I’m making…..

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Sghetti for dinner tomorrow! What bread besides garlic bread goes good with angel hair sghetti?

Tonight is left overs night! Sorry ladies…..

Omg….

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I’m calling them fa’jit’as…..

Beef, butter nut squash, baby corn, yellow potatoes, snow pee, English cucumber, yellow peppers, onion, pear, carrot….

Topped with a sticky honey bbq sauce, Romain lettuce, Roma tomato, sour cream!

Cooked till a nice crunch on the veggies!

Why all these cooking posts? I spent the last 30 years eating road food! Nothing even close to what I’m eating every night at home! This stuff is gormet compared to road food!

So yea, I’m having a fucking blast…..

There ya go!

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Cost $6.99 on Amazon for the switch! 5 minutes of my time and I found where that ball rolling noise is in the dryer is coming from!

How did I learn to do this? I grew up very fucking poor! I mean we didn’t get our first sports car until I was in middle school! Yea buddy!

The door switch is simple! Remove the 2 screws holding the lint trap in place on top of the dryer!

Then towards the front corner of the dryer top insert a large screw driver and twist! Do that on both corners and that will release the top.

Slowly lift up incase you’re missing something, like a screw etc!

I’m impressed as this dryer is well over 10 years old and that belt looks pretty good! Not to mention it’s not that dirty in there….. notice my awesome move of using a long screw driver to hold the top up? Pro fucking move brah! 🙂

Anyhoot, unhook this wire….. use a small screw driver to pry the connector over the retaining thingys!

Then accidentally get yourself stuck in the dryer ladies. Call me and I will come save you! 🙂

Then get down and remove the 2 screws holding the switch in! it’s in the door jam by the way!

Then just remove old switch! Mine was flopping around like your old man’s dick before his viagra!

To put the new one in just do these steps in reverse! Making sure the actual black part of the switch is as far from the dryer as possible!

See it there top right corner…..

If you do it the wrong way. The switch won’t activate….. as it will be compressed to the dryer body!

Oh did I mention if you get yourself stuck In the dryer ladies. I will seriously come and save you! Really!

I might call you step mom but don’t worry about that….. 🙂

These things…..

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Had better be righteously awesome! The company just paid $150 for them…..

I love my Skechers boots! I can never find them in 11.5 size! So I’ll try these Reebok’s! They meet all the work requirements as far as I know!

I’m just really tired of wearing extra thick socks to make these size 12’s fit correctly……

Got a email……

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From my Web host stating they are going to upgrade PHP! Now anyone who truly knows me knows I love coding in PHP!

So do you think that’s what they went after? It’s rather odd. They didn’t go after easy ravioli which has far more unique’s per month than roach.ES!

My guess they weren’t that smart, aren’t that smart, are that fucking adult retarded I was talking about earlier……

It’s all the same stupid bullshit. Ive delt with these tards long before I even started the blog!

Now you know why I keep my adult websites a secret along with other large projects I’m working on. I don’t need the bullshit, the customer doesn’t need the bullshit and believe me these motherfuckers are full of bullshit……

The word…..

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“ retard “ will get you banned at every major social media platform! So if you’re importing these posts. Just know the word retard is used a lot!

Not TWords people who are actually mentally or physically handicapped, but TWords grown ass adults who act and do as you would think dumb mother fucking, normal retards do…..

People like you!

ROFLMAO…..

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I can do better! 🙂

Oh and that 1 minute awake! Yea that was cujo flopping her big butt down on the bed! 🙁 hey she might be small but she has a power flop that compares to a grown human!

Dinner was…..

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My take on a sheetz burger wrap! Not bad! Didnt have any boom boom sauce! Yet Still pretty darn tooten good!

A tortilla with Romain lettuce, onion and cheese! Burger cut in half and wrapped like a soft taco! Mmmmmm!

Guess what…..

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I found in the sink? Yup, a wet puppy! Who now has the mad woman zoomies! She got a full knot cut out and brushing!

Luckily dad was a doggy groomer when he was younger. He expressed her anal gland! Cleaned her ears and doing her nails would be way too much for this old lady in one day! So we will do that tomorrow!

Her teeth are slowly turning white again! That crunch food is really helping to pull the plaque off! Not there yet but we are only 6 months into dad having her full time!

Omg that was…..

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Awesome! Deep fried tofu with steamed broccoli and a veggie stir fry so to speak!

It turned out better than expected. Considering I’ve never used a wok before!

The secret to frying the tofu is draining first. Cutting into about 1” chunks and tossing them in the wok oil little by little.

You know it’s done when the outside is golden brown and the inside is this beautiful hot mushy goo!

Usually I just drizzle teriyaki on them and eat right at the stove! So good!

Also decided on a stir fry! Yellow / orange peppers with apple chunks, red potato / mushrooms a few left over broccoli that didn’t fit into the steamer!

I just cooked that with light soy sauce and a drip of teriyaki sauce, liquid smoke, Worcestershire sauce!

Oh and the only seasoning I used on the tofu was garlic powder and pepper…..

I also used these sauces to brighten up the mix…..

I’m golden…..

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On soda pop for a while! Already did done buy 8 bottles last night. Got my bottle return money and decided on 12 more!

Why am I telling you this? Cus when I was OTR I drank 2-3 of those a day! I’m down to 1 a day now!

Added bonus took a bunch of the x old ladies shit up to goodwill! Little by little she disappears! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Gave her ample opportunity to let me know about anything! She refused, so I refuse to keep her shit in my space!

Will be taking what’s left to the dump soon enough…..

She doesn’t even deserve that much respect…..

I hope the weed induced psychotic episodes were all worth it! Cus from my vantage point, that’s all you got left…..

Oh it’s really….

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Happening, hot stuff!

Finally finished clearing out the pantry! Jesus Christ most of that was junk food and expired shit!

Oldest found food item in there…..

Honey doesn’t count! That shit will literally last for ever! If it crystallizes just put it in a pot of water on the stove and it will melt back to its originality!

How do I know this?

That was my uncles bee farm. I helped spin and bottle damn near everyone of those bottles when I was a kid!

I was banned from hiving when a bee got in my helmet and stung my face. Which in turn led to a massive head and a ride to the hospital!

So I was reduced to spinning and bottling! 🙂

And yes I did lick my fingers a couple times when I was spinning….. 🙂

I go through…..

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Backpacks like you wouldn’t believe! That is cloth, canvas and nylon back packs!

I however bought a huge ass leather back pack for showers a few years ago! That fucker is still holding strong! Works great for a shower backpack. That is its use and that’s what it will stay as!

So I went through another work backpack and decided to to find a big leather bag to replace it!

One that’s kinda stylish yet can handle what I got to put in it! My water bottle, lunch, rain jacket and my sweatshirt along with a few tools when needed!

So I looked to the company that made my shower bag! Although this one ain’t buffalo leather. It still looks like it will do the fucking job! Ordered some leather protector to throw on there so stay tuned…..

How’s your…..

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Batch of stupid going brah? I see your batch of stupid floating through my feed on occasion!

You really are a boring little fuck! You know that right?

Welp I scored $19 in bottle returns. I’m gunna go restock my 2 liter diet soda pop stash and annoy the dog for a couple hours!

See ya! Hopefully your god will still allow you into heaven even if you are a raging cunt of a man……

Omg…..

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So that’s how you bitches make rice that’s not sticky! You fake phonies! 🙂

Not one sticky grain! Mother fucker!

Omg that’s really good!

White rice with teriyaki sauce…..