Author: RoachKiller

Anyone confused…..

by RoachKiller

As to How dispatch could ever have the balls to be mad about anything?

I mean it’s not like they’ll be sitting in fucking Utah with preplanned prepaid vacation and being told by dispatch and your terminal manager that if you need to get home that badly you need to find your own way……

Seriously, when do you think the last time anyone in management or dispatch didn’t make it home in time for a important event because someone else didn’t do their fucking job?

Do you think anyone in dispatch or management has ever been told they couldn’t go home early? I mean, even if they were covered and fucking little red dots all over their entire fucking body? Do you think they would be told they couldn’t leave early to go home to a doctor?

So help me out here how do you have the fucking balls to be mad about anything?

Think of it like this…..

by RoachKiller

I had to call SLC a while back. Can’t remember the exact reason. But I also asked, who do I call to find out when my tsa check is due!

I can’t remember her name. Red hair, does new. Driver onboarding…. She said she would find out and send me a message.

I got a message, I was told it expires when my license does! Luckily I need multiple answeres from multiple sources. I found out you can check yourself

So I went online and found out it expires this year! You starting to understand why I do what I do?

And so it begins…..

by RoachKiller

It took talking to 6 people including safety. Why I must go to a ddc class! ( defensive driving class )

( I’ve been with this company a long time! They have tried to force me several times to do classes I wasn’t required to do! They even forced me to do the pre hire stress test that I wasn’t required to do! After being here 6 years!) so I believe not one fucking word from anybody without multiple confirmations from multiple people in management!

So excuse my confusion but if I have no wrecks. I haven’t had anything other than a parking ticket in 15 years. Why would you send me to a class that’s worthless to me?

But hey remember I’m a dime a dozen at this company…..

Look it’s simple, I’m not playing any games! I’m here to do the mother fucking job I earned! The company wants me to do a, which has more value, wiping my ass with sandpaper or taking a company sponsored safety class?

I’ll gladly do it! But to suddenly throw this at me on Friday! No real reason why! Multiple different stories from multiple different people!

All while letting me believe I fucked up somewhere is horseshit! I will gladly admit wrong doing if I’ve done it!

Here’s the thing, why wasn’t I told this months ago? I would have gone to the one in Cheyenne and spent my time making fun of the geriatric dialated eye crew. That oddly followed me across Wyoming that night….. in their cars!

Oh by the way Celia was actually nice to me this time…..

Oh and nobody in safety knows who Andrew is! Like I told safety, I gave up years ago trying to figure out who anyone was….

Went In to take….

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A piss yesterday at the petro! Omg, I don’t know whether it was the old man, the black guy, the transsexual male or the recently shaved head guy.

Either 1 or all of ya smelled like rancid fish! Jesus Christ!

I’m thinking about…

by RoachKiller

Doing a “where are they now” for the band naked violence over at nakedviolence.net!

Since they are the self proclaimed leaders of the punk scene in the Portland Oregon area. It would be interesting to see where they are now!

Including their old webmaster, giggle, giggle, and the rest of that bat shit crazy group…..

Don’t you hate…..

by RoachKiller

It when you forget to turn your phone off of video?

I wonder how many of little Bo peeps sheep were there…..

Roflmao!

Either way I got my strawberry milk and bbq rib sandwiches! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Are they have the bacon wrap pork pelicans for four for five bucks always a good deal! And if there’s a granny there at the fixing bar before you. Always elbow her a kid run her that old bag is gonna steal all the fucking tomatoes.!

Reminded me of Back when I was a kid and we go to Norths chuck wagon with grandma and she would take the big purse….

Now that’s……

by RoachKiller

A bummer! You calling me a jackass for my blog post. Yeah, you’re the same Cunt who has spent decades fucking with me for showing up, doing my job and going the fuck home!

I think you better take that Uno reverse card and shove it up your ass! the way I see it? You’re the jackass, the Cunt and a worthless pile of shit!

Can you imagine being fucked with because you show up to work, do your job and go the fuck home?

I havent stuck around cause I think what you’re doing is funny. I stuck around because I know I’m gonna end up with all your fucking money! Legally!

So you and your band of little short haired Cunts, who think your real truck drivers, better buckle up, cause you’re in for one hell of a fucking disappointment, Comprende?

You and your clique’ can go fuck yourselves…

I’m also working on…

by RoachKiller

Trying to create a website mascot that represents the new breed of truck driver. The typical Newbee truck driver!

A mascot with a duh look on his face while also representing the wife, girlfriend or significant other, who’s of course an only fans whore. While having five little kids that could or could not be his……

See the dilemma in that? How do you represent all of those things with one mascot? If you throw in the what’s going to happen with the children. When they figure out their mom is a fucking only fans who’re? it makes it virtually impossible to come up with a Mascot……

Oh and princess’s…..

by RoachKiller

Remember when you’re cranking out those ai powered truck videos. I always have this lock on the trailer and that yellow bar in my load lock rack!

There is only 1 other driver at this company that I know of that has that broom handle riding on the back of a blue truck!

Oh and don’t forget I also have access to the exact same ai creator as you do! What comes around can and will go around! Comprende’?

Just curious……

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How many more times can you shatter that illusion of integrity? I lost track years ago, this explains why I no longer apologize for what stupid shit this company does at shippers and receivers …..: