Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

What cool about being OTR for 30 years and having 5 million accident free miles?

I have literally been everywhere! You say it, I’ll go yup!

I’ll never….

by RoachKiller

Understand! You tell me I’m late yet I’m within the delivery window.

Then I arrive early and you bitch about that! Starting to understand why I don’t give a fuck?

Claxton Georgia is where they make that claxton fruitcake! Best damn cake that would survive the apocalypse evar!

At Xmas time hostess distributes it! Fantastic shit how do I know? I hauled the shit and they gave me a couple cases to make sure ide deliver on time! 😉

I did and I ate very well for a month…..

Little did…..

by RoachKiller

I know this little fish would be an exercise in spending money!

Including the un-named fish were $200 into this little bastard!!

Yet now he is in a proper tank with proper accoutrements….. minus the floating jellyfish! I thought those were cool…. He just needs a hiding rock or log…..

He’s just a wee bit mad! 😉

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

I’m once again being stalked by Mexicans again! No wonder so many of you are deported or imprisoned!

Mind your own fucking business! Cus you wrecked it! Not me puta…..

I did….

by RoachKiller

My 19 stops and 360 miles today ! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!

Good thing they had me start an hour later than usual! I had zero.zero keys!

Added bonus, they double stacked 3 stops on top of a pumpkin bin. For 3 stops after the pumpkin bin! 😉

Oh and I found a box I needed inside one of the pumpkin bins for 2 stops back!

Other than that, Twas a piece of cake day! Praise sweet baby Jesus! I only had 2 customers bitch about the “ usual” driver! ROFLMAO!

Even a gentile can do this run…..

Now that’s…

by RoachKiller

Fucking hilarious! Now that all of my old pay stuff has been hooked to the new companies pay stuff you just realized that I wasn’t lying, huh?

I was really making $120,000 a year at Crete! How else do you think I would drive 3,500,000+ miles in 23 years if I wasn’t making any fucking money?

I feel sad for you and anybody that was stupid enough to listen to you…… Fucking morons!

It also makes me smile to know that that’s illegal. I never gave you permission to look at my past with a previous company pin head……

I hear mediation calling…..

Nice too……

by RoachKiller

See you and your old lady again, Gramps! You’re still stuck in the same situation, huh? You’ve changed companies cause you weren’t making any money, and you’re not making any money at the new company……

Did you ever think it might not be the company that’s the problem?

But I’m guessing that handheld showerhead that you have on that bucket is working good cause you didn’t smell bad today! Last time I smelled you, you smell like me at the end of my shift on a hot day…

Who wants…..

by RoachKiller

To go and renew my hazmat endorsement for me? I’m kinda tired of doing it! Ya know like watching the blood born pathogens video…..

😉

If you were a hazmat driver you know exactly what I’m talking about…..

Just complained…..

by RoachKiller

About my first stop! I’m not one to say shit about any stops except for a couple!

This one pissed me off! It’s a simple stop if you go through the front! Usually 1, maybe 2 hand trucks of product and you’re out of there!

Now this dude wants you to use the freight door! ROFLMAO! I’m fine with that up until I found out. You park in the back then have to walk around the entire complex to let yourself in. Then walk the entire store to open said freight door. Roll in your simple hand truck load!

Take said hand truck back to your truck. Return to the freight door bolt that. Walk through the store. Stopping to reset the alarm. Then proceed to walk around the complex again to leave!

Like what the fuck? That adds 15 minutes to the stop! So my simple 5 to 10 minute stop is now 25-30 minutes!

Now I don’t care, Asinine as it is! Yet I’m not going to do it if I’m gunna get asked, “ why’s that stop taking so long?”

So I let the boss know. I got no problems doing it. I just don’t want any shit for the added time this adds…..

On that run I’m already trying to beat the clock to get to the last stop before noonish….

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

3 pallets hoofed down the ramp or down the ramp and up the elevator! I’m gunna need a beer and a shot after that…..

Vblog in the bedroom with the new foot stool tonight….. 😉