Oh silly goose…

I noticed years ago your people’s insane need for vanity. I also know about an exploit in the Facebook/twotter api!

you know how I have this hyper fixation against people who have done me wrong? Didn’t you ever wonder why you were getting so many hair treatment ads on Facebook and Twitter?

Well, you people will be happy to know that in your need for vanity. I went ahead and donated the commissions off of your hair, regrow shit. In your honor to multiple nio-Nazi organizations across the country!

I just wanna make sure everybody truly knows what you all are about….. which includes your government…..:

Don’t worry, I got all the major food groups covered more to come. I got plenty of time……

Uh oh……

The skinheads on the other side of this peoplenet are hot on my trail again. Just 12 hours after being asked my ETA to delivery. They want me to give them my ETA to delivery again.

Because God knows my ETA probably changed in those 12 hours I was sleeping!

I’m guessing scrolling down is a difficult task?

Luckily for them, I have a resend button, so the next time I stop I’ll resend the same message I sent 12 hours ago!

When I say you can’t fight, laziness and stupid, I wasn’t kidding…..

How are all you……

Natzi sympathizers doing today? I’m guessing Nazism is kind of slow for you? I’m guessing when you have the time to be a real life troll, Adolph hasn’t done his job.?

There’s an old saying,” you can’t fight stupid……”

Help me out here, boo…..

Who do you think they will believe? A black man with an extremely checkered past and an extremely shitty driving record? Or a white guy with a upstanding citizen background and a killer driving record?

So you think about that and you get back to me when you finally figure out the answer…..

Is taking……

The clips off of the fuel pump handles. The equivalent of your mom taking the strings off your bass so you won’t hang yourself?

The greatest thing……

Since the US government started a minimum IQ to join the military!

A sheetz hotdog with marinara, tomato, onion, and boom-boom sauce!

That’s a wiener I would pay seven dollars for at the stadium!

Stopped back there……

At little Auschwitz to get fuel and chat with the guards who are definitely Natzi sympathizers.

Pulled in to get fuel. Walked around and saw a new person fueling in the lane next to me that I’ve never met before! “ he says hi. I’m sure he got the look of excitement on my face!

A possible newbie who could be smart? Then I talk to them for about 30 seconds or so, I realize they’re the reasons that they had to take the clips off the fuel pumps……

Oh, and little Auschwitz, you have either a rabbit or a giant fucking rat in the parking lot….

Seriously……

Where I’m at they got a butt load of Natzi sympathizers…..

I’m guessing that they’re upset there their leader took away their food stamps or something! So now they’re taking out their hostilities on actual hard working folk that could give two shits whether people like them are alive or not…..

Why would I get mad…..

I told you about my groupies years ago! I am that important to a group of people that yes, I actually have groupies!

(They go as far as sending there kids or friends and sometimes family! it’s the usual clown ass troll shit…. )

Only provided by people of a lower class with no mental capacity to go any higher! ) they are the definition of the saying, “ trucker tarded “, what else’s can I say…..

Mentally retarded groupies, yet groupies just the same! Wich in my eyes and the eyes of your god! It’s exactly the same….

See you know the clown ass’s are near when your walking buy to hit the head. When One of them goes, “there’s the guy we’re supposed to fuck with“!

That’s when you know the show is about to begin!

Stay tuned….. tonight’s show looks entertaining!

****update*****

Nope, low rent and uneventful like usual! Someday, I would recommend you’re not the one when that someday comes……

Your mom…..

You know, if these people spending all there time to fuck with you. We’re actually doing as good as they say they are.

They wouldn’t care what your pissant ass was doing! Their narcissistic tendencies won’t allow them…..

Here ya go…..

Princess! I left it exactly like it was left for me! Except for the shoe prints in the rim grease! That’s there to remind me I checked the rims…..

But all that damage was there previous to pick up! How do I know? It’s all got ice melt and mud on it! Kind of a big clue it isn’t fresh damage! Comprende’?

Oh and excellent rust job on that rear tire…..

I’ve heard a…..

Lot of stupid shit over the years! I will tell you hearing a 71 year old woman complain about being carded for buying condoms!

Greatest thing I’ve ever hearded!

Then I saw her 60-year-old son that was with her. Then I realized what the condoms were for! She’s definitely regretting that day 60 years ago……

Luckily……

These dumb motherfuckers just found out about some hair growth formula! So they all shaved their heads so they can grow it all back! Roflmao!

so they’re gonna have a nice head of hair for when I mount their head on my wall!

Fucking awesome…..