Author: RoachKiller

Years ago, what I said “you’re good guys are the ones that will bring you down“?

When I said the other day in that video about them letting air out of steer tires, them fucking with trucks etc? I wasn’t joking. I got the video to back it up. Matter fact, I got video to back up damn near everything I say!

I love the reaction slackers have When you innocuously start telling your achievements and credentials to them. They actually get mad or jealous! Roflmao! Weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen!

The moral of the story, be proud of what you have done! be proud of succeeding, be proud of your accomplishments! Don’t ever let the subpar bring you down or make you feel like you have done something wrong by just even talking about it!

They are the true sign of sub-human shit! those who are jellies can go fuck themselves with a purple dildo while driving down a backwoods road in the middle of Wyoming! Oh wait, your old ladies have actually done that for me, live…..

I call it, “Is it bobtail or a straight truck” in that parking spot that looks empty?

Vblog on that Ddc class that I took today later tonight! (defensive driving class ) there was no instruction on defensive driving whatsoever!

But I will tell you these two things. I had to stop looking at the guy in front of me because all I wanted to do is flick his earrings and see how badly he would scream if I pulled one out?

by the end of the class I was yelling out wrong answeres just for the fun of it! so I did manage to have a little bit of fun Among other things…..

Part to finally get an answer to my theory…..

You forgot to mention that dispatch will call you while you’re driving! Even though oh wait, never mind you’re allowed to talk on the phone while you’re driving as long as you have a Bluetooth! Figure that one the fuck out.

I don’t use a Bluetooth. I will talk on the phone while driving maybe 15 minutes a day Max I’ve got nothing that fucking important to say to anybody, especially while I’m driving! every phone has speakerphone Bluetooth not required!

By no means am I a fucking perfect driver by no means do I know everything! I do however know what fucking works for me! And by all the wrecks and all the stories, I’m pretty sure that what you’re doing isn’t working for you.

But I will probably deliver this load tonight and call it an early day. Cause well, my eyes kinda hurt from rolling them so many times during that three hour class……

I learned one fucking thing in class! I refreshed my memory. I hate putting out triangles. It has been so many fucking years since I had to put out triangles that I couldn’t remember how far apart they had to be.

I googled it and I came up with 25, 75, 100 feet! So that was the only refresher that I refreshed!

It fucking sucked ass being told the exact same information you have been fucking doing for 30 years. And then having them tell you you’re doing it all wrong!

What I found to be extremely almost psychotic in their attempt was to tell you that oh yeah, go ahead. Talk on your cell phone. All you want as long as you have a Bluetooth headset!

I have literally, I can’t tell you how I know this, but I have literally ridden behind a guy who spent his entire 11 hour shift of driving talking to his old lady! No way or how can you call that safe? I’ll never understand!

And all of this smith system, bullshit, blah blah, blah blah, how did they not mention once? To drop your fucking ego and be a courteous driver?

You throw in the concept of drop your ego and be as a courteous driver. If they have the brain power to comprehend that statement, they could possibly be a good drive!

That’s just the way I see it but I do love it since I started here almost 23 years ago when a newbie comes up and asked me about pre-trips and shit. I always have been telling them to do it the same way every time. If you stop and get distracted, start over from the beginning! I noticed that today they have now included that in there pre-trip video. That was me, well, I’m the reason for it. I don’t know, but I’m gonna assume Twas cus of me! Cus I’m awesome! 🙂

But honestly, I learned nothing new. I wasn’t even gonna wipe my ass with sandpaper cause I already know that the sandpaper would’ve been far more of a valuable learning experience than the three something hours. I just spent there!

But I always find it funny I really wanted to ask the teacher guy how many wrecks you’ve had since you stopped going driving on the road and are now a safety teacher?

Because every safety teacher I’ve ever met that used to be a driver was a really shitty driver….:

I hope all of those drivers that were in that class live a long, prosperous life. I hope they make Buku bucks and that the company’s propaganda of being the best of the best of the best finally comes to fruition!

But unlike you people, I’m not gonna fuck up a good thing. I’m gonna keep doing what I do cause obviously it fucking works.!

Oh, and a sidenote, you never mentioned to these newbies, had to keep their brain occupied and engaged, on a long drive!

Just a few thoughts, but hey, what do I know? I’m just a fucking truck driver……

Toilet paper!

Wich has more value this class I’m about to take? or wiping my ass with sandpaper? Answer to come……

Sand paper courtesy of the Harrisburg petro…..

Only goes as far as the instruction manual they just read……