by RoachKiller If I’m being fucked with by geriatric old people! Who often call me kid. Can I not consider that child abuse?
If they are desperate to scream elder abuse for my thought provoking posts. Does that not qualify as the same thing?
by RoachKiller I didn’t buy that new pocket knife today!
Stopped at the loves to pick up some hot dogs and a soda to head into deliver tonight!
I knew my next load probably wouldn’t be ready so I wanted to prepare! But as I paid and was walking out. I had one of those geezers cut in front of me at the door as I was walking out!
As I was rolling my eyes, I watched this geriatric lady man, missing his lady wig, but could probably use a walker, the hunch in his little body was rather pronounced! He walked real close to the back of my trailer and read the seal! The look of shock on his face as he read what it said. Damn near made his head explode!
Now I was right behind him as I was looking to do a right side walk around! Yet I’m realizing, I could have easily slit this mother fuckers throat and no one would have been the wiser!
I love the fact these dumb mother fuckers are actually hand delivering themselves to me! Luckily my mental state is actually pretty good despite what I drove through today!
Yet lucky for them I’m not a killer…..
by RoachKiller A motherfucking blizzard 2 miles ago…..wtf?
by RoachKiller Do us all a favor and clack your dentures together a little bit more! That way we all know you were either a hard-core drug user, or your old man really beat the shit out of you……
Either way we’re all gonna know you might not be a person we want to interact with!
by RoachKiller Remember back to when the cesspool that is the trucking industry had much smarter personnel?
Honest to God if I have to dumb myself down any farther just to communicate my, head could possibly fucking explode!
Over the years I had to dumb myself down just to try and fit in. I can’t dumb myself down anymore…..
Matter of fact, I think Trump should pass a law that says smart people are no longer required to dumb themselves down to fit in with a crowd! Dumb people are now required to become smarter to fit in with a crowd…..
You too gotta love it though when the mentally impaired think they got one up on you! They’re all happy and smiley! it’s actually rather disturbing!
It’s even better when they broadcast that they’re Christian…z
by RoachKiller Let me put on my fucking imagine that hat. So I can say imagine that……
by RoachKiller That’s what driving truck in the winter is like….. only 3.5 more miles to go……
by RoachKiller Do you think we will be able to link the majority of these troll accounts back to you?
To quote you and that sexual offender, “ the devil is in the details!”
by RoachKiller Went to bed in a monster snow storm! Woke up in still a snow storm! Forgot to turn off my cb and awoke to multiple lip flappers talking about how there not moving. Roads are way too snow covered and iced!
Roflmao! I’m looking at the road cameras and there is not a snow covered or iced road from here to the border!
Ya know that old saying, “ misery loves company?” Yea the wankers are misery and they want your company…..
If I’m gunna go and I only got 21,000lbs on! I’ll bet ya, you’re safe to roll too….
But that, misery, is all up to you…..
by RoachKiller Sent your trainer to come watch me back in puta! Ask that fucker how many backing accidents he has had since starting here…..
by RoachKiller How I don’t have a Verizon business account yet my cell is constantly pinging it! Rather than pinging the usual celco partners towers! Like it should for a personal account…..
Figure that one out princess!
by RoachKiller I have been banned off the greasy faced dispatchers TikTok page! Omg, whatever will I do?
I didn’t even follow the mescaline faced woman and yet there she was! Over and over and over! Even after clicking “ not interested! “ Her entire post feed! Roflmao! With her went all the rest of the trucker tarded videos that were bombarding my feed!
Praise sweet baby Jesus the stupid is gone! Fer now!
Most of all the truck accident videos disappeared too! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 99% of all those accident videos those drivers are so proud to post. Could have been avoided if there Tiny little brains would have dropped their giant fucking egos and slowed the fuck down…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
FYI, the empty trailer slid in the mud pit while I was in taking a shit!
I was so scared! Of the shit, not the trailer!
by RoachKiller Any of those puta’s I saw drive by at the last drop. Were associated at all with any of the countless Shaffer trucks parked down at the truck stops? Do ya?
I mean that shit would just be fucking pure insanity and stupidity on their part…..
Or do you think your old ladies were coming out in hopes I would give them some of my award winning dicking?
by RoachKiller About arriving the night before delivery at a closed consignee? The next morning the shit your gunna take will either be the best or the biggest! maybe even both!
Undeniably true…..
by RoachKiller Y’all stopped being trolls and grew the fuck up! Maybe y’all would be doing better in your jobs and life!
Hang tight, your second wife is calling to bitch about you again…..
by RoachKiller Happy to know, the troll lifers are alive and driving their personal vehicles today!
Only seen 2 drive by where I’m delivering so far!
Praise sweet baby Jesus, you’re not in 18 wheelers…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller To cancel me for talking smack about a convicted sexual predator!
Oh no, how will I ever survive the ridicule…..
by RoachKiller You forgot to tell homeboy I am driver of the year in SLC, huh?
Welp by his reaction after seeing that jacket. I think he realized he’s the one being trained? While he is already in his own truck….. roflmao!
Smooches future wife to a lovely white man in prison…..
by RoachKiller I’m just watching the show….
FYI, during the day, this thing moves like you wouldn’t believe! Way cool!
#traintrackr