I just realized…..

When I was in the salt lake terminal getting my picture taken! Not one of you dilated eye, jackass’s was in the office waiting for your turn to explain the reason for your latest wreck!

Is it possible, You wankers went an entire day without hitting a yellow safety pole, person or other various properties? If so…..

Call Guinness book of world records! The slacker jackers, trainers and other various company cunts accomplished a new world’s record…..