Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

I’m watching the show homo-erectus and the babbling idiots are puting on today! Of course I powered there nonsense with a bit of my own nonsense…..

Man these low rent wanna be’s sure do love to text each other……

Bwoop bwoop!

Dude, I’m having….

by RoachKiller

A blast at work! I do my job and roll on home! It’s quit the bit of fun!

Now they are pulling the Crete move! They offer me a run and then tell another driver that it was there run and I stole it!

Classic dispatch move! That way they can concentrate the employee hate on the strongest person and move it away from themselves!

No, I pulled in after my run. Asked, “ hey you got anything else?” They handed me the paperwork and away I went!

I didn’t walk into the dispatch office and find some bills and go, “ I’ll take that one!” Nope!

Still having the time of my life! Added bonus, the free veggies and fruit is really, really, really good! 🙂

Because of this I have a new berry addiction! or should I say, berry, salad, coleslaw, yellow and orange peppers! Not to mention my brussel sprout mainljning issue! 😉

And yes it’s a known fact that driving between 0300-0600 is difficult! The earths gravitational pull is at its strongest! Wich in turn makes awake time even harder! that’s usually my most talkative and fidgety time!

This explains my high caffeine intake and occasional 15 minute roadside naps! As any safe and attentive driver will tell you!

Google it you dumb mother fuckers!

FYI, I found a flavored Brie that is just fantastic!

So who……

by RoachKiller

Wants to come over this weekend and help me put end tables together? They’re not by IKEA but you know same concept the holes might be drilled they might not, but I got the tools to get the job done!

Not only will you get free beer, free alcohol I might even feed you afterwards……

Either that or we will go and I found a place that has some really nice tomahawk steaks…..

Sometimes….

by RoachKiller

There is shit in life that just can’t be fixed! A truck stop hot dog will help ease the pain in that situation!

Welp just got….

by RoachKiller

The bad news! The shipping on this is far more than previously expected from Italy! No way in hell would I pay €150.00 euro! Fuck I complained about the $100 usd I originally spent!

So unfortunately this piece will stay in Italy!

Luckily I had more than one option! So the new umbrella/katana rack will be…..

Tada! Look at the top dumbass!

Told ya ma ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Take damn good care of me! I’ve been looking for an umbrella stand to put all my higher end katanas in!

I’m not a fan of displaying them on the wall! Yet a tall vase of umbrella stand will look perfect with my decor!

Lo and behold ma ladies hooked me up all the way from Italy! Spent more on shipping than the actual item but I think it just might be worth it….. 🙂

Omg….

by RoachKiller

That’s fucking killer! A lamb based pho’ with onion and peppers! Not to mention the steamed pork and bamboo chute dumplings!

Omg! I used frozen udon noodle in a fresh beef soup with smoke, worcheshire sauce, wine, lite soy sauce and some Japanese whiskey!

That is the best fast noodle I evar make!

Doesn’t that suck…..

by RoachKiller

Princess? In a matter of a few weeks I figured out how to make a candle that will either look like a sunrise or a sunset while it’s burning!

Oddly I’ve already sold the design and color combinations to accomplish just that!

Don’t be sad, I didn’t share the secret with you until after the fact! ;(

Awwww, lying worthless thieves like you don’t deserve a freebie!

Mwaaa, suckers!

Damn….

by RoachKiller

I need to mop the floors again! I really got to hire that maid service! Once a month to clean the toilets showers and mop the floors!

Everything else I can do. But maintaining 3 bathrooms by myself is kinda a weekend excursion on top of everything else I gotta do this summer! Grrrr!

Anyhoot, what do any yall know about bamboo flooring? I’m thinking since the builder installed linoleum is coming do for replacement?

The house is already set up for hardwood flooring. The original owners didn’t install it. Since all the major prep work is pre-done it’s definitely an idea!

( ie…. The door jams are already about an inch taller….. )

But I bought some bamboo planking a while back for shelving and love the texture and durability! I’m thinking of maybe putting that same water proof bamboo in all the rooms with linoleum?

I really don’t like tile idea except In the showers! I do know I want a massive claw tub in the kids old bathroom! Or even removing the master bath shower and putting in a claw tub….

Yet I want a completely water proof flooring like bamboo without the pain in the ass work of tile…..

I’m not a clean freak but I do love me some cleanliness without the work…..

Oh and I already have the plans to replace all the doors in the house with glass doors! Like old school business offices? Puting the kids names on them etc etc…..

Mrs. Leslie B – school teacher

Ms. Carrisa B – gas station attendant

Mr. Lawrence B – gods gift to truck drivers, crypto consultant, and internet brainiac…..

So on and so forth! 🙂