Welp just got….

The bad news! The shipping on this is far more than previously expected from Italy! No way in hell would I pay €150.00 euro! Fuck I complained about the $100 usd I originally spent!

So unfortunately this piece will stay in Italy!

Luckily I had more than one option! So the new umbrella/katana rack will be…..

Tada! Look at the top dumbass!

Told ya ma ladies…..

Take damn good care of me! I’ve been looking for an umbrella stand to put all my higher end katanas in!

I’m not a fan of displaying them on the wall! Yet a tall vase of umbrella stand will look perfect with my decor!

Lo and behold ma ladies hooked me up all the way from Italy! Spent more on shipping than the actual item but I think it just might be worth it….. 🙂

Omg….

That’s fucking killer! A lamb based pho’ with onion and peppers! Not to mention the steamed pork and bamboo chute dumplings!

Omg! I used frozen udon noodle in a fresh beef soup with smoke, worcheshire sauce, wine, lite soy sauce and some Japanese whiskey!

That is the best fast noodle I evar make!

Doesn’t that suck…..

Princess? In a matter of a few weeks I figured out how to make a candle that will either look like a sunrise or a sunset while it’s burning!

Oddly I’ve already sold the design and color combinations to accomplish just that!

Don’t be sad, I didn’t share the secret with you until after the fact! ;(

Awwww, lying worthless thieves like you don’t deserve a freebie!

Mwaaa, suckers!

Damn….

I need to mop the floors again! I really got to hire that maid service! Once a month to clean the toilets showers and mop the floors!

Everything else I can do. But maintaining 3 bathrooms by myself is kinda a weekend excursion on top of everything else I gotta do this summer! Grrrr!

Anyhoot, what do any yall know about bamboo flooring? I’m thinking since the builder installed linoleum is coming do for replacement?

The house is already set up for hardwood flooring. The original owners didn’t install it. Since all the major prep work is pre-done it’s definitely an idea!

( ie…. The door jams are already about an inch taller….. )

But I bought some bamboo planking a while back for shelving and love the texture and durability! I’m thinking of maybe putting that same water proof bamboo in all the rooms with linoleum?

I really don’t like tile idea except In the showers! I do know I want a massive claw tub in the kids old bathroom! Or even removing the master bath shower and putting in a claw tub….

Yet I want a completely water proof flooring like bamboo without the pain in the ass work of tile…..

I’m not a clean freak but I do love me some cleanliness without the work…..

Oh and I already have the plans to replace all the doors in the house with glass doors! Like old school business offices? Puting the kids names on them etc etc…..

Mrs. Leslie B – school teacher

Ms. Carrisa B – gas station attendant

Mr. Lawrence B – gods gift to truck drivers, crypto consultant, and internet brainiac…..

So on and so forth! 🙂

And we’re off…..

Just watching the show the creepy old fucks are puting on today! What’s hilarious is when you start recognizing said creepy old fucks! d

idn’t you drive for Shaffer? Ain’t you an owner op who is way over opinionated? You, you’re just a cunt I’ve seen around town…… so on and so forth!

But since I got yall there. I highly recommend these from sees candies! Sooo good!

Shopping complete….

Shorts and a new Levi’s work jacket! I’m golden for atleast like a week or so…..

I had to go all the way down the street to the new happy valley mall! ( still making me giggle! ) to jcpenny’s to get that jacket! Half price at $80 with zero.zero sales tax doh!

Next stop some candy from my fav candy joint and homeboy is golden!

Much better…..

Had to drop my shorts 2 sizes but I now have 4 pairs of shorts that fit!

Woo hoo!

Oh and be careful at Kohl’s Clackamas! There was some creepy white haired fuck in the fitting rooms!

I actually was kinda hoping he would do something stupid! I’m in the mood to fuck some shit up!