by I almost escaped from la! Almost! Other than the cunt in the black Toyota 4 runner sporting the snorkel! Who oddly sat behind me in dense fog with his high beams on this morning!
Then the escape route from today’s shipper! That could have been bad for all involved! Yet, I pulled it off!
But then, when I hit the big road after escaping the shipper! A mother fucking car flies by me! I watch his plastic front end catch air then rip completely off! Narrowly missed that until the black skid plate rolls under his tire. Yip, came up and slapped me like a cheap whore I forgot to pay!
Luckily no damage was done! For him, cus that cunt sped away like a date who forgot her after morning pill at the glory hole!
( sorry, been a long ass day! Got no good euphemism’s to sport with this story….. )