Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Think I was lying did you? This is what’s been in my feed all day today! Just like every account before! Matter of fact it’s the exact same women from those feeds!

Matter of fact I have seen several of your fav TikTok ho’s naked today…..

I’m fine like everyone else about the ladies getting a big provocative! I’m not going to complain about a women in her underoos looking sexy!

This I will fight to the death against! Full blown porn doesn’t belong on social media! Evar!

She does have a really nice cooter though….. you should see how deep that finger goes in her bum! Damn!

God damn….

by RoachKiller

That chilie is good! I hope everyone else I gave some to enjoyed it also! Not often you get fresh made chili made with whiskey brought back from Japan by my kid!

Oh and I cook it to where the beans are almost done! That way, since I know 90% of it will be reheated in the microwave. The beans will still pop after being reheated….. fucking killer stuff man!

Tastes damn good to me!

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

I just realized it’s Friday and nobody has fucking texted me asking for a picture of the schedule!

Holy fuck what miracle is this?

sweet baby Jesus there is obviously a fucking God!

Fuck, I don’t check my texts until I have a free chance! It was there! ROFLMAO!

Wow…… 

by RoachKiller

It only took three days for the sexual predator and his little friend of the same orientation. To completely bombarded my new Facebook fee with porn.

Impressive, little man……… how do I know it’s the same pedophile? Because it’s all the same porn that I’ve seen on the previous.

Random ua…..

by RoachKiller

Brah! Can’t wait to see who doesn’t come in to work in a couple days! 😉

Oh everyone knows I’m drug free! The whole reason I split from my stoner wife! That tsa finger print fbi background check thingy is good incentive to stay drug free! Brah!

So let’s see what comes around in a few days! ROFLMAO!

Well yesterday….

by RoachKiller

Was a first! I have never driven a day cab Volvo in the snow! I did yesterday!

I also have never driven a Volvo day cab in the snow that would not allow me to stay in 1 gear for more than 15 seconds!

See with a little work and determination you to can do a mountain of firsts….. 😉

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

That is what you think it is! I’ve been waiting 4 months for a box of those breadsticks to hit the free bin!

I don’t like to get greedy when it comes to the freebies! Those I most definitely was!

Oh and I found Mika’s leash in my pocket again! 😉

Oh it was worth the wait!

Tell her…

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Be at my place by 12 o’clock this afternoon with those Hooters free bird’en and we can discuss……

If she’s not there by noon today, life goes on…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I’m fucking cranky! It’s my Monday and I walk in to mass amounts of information being thrown at me that I won’t need till tomorrow!

Sure hope my tiny brain can keep from imploding today! Luckily tonight’s an easy ride! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 🙂

And that fresh ramen was way overloaded with garlic! I can still smell it today…..

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

It turned out really damn good! Next time I will put more meat in! I used dried beans, 1lb of pork sausage, 3 pork steaks!

Next time I will definitely double that! Now to figure out what to eat it with! Besides your ex old lady……

So have…..

by RoachKiller

You figured out how you and your “ friends” will be removed from any and all liability yet?

We’re several years into this and you still manage to find people stupid enough to do your bidding! All while maintaining full liability on themselves and you…..

Dinner…..

by RoachKiller

Is in the pot!

Fresh cilantro, onion, garlic, green peppers! All mixed in with pinto beans, stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, with browned pork sausage and pork steak!

A splash of white wine, Santory Japanese whiskey and a large squirt of Louisiana heat bbq sauce!

Will be ready in about 5-8 hours…..

I was asked…..

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About my coleslaw recipe! Here ya go! And remember to get that nice kfc coleslaw crunch let it sit covered In The fridge for 24hours!

I like to use regular coleslaw with color! either Cindy’s kitchen slaw dressing or skippers!

Today I’ll be using half a bottle of skippers slaw dressing with a couple tablespoons of Cindy’s kitchen, Cajun Remoulade! With 2 bags of slaw with color!

The Cajun just adds a bit of kick without being overly spicy or hot! Also Adding some soon expiring bacon bits. Along with some grated Parmesan cheese!

Just throw it all in a big bowl! Mix and whammo you got coleslaw! I still add a couple squirts of French dressing to add a bit more zing…..

It’s good straight up after mixing! It’s even better with a covered 24 hour soak in the fridge…..

Went to….

by RoachKiller

Canned food outlet last night! After pooring a bowl of cereal and realizing I have zero milk or almond milk!

Looking around and found these fresh ramen packages in the produce section!

Welp, breakfast is served! Although far better than dried top ramen or nissin. It is super garlicky but really good!

I just topped with a bit of teriyaki sauce…..

God damn….

by RoachKiller

Told you I could do better! 🙂

I am impressed with how good this thing works! I have been noticing an increase in my hawking of loogies the last week! A bit of tightness in my lungs…..

It’s showing in my sleep data on my Apple Watch…..

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

I’m watching the show homo-erectus and the babbling idiots are puting on today! Of course I powered there nonsense with a bit of my own nonsense…..

Man these low rent wanna be’s sure do love to text each other……

Bwoop bwoop!

Dude, I’m having….

by RoachKiller

A blast at work! I do my job and roll on home! It’s quit the bit of fun!

Now they are pulling the Crete move! They offer me a run and then tell another driver that it was there run and I stole it!

Classic dispatch move! That way they can concentrate the employee hate on the strongest person and move it away from themselves!

No, I pulled in after my run. Asked, “ hey you got anything else?” They handed me the paperwork and away I went!

I didn’t walk into the dispatch office and find some bills and go, “ I’ll take that one!” Nope!

Still having the time of my life! Added bonus, the free veggies and fruit is really, really, really good! 🙂

Because of this I have a new berry addiction! or should I say, berry, salad, coleslaw, yellow and orange peppers! Not to mention my brussel sprout mainljning issue! 😉

And yes it’s a known fact that driving between 0300-0600 is difficult! The earths gravitational pull is at its strongest! Wich in turn makes awake time even harder! that’s usually my most talkative and fidgety time!

This explains my high caffeine intake and occasional 15 minute roadside naps! As any safe and attentive driver will tell you!

Google it you dumb mother fuckers!

FYI, I found a flavored Brie that is just fantastic!