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by RoachKiller

A long ass day of rounding up and detaining, undocumented, fruits and vegetables!



I have officially…..

by RoachKiller

Found the companies 1up’er! Crete had 1 million of them. But up until today, I didn’t know if the company I’m with now had one. I found out for sure they do have at least one one upper!

I went in and was bitching about the price of fucking concert tickets. I felt like I got a good deal on floor seats for TSO!

But they wanted $191 for the tickets. For the place I use sit at the moda center.

And of course, the one upper had to jump in and tell me all about his one upper…..

I was just trying to find out if anybody else was just pissed off as I was about the price of tickets at moda center. I wasn’t bragging not at all…

What I’ve been…..

by RoachKiller

Able to deduce today is its nation work slower and newbie day!

Jesus Christ! Next time will you assholes send me the memo so I can participate too please…..

My guess….

by RoachKiller

You’re extremely worried! Anyone who takes this much time to harass a coworker knows thiere time is short…..

Well gotta get back to work…..

FYI, it’s true, vaccines still hurt the day after…..

Life could be worse puta! You could be this guy who blew through a school bus stop…..

Another day…..

by RoachKiller

Of putting this 40’er into this hole without hitting anything! I would ask you but we already know the answer to that wreck…..

Nana’s….

by RoachKiller

Look good today! And they are getting a whole lot! And yes they are good here by your place and the one by my place….. I do them both…..

FYI, the Dracula blood oranges weren’t very bloody…..

What a day…

by RoachKiller

It started out good! Then slowly degraded! Did my first 7 stops and realised I had 2 1 box stops after!

Only problem was is the 1 boxes I was delivering were worse than the ones I was replacing! wtf?

Then as I’m finally rolling east to hit the far east stops. The truck feels like it’s about to blow a transmission! Engines working harder while I’m slowing down! So I look at my dash. Zero idiot lites, air pressure good….. so I manually downshift the truck! Same fucking thing!

So I figure maybe the brakes are dragging? So I pop the trolly valve a couple times. Slowly you can feel the truck brakes release! wtf?

So I test it again! Tap the trolly valve and I feel the braking and it never really stopped with the tug feeling!

So to fix I tapped the trolly valve multiple times Along with the brake pedal. Finally it fully released!

I make it to my next stop, set the brakes and bam, it was a cold face left front smoke jam! :)Twas like hitting the bottom of the grape vine and seeing ms carriers sitting there smoken away….. 🙂

Anyhoot I did my 2 stops as they were right next to each other. Hoped in the truck fully prepared to call the breakdown guy! Nope, worked ok!

Finished my route and headed back. Had it “ pull” a couple of times at stop lights and certain harder braking situations……

How do I…..

by RoachKiller

Say this without admiting any wrong doing! Keep in mind I’m not talking about anything social media…..

It is official, you and your friends have filled 4tb of my cloud storage. With all your everyday words, trips, buying so on and so forth!

In your unwanted advances. I scored well! All while teaching myself how to compress that much data two fold…..

So I guess, mind your own fucking business and innocent people like me won’t know more about you and everyone in your family than you do…..

With this batch of data collected from the stupid. I hope to enrich even further my compression and selective individual data collection methods….. 😉

How’s that…..

by RoachKiller

$7.50 a gallon diesel doing ya for, princess! You voted for him!

So I’m confused why your not talking about how great trump is now? Puta…..

Here is how…..

by RoachKiller

You can tell I still think like An otr driver!

It could be a wheel seal or maybe a blown axle case! Exploded shock maybe?

Never once crossed my mind it could be a hydraulic line for the lift gate….. wich it was…..

When you…..

by RoachKiller

Find out one of your bosses went to the cradle of filth show at the hawthorn!

Your like dude, next time I let you borrow my “ Jesus is a cunt” shirt….

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

We’re waiting for the dildo in the red Crete truck to hook up his starlink so he can show us how important he is…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I get these premonitions! Although I own a 7000 watt generator that can power the entire house. It’s super loud and would suck for a long term back up!

Yet I have this odd feeling I’m going to be using this for some time this winter! It has more than enough power to run the furnace and hot water heater! ( both gas )

I also know I don’t want to spend big bucks for a Honda….

So I snagged this one! I’ll let you know how it works…..

I think it was…..

by RoachKiller

Kenny Rodger’s who said, “ you never count your money, Sitting at the table! there will be time enough for counting. When the dealings done!”

So you can take your little smoke ball and shove it up your ass!

Why did I……

by RoachKiller

Go to work today when I was this sick? One, I didn’t know I was sick this morning. Two the longer I’m away the more I have to hear the customer’s bitch about the previous driver!

All he had to hear two customers bitch about the previous driver today. Don’t ask me man I just tried the truck and do the best I can……

I also don’t understand why I am having these violence sneezing fits today? My nose isn’t running that bad, but all of a sudden I start getting hammered with these violence sneezing fits……

Thank goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I’m a member of home title lock and that one that watches your credit report!

Well that and I don’t trust you so my non wired cameras keep an eye on all things home…..

As soon as I figure out where to put that new plant. I’ll definitely do another naked bongo session…..

Might even ask the chick that just got the new Les Paul if she wants to join…..