The world is….

by RoachKiller

Filled with incompetent, moronic assholes! Today just happened to be your day to deal with them!

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day! 🙂

Oh that pisses me off! I arrived at my stop right as recess was ending! The kids go through the door I have to take the 300lbs of product I have on my hand truck!

I’m being patient, quit and not running around, nothing! I was so pissed when they didn’t even give me a sticker! I was pissed! Next time I’m making some fucking noise! 🙂

I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

The reason all these women out here are pissy is cus there old mans are either dead, drunkards or deadbeats!

Either way ladies, maybe if you honked on bobo a little more. They might put up with your cunty tudes…..

I could also help! Maybe some good dick would put yall in a better fucking mood…..

See how nice of a guy I am…..

by RoachKiller

I was running up stairs to drop my paperwork from running both those trips today. A fellow employee asked me to drop a key in the key box. Even though the lady flaked me on helping my kid by answering a few questions about her issues. Accused me of trying to ask her out on a date. When I was actually asking her for her knowledge on her issues!

I still was nice enough to take the key she forgot about and put it back for her!

That’s just the type of guy I am! Will it bite me in the ass? Probably! Every time I am nice to a fellow driver it always does…..

That’s how drivers roll…..

Welp it’s finally food time! Making some beef hoagie sliders with that left over baguette!

See ya!

That’s a wrap…..

by RoachKiller

Somehow my easy day went from 13 stops to 20! Someone called In sick I guess! I don’t fucking know! I do know I have topped my old record of 18 stops! 20 stops complete!

I never did find that 4 oz of dill! I did however see plenty of dil-do’s!

And I did find Mika’s leash in my pocket at work! ROFLMAO!

Oh hell yea….

by RoachKiller

So far zero slippage on concrete! I took a restaurant managers advice on these boots! So far he was 100 percent correct on slippery floors….

These things rock! So glad I got grey instead of black! If I don’t like black guitars why would I buy black boots!

Unless that was all that was available! Love the color and loving the no slip soles! Praise sweet baby Jesus…..

New work boots….

by RoachKiller

Fit well! Let’s see how well they last! Or if they are a hassle with that extra 1” of height they give me! Oh and that extra heel piece is interesting!

They are composite tow so I can’t actually smoosh down the top. My toes feel ok In There! Nice thick sole….. stay tuned!

Vans I wear size 12 most boots I wear size 11.5 let’s see….. dr.martens definitely size 11.5 unless they are British made then I have to try them on first…..

God damn it…..

by RoachKiller

I forgot to meal prep yesterday the dogs food! She gets 1 slice of fresh food, a scoop of moist and meaty! ( no lady I’m not talking about your vagina! 🙂 and a scoop of puppy chow!

She eats that shit up like it’s candy! Twice daily!

So this is how it will have to roll this week! 🙂

Sorry…..

by RoachKiller

I already disposed of the Les Paul’s I bought your kids….. not to mention I’ve already forgotten you existed!

You made the decision, im just carrying through with it! TO THE END! There is no coming back, there is no forgiveness from what you have done! Comprende’?

I didn’t teach you to be a quitter so don’t start now! Now go away!

Grow some balls and stand behind your decisions! I won’t be around forever to do it for you…..

Ya know ladies and gents….

by RoachKiller

If you haven’t noticed yet. I will literally take years let alone decades to employe my revenge! You might think I don’t notice, care or do anything about your stupidity towards me!

No, I notice but I also know my revenge is already in the works! My time is important to me! So however long it takes to see your demise ( not literally but when it happens you will know! ) , one by one yall will fall! I can wait…..

In the meantime, I’m living life and going about my business! Maybe yall should start doing the same, cus you got no one to protect or save you…. Except YOU!

Well enough stupidity and crazy talk for today! I’m gunna eat my leftovers. Spend time with the dog and go about my business!

Maybe yall should have done that years ago yourselves…..

See ya! i know for sure, i would t want to be ya!

Ewww check out the pretty boots!

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

The hot rod will keep up with a v-8 ford explorer! Fucking worthless cunt of a driver he was!

Oh and fyi, don’t buy that purple top epiphone Les Paul! I did a big bend on the low e and that happened!

I need to….

by RoachKiller

Get laid this weekend! Will I put in the effort to get laid this weekend? No! If you put in the effort to get my attention to give me a lay. I probably will lady!

I’m fasting off caffeine this weekend. So my energy level is super low…..