Ohhh…..

by RoachKiller

You realize I already know the answer to 99% of the questions I keep asking!

You will find that the more you fuck with me, try and steal my stops or basically lie to me. I suddenly have a barrage of questions….

All I have to do is ask them and hope my eyes don’t roll in the back of my head from repetitive boredome…..

Do I look smart? I got glasses…..

Yea princess….

by RoachKiller

We all can see the trail of your nicotine gum! I don’t give a rats fucking ass what door you think you deserve! I back into the first available! that way yall have an easier time backing in!

You don’t like it? You can kiss my big ole hairy white ass!

Ok….

by RoachKiller

So how’s cunt life rolling yall? I hear the biggest of you owner op cunts are actually paying more per gallon for fuel than normal folk!

I guess being a cunt is really paying off for you!

If you really try maybe you can finally get that key stroke logger to work! Rather than you having to cut and paste messages and then send them out as a hack to all your little friends….

If I were you I would spend less time running around worrying about what I’m doing and more of what you yourself is liable for…..

Never guess….

by RoachKiller

Who I saw the other day over at the loves! You guessed it! Grandpa leather skin! Good ole founding member of the Crete / Shaffer slacker club!

All I know is for years that old fuck and his geriatric cronies all said, “if we can get Lawrence to quit or fired we can get his miles!”

Well gramps, been 6 months and you and the company slacker patrol ain’t doing any better now then you were when I was there…..

Only thing that’s changed is your skin looks more like leather! Wich I hope you will approve me taking upon your demise!

I’m telling ya that shit would make an excellent lamp shade! FYI, if you really cared, you would go get some cool tattoos to liven up my future lamp design…..

Not bad….

by RoachKiller

Wish I would have added some shrimp and white Alfredo sauce instead of the tomatoe Alfredo….

First time cooking eggplant! Not bad! Eggplant coated with extra virgin olive oil and planko! Cooked until fork cutting soft! Topped with fresh mozzarella and a drip of the Alfredo sauce!

I used linguini noodles and ofcourse that tomatoe Alfredo sauce! Tossed in a few cooked mushrooms and fresh tomato chunks!

With an added Asian hooker salad with Catalina dressing instead of that Asian squirt…..

Walked into…..

by RoachKiller

Work today and there were a bunch of beautiful eggplants calling my name! So I’ll be making fried eggplant with Alfredo……

Added bonus I just dropped a bowl winder! So I’ll be super hungry in a couple hours! 🙂

Great day….

by RoachKiller

To watch the show the future defendants are puting on! Warm, with a slight breeze! Just a beautiful day to watch really fucking stupid people…..

Cujo is….

by RoachKiller

Getting smarter! I yelled at her for peeing on the floor today. As I took her out many times last night before bed! ( I can’t be mad as she is old, learnded and smart! )

So I yelled at her to come down stairs so I could get her reasoning for peeing on the floor! 😉

She beat me to the punch! She barked her entire way down the stairs, got to the bottom, growled at me. She did a final loud bark and went to her bed! ROFLMAO!

I kid ye not!

I’ve also…..

by RoachKiller

Started making a large pile of the x’s shit in the backyard! I was hoping to never rent a U-Haul again. Yet that’s the only way her trash is gunna get out of here!

So a pile has begun and I figure within a month I’ll do the U-Haul thing again! I’m not even going to bother with donating to goodwill! I

want the satisfaction of watching her and her shit hit the trash bin! If I’m lucky they will run over it with the dozer while I’m there…..

God damn, what a bitch!

I’m just…..

by RoachKiller

Watching the show! I’m in awe of how many so called normal people are literal trolls! People who have such boring lives they go and shove there heads up everyone else’s ass!

My guess to feel important, or fill there need to think they are doing good!

I’ll expand on that another day! I’ll even try to not use twisted psychology to do it!

Right now I’m busy emptying the x’s closet! Cus you know according to what she told the restraining order judge. “ she moved out!”

So like with my kids, they took what they wanted and left all there trash behind! Imagine that! Knowing good old paycheck dad will have to clean it up…..

Oh cus you fucking know they ain’t gunna do the fucking work….

Then I have this pile of gig bags to sell off! Somewhere around 125 of them! ROFLMAO!

Keeping the high end gator and fender bags!

They are all deluxe bags so 5 for $100 + shipping…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

You ladies are getting ghosted a lot on these dates! Like wow! Sitting here playing pool watching these ladies waiting for there dates! Not one has shown up!

Bummer dude! Just think all you had to do is ask and I’ll spend time with you tonight! Especially if you’re buying! 😉

Yes….

by RoachKiller

I will go take another shower and head down to play billiards! Geesh, chill out brah!

The schnickerdoodles are kicking in, man….

Just fabulous…..

by RoachKiller

Omg that was a burger! I was worried adding the green peppers would make it tastes like meatloaf! Nope, tastes fucking fabulous! Like a burger should!

Melted Swiss cheese with ketchup and a peach bbq sauce. Roasted onion and live red leaf lettuce! Omg I ate 2 and dinner ain’t even done yet…..

Trying to…..

by RoachKiller

Decide what to make for dinner tonight! Then as I was walking into work, there it was! Right in the free bin was a new case of portabelo mushrooms!

Large, burger patty size! So yup, I’m making shroom burgers for dinner! Mmmmm!