Tell you what Pookie…

You do it your way, I’ll do it my way and in 30 years we’ll see who did it the right way?

Cause so far from what I’ve seen, the words that are flapping out of your lips aren’t worth a damn!

OK so……

If my truck gets lifted up by a tornado and carried miles away across state lines, I have to log that?

Or is that like a freebie?

Don’t ask me…..

How I made it on time for my delivery this morning! I woke up and this website was lit up like a Xmas tree on Halloween!

Yet I get up there and no chains were required…..

Like I always say, I dunno, I just drive the truck!

Just going through…..

The website stats for this domain. Y’all have been really fucking busy trying every exploit you can find, huh?

Oddly I’m pulling 10,000 hits with 3000 uniques a month! Lol I haven’t even set up any meta yet! Roflmao!

Anyhoot, the way I figure it. I’ll just keep it the way it is right now….. it entertains me…..

Well fuck…..

I was trying to help you out driver!

Was in taking an overdue shit. Enjoying my time, poopen and surfing the net. When an old man comes running into the bathroom screaming, “ Keith?” “Keith you in here?”

He was looking in stalls, urnal’s everything!

Finally I yelled to him, “ last time I saw Keith he was in the restaurant looking for his dog, keno!”

Go check the restaurant…..

Did gramps ever find Keith? I dunno…..

You will be happy……

To know that the chain law was lifted, and I shall proceed as planned. Which is a good thing because my arm is hurting from washing my hair!

I really fucked up with that TV install!

And I’ve been thinking about your accident, prone abilities, and I’ve come to the conclusion. You should take a month or two and stop wearing those self tinting glasses.

A little bit of research and I found out they never become truly clear there’s always a tint. Now I have sunglasses for the day and a regular pair of glasses for nighttime and other various shit. I cannot stand the self tinting glass whatsoever.

My recommendation is to get yourself a prescription sunglasses and a pair of prescription regular glasses. try for a few months. I’ll bet you your vision and clarity will improve 10.Fold

Yes thank you…..

Fender guy for reminding that strat is a fender ultra luxe with Floyd rose!

And thank you to the putts who posted the video of his blacked out hand tattoo! It reminded me why I will never get work done below my wrist!

I will eventually visit Japan and really don’t want to wear gloves along with a long sleeve shirt!

Side note, when you black out your arm. You really get a good idea of how light your arm hair is!

You slackers ready to roll? Let’s see if we can get over the rest of the mountains without throwing iron!

Y’all are aware…..

That you wash your ass before you wash your feet, right? Especially if you’re using communal showers! Like a campground, gym, or truck stop shower!

You always and I mean always wash your ass before washing your feet! And I always recommend using an iodine soap or wash!

Learn from my experience people!

And yes I’m naked taking this picture!

Side note, I finally got to wash my hair with both hands! Woot woot!

As my arm felt good enough to raise over my head today! Woot woot!

I got a…

Poop and pee!

Normally, I wouldn’t mention it, but we all know how you members of the scat Revolution love it when people talk dirty…..

Are you starting……

To figure out why over the last couple years I went out on a limb and purchased all the gear. I thought I might use in the future?

You thought guitar gear prices were bad now just fucking way…..

You were spot on…..

The ass sniffers were exactly where you said they would be!

Oh you could tell there was no lack of drug addiction and child abuse in that bunch! Matter of fact, I do believe I caught a whiff of rapist on one of those geezers!

I haven’t crossed paths with a true rapist in a while but they oddly have a tinge smell of 90’s stripper perfume about them! An overly floral scent if you will…..

I can’t make this shit up brah…..

Y’all will…..

Be happy to know that all the ibuprofen from the weekend has worn off! I can now officially tell you what I fucked up on my arm!

Luckily it’s slowly regaining strength! I was able to lift my arm enough to flip a cunt the bird!

Just doing my part to keep you up to date on this weeks ailment!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

So boss man…..

Wich batch of trash will I be training this trip? Old white guy with the balls on chin white beard? Or the black guy with also the balls on chin beard?

Either one is fine if they can actually keep up! Oh and don’t forget about the added trainer pay we agreed on for me to train your already trained fuck ups……

Y’all will be…..

Happy to know that after waking to a literal blizzard on top of the grapevine. I arrived for my delivery in LA in less than 3 hours time!

80 miles, 3 hours I do believe that’s a new worlds record!

Oh and caltrans is doing work at the mixmaster at 10/5 so that’s 30 minutes right there…..

Funny story……

I was home dumping the water out of the back of the hot rod! another one of those company trolls walks by!

now I’m pretty familiar with who my neighbors are up and down the street. I have a pretty good idea who they are so when I saw this geriatric, you know the type, they wear the glasses but then they wear the clip on sunglasses visor under the glasses or over the glasses!

you know the ones I’m talking about! like they just got a eye exam, but they wear those filters over their glasses full-time.

You know the type of geezer I’m talking about! Well he’s walking by! I had all sorts of freaks walk by. But these geezer looked familiar! Like I had seen him at a terminal or something!

Anyhoot! They oddly don’t live in my neighborhood so I stopped this old man. I asked him, Is it just me or is it really fucking weird that we got all this traffic going down our street, of people who don’t live here.

Now I would say all they’re trying to get around some traffic jam up on Sunnyside, but I don’t know anybody with half a fucking brain who would go through a residential area. you know, slow down to 25 miles or less, go over speed bumps to save 15 seconds on the main Road

He replied with his words a jumble! “They all must be trying to go to the other neighborhood across the way!” Fuck you old man! No they ain’t! Roflmao! Fucken twats!

makes no sense driving through a residential hood like a bat out of hell! putting our children that live here at risk!

now I wouldn’t think anything of it. If it was the same people doing it every day. then I would know OK they’re going home , but it’s a constant unknown vehicles driving by the houses at a high rate of speed. Enough that I noticed them flying over the fucking speed bumps catching air.

Oddly after talking to that old man. I did not see one other person that I did not recognize walk up or down the street that day. It’s amazing how that works.

So how bad……

Do You think these trainers had to wreck To get called up for the truck driver troll selective service?

The other question I have is why are you still allowing these people to be trainers if they can’t fucking drive without wrecking?

I’m enjoying knowing the fact, that management is fully aware of what these fuck tards are doing and are turning a blind eye! cus I guarantee you I’m not the only high mileage driver that’s being fucked with by these low rents!