usual truck a.k.a. 18 wheeler background noise, including an open window……

All ambient, no tech-support headset required……

Sorry been…..

by RoachKiller

A bit busy with Xmas and family issues!

My oldest who is having twins got real mean! I mean, make dad cry mean! I get it! The babies are making her hormones go nuts! I still love her anyways!

I just hope she remembers that come Xmas time next year! I will have bought my grandchildren every loud ass noise making toy I can find as presents! In return for almost making dear dad cry…… 😉

This weeks crypto buy! $10…..