Author: RoachKiller

Anyone else…

by RoachKiller

Hate it when the low rents call to the world on the CB and start using your coined terms?

no my big cb did broke. I have to send it back to get a new screen. So I’m using my little unit that on a good day can hear about 2 miles.

I’m trying to figure out how the interstate is closed at exit 157? Yet exit 157 is closed at the interstate? I squelch down and I hear this lip flapping cunt using all of my fucking names or phrases!

I can appreciate his use, because more than likely it was used correctly. But it’s just the fact that even my fucking derogatory comments are being stolen by trolls! Or the trucker tarded….

Like is nothing sacred anymore? can I not call you a cockroach or a Cunt and then suddenly have 1 million people calling you the same thing? I worked hard on these phrases. I worked hard on these derogatory names.!

Why the fuck can’t you people come up with your own?

You know……

by RoachKiller

If you stop getting all up and everyone else’s business and worried about your own. maybe you wouldn’t be in the predicament you’re in now?

Next count, house arrest, then you move to the big leagues! you go to county jail then you make it to state prison, then you make it to federal prison! After that, I think they’re gonna go for the death penalty!

Feel free to work your way up the ladder! I’ll be there to cheer you on the whole way…..

I just recently…..

by RoachKiller

Found out my wife was a paper eater when she was a little kid!

Considering we have been married 30 years and together like 32. This throws a whole new perspective at me!

It explains a lot and is definitely making me rethink our life together!

I just cannot process this data…..

( example ) for me dude, it’s like when you found out your wife use to be a drug addled prostitute. That did a 30 guy gang bang for a rock and a six pack!

$20 buy in……

by RoachKiller

I already have the square that says he was pulled over for speeding. Because he was getting a blow job from a lot lizard and wasn’t paying attention…..

Only square left is, an unknown mechanical issue, and the lovely state trooper was pulling him over to let him know! That’s the only square left…..

Snitches get stitches, thus explains why the picture is blurry! But I sure the fuck ain’t gunna pass up a great opportunity to completely make fun of one of the companies holy rollers! Cause them holy rollers be some serious Cunts!

This is a…

by RoachKiller

Perfect example of the American workforce today!

Up until a couple weeks ago, my old lady worked with Damian Lillard’s sister. Yes that Damian Lillard. From what the wife was telling me she was a very lovely lady and a hard-working lady. But about six months ago, the manager of the place that my old lady works at was replaced with some other people.

Now over the last six months the only people that still work there are my old lady, and one other person!

My old lady and the other lady have damn good work ethics, they help out when needed and basically do their job and go home! The other lady is literally pulling 60 – 70 hours a week…..

Unfortunately, the new management team they got in are the exact opposite. The assistant manager, for some odd reason is incapable of showing up for work on time.

The manager from what I’m understanding doesn’t manage shit. So basically over the last six months the entire crew of this medical facility have left! All they have now are unresponsive slackers!

The moral of the story? when you have good people working for you and then you hire and put into positions, People who are not good workers. The good workers are eventually gonna quit and go elsewhere. So then you’re stuck with subpar Shit workers……

There’s more to it, but I just want to leave it there!

Personally…..

by RoachKiller

I will be there with a hammer and a brick full of nails! I will proudly pound each and every one, if that means people like you….

Disappear!

Whoda thunk…..

by RoachKiller

There was that big of a draw for gay porn in Tennessee?

I was always under the impression they were homophobic, racists over there?

Then I remembered the time I was getting work done at the old Knoxville yard and that black guy mistakenly thought I was gay and he wanted me to pound his ass, in his car in the parking lot! Roflmao!

Now that I think about it? Isn’t that sexual harassment? I mean I ain’t gay and that happening at work, on company property…..

Sounds like stupid to me….. now that I think about it. I’m thinking some people owe me about $50 million dollars in back harassment earnings…..

Always so

by RoachKiller

Disappointing to finally find a fucking buffet! Then find out you can’t eat nearly as much as your brain thinks it can!

In my defense, I did have a big dinner last night! Along with 2 killer biscuits this morning!

Left the soul food behind and went for the southern comfort foods! Mmmm!

Never been to this place before! It’s like bucees only for fat, redneck truck drivers….

Notice what it says at the bottom…..

Added bonus, I just took a shit next to George Jones’s barn door!

Your welcome!

I’m not sure……

by RoachKiller

what’s worser! Someone who smells like swamp ass and b.o. or someone who slathered themselves in potpourri to cover up the smell of their swamp ass and bo!

Woo doggies you stink lady truck driver!

I don’t know man…..

by RoachKiller

Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..

The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..

Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!

Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..

I guess I’m……

by RoachKiller

Supposed to get all mad and upset? This is the usual shit that happens this time of year when you know, fucking morons can’t figure out the game.!

Luckily, for me, I have a long, long, long blog of reoccurring instances of this happening!

So I’m just gonna kick back relax and watch the show!

I’m also gonna be wondering how many more felonies some of you are gonna commit?

See ya I gotta go deliver this load, later princesses…..