My guess…..

The reason these drivers are putting on enough cologne to choke a horse is due to the fact it’s probably going to be atleast a week before they shower again?

The 4 smells of a truck driver!

1 – butthole!

2 – the over cologner!

3 – the chain smoker!

4 – the dog catcher!

The worst of them all!

5 – the chain smoking dog owner!