by You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!
I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!
Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!
Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..
Remember to wear a condom!