Author: RoachKiller

I guess I’m……

by RoachKiller

Supposed to get all mad and upset? This is the usual shit that happens this time of year when you know, fucking morons can’t figure out the game.!

Luckily, for me, I have a long, long, long blog of reoccurring instances of this happening!

So I’m just gonna kick back relax and watch the show!

I’m also gonna be wondering how many more felonies some of you are gonna commit?

See ya I gotta go deliver this load, later princesses…..

Thinking about……

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Starting up keithroth.com with a look-alike. Having him start posting in all the nambla , neo-nazi, and anti-LGTBQ forums! Then slowly taking my time to get his “fan base “ to start throwing tubes of preparation h at him on stage……

Might take me a couple of years like the hair tonic, but I think I can do it! That old saying “what comes around goes around…..”

Probably cus…..

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You and your friends make me think of this song every fucking time…..

And don’t stop the show now I’ve been watching y’all die a slow painful death for years and loving the fucking show that it is…..

Ya know…..

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If I blocked your phone number. Or never even searched you out in the last 30+ years. That’s probably a good sign I have zero need or want to ever speak to you!

Ya know I should…..

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Have someone go check why this sever went down today! Or if it even did could have been my cell carrier but doubt it! considering I have 3 and the sites were unreachable…..

Anyhoot, this is what these sites are for! To keep y’all busy with bullshit while the important stuff rolls on!

Anyhoots, at the same time this server came back online today. I suddenly started to get a buttload of texts! Phishing? I dunno, don’t care! I’m not affiliated with any group texts!

Crazy how that worked huh? Roflmao!

honestly don’t give a fuck! Buuuuuut!

I’ve found I can retaliate, but why? Karma has a tendency to be far more evil than I could ever be…..

Meanwhile, it’s healing nicely! Unfortunately it’s itching like a mother fucker! and the lotion I used today is giving this thing a high pro glow…..

Just remember, if my servers ever go down! You can blame the slackers…..

Oh and if you treat me like shit! Guess what, I spend the money I was going to give you on tattoo’s…..

Y’all are…..

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Missing out! We are in peak, “ dancing at Satan’s feet” season!

What I look like to the demons behind and to the side of me when I’m at the check out……

The right hand is holding my no top soda up high! While my spear hand is holding my groceries or lunch….

Keep them high and tight so whatever disease y’all are carrying this week stays far away from my food…..

Send this…

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To your followers. Most of them need the education. Because if they think the words you are babbling have any value, then they’re stupid as fuck!

I refer back to that saying, blinded by bullshit!

Oh, I forgot……

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I’m supposed to be all scared and freak out screaming oh my God I got hacked, oh my God, oh my God, I got hacked…..

Yeah, I’m long past being scared

Now I’m more like just kicking back watching the show and realizing I’m gonna be a very wealthy motherfucker…..

So y’all need to keep going to work, it’s your money that’s gonna make me wealthy! Comprende por favoro…..

Yo princess……

by RoachKiller

I know you’re not the brightest of folk. But do you remember when I was talking about digging your own graves?

Well, after you launch an attack on your victim servers. You might not wanna send a group text to them saying that “ the job is complete”, paraphrasing of course……

Here’s another……

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Qowinky dinky! I set up my old phone with that free cell plan! My old beat to hell work phone right?

Well I have sent and received but 1 text this entire month since setting it up! Lo and behold, it says I have sent and received 10 texts!

I’m checking known and unknown messages, checking the phone log files, everything!

I have found those texts were sent via one of the companies apps! Huh, how strange….. isn’t it!

Coke Zero, orange cream good! Dr.pecker, strawberries and cream good but way too sweet for me…..