I had zero…..

Interest in checking out your old lady dude! I was more curious as to where I’ve seen your jacket before? A gray leather jacket that says, pro bull riders association.

I’ve seen that jacket before and the Rolodex in my head is still working on it!

But the person you might want to impress with your old lady, is that clerk! He was checking out her ass like hes never seen anything like it before.

I had zero interest in your old lady because I don’t dig leather skin chicks.. to each his own ….

Especially once that just by sticking my dick in would rip them in half…..