If and when….

by RoachKiller

I become like the old man I just witnessed at a stop light! Duh look, mouth agape, obviously no signs of intelligent life inside!

Please oh please put me out of my misery stat!

Today has not…..

by RoachKiller

Been a good day for brown sugar or blueberries!

The sugar, yea that imploded on the pallet. The blueberries imploded when they hit the ground….

I’m shocked too cus I have had mushrooms and cherry tomatoes up the wazzoo…..

The same guy…..

by RoachKiller

I watched back into a stop sign, pull out of the dc door with his plate scraping and the dock door open.

Tells me he is not required to follow the exact same steps In Delivery as everyone else!

God damn that dudes a fucking twat….

I guess incompetence is the key to success…..

Oyster mushrooms, teriyaki…..

by RoachKiller

Ever wonder what to do with that block of oyster shrooms you scored from work?

Well so did I! So tonight I made teriyaki mushroom stir fry!

Ingredients,

  • A gaggle of oyster mushrooms
  • A jalapeño
  • An onion
  • Some green beans if you also choose
  • Some garlic and ginger root
  • Baby bok choy
  • A red pepper
  • Teriyaki sauce
  • Worcester sauce
  • Soy sauce
  • Preferred, roasted beef bullion paste ( but powdered will do!)

In a larger cereal bowl. Put a tablespoon of bullion, a splash of soy sauce along with another splash of Worcestershire sauce. Maybe even toss in a bit of your teriyaki sauce! Mix well and set aside!

Chop all that shit up! Except the oyster shrooms! Throw everything in a hot pan and cook the veggies to your preferred crunch level. While cooking throw in a bit of that beef bullion paste you had mixed with water. Let all that cook, while steaming off the beef bullion!

Next throw all the oyster mushrooms into a searing hot pan! I personally like to get a nice brown on those shrooms! When just about cooked. Reduce heat and throw in some of that beef bullion in water!

Stir, stir stir! When shrooms are cooked to your likeness! Toss everything in a pan and mix including teriyaki sauce! Ofcourse on low heat. As you’re just trying to throw some extra heat before serving!

You can either serve ala’cart or on rice…..

If you have done it right. You can’t tell the difference between shroom and meat…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I gotta move slower! I’m leaving money on the table! 😉

Considering that was 17 stops and I started 1.5 hours after my drop dead time…..

And yes, “ I know I’m good!” I hear that atleast 3 – 10 times a day!

My momma also told me I’m special! So there’s that too….. :;)

You realize……

by RoachKiller

There are so many sex offenders where you live. I’m sure I can find one that looks just like you! Male female doesn’t matter…..

I also hear it’s legal to post those! It also doesn’t hurt that I can hint at customers that photo looks just like you…..

So keep fucking with me, you will find out exactly how evil I can be…..

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

Yesterday! Finally broke down and went to get some new “ work “ sunglasses! These here raybans I bought 5 years ago have just about had it!

So I grabbed my prescription and headed to the eyeglass place!

Since I already have a new pair of raybans that I will not use for work. I decided on buying the house brand! Oddly I had no idea it was buy 1 get one free!

So I got 2 pairs of work sunglasses! 🙂 while the girlfriend got a pair of sunglasses and regular glasses!

So for like $300 I scored 4 pairs….. not a bad day of shopping……

After that, I finally made it home! Had a bowl of cereal and passed the fuck out…..

Betchya…..

by RoachKiller

If you dropped one of these in that bitches suppository. She would finally shut the fuck up…..

You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

What kind of ass hole I am to customers on my route?

If they tell me they need a certain condition of fruit or produce. And I know I’m going there. I will look throughout the stops and find the fruit/ produce In the condition they want.

Usually I’ll switch them with one of the asshole customers.

These guys have been nothing but professional TWords me! So I go out of my way to make sure I am with them…..

Starting to see what I’m saying? Puto?

You don’t think…..

by RoachKiller

There is a devision between class A ( the right class ) and class B?

Watch the video from this morning when I was trying to give encouragement to the new hire who said she was having issues with such early drop dead times!

ROFLMAO! Talk about some cunty comments…..

My goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I’m 4 hours ahead of schedule and I even left 15 minutes late! However do I do it?

I mean I did my 17 stops…..

See ya, I’m going home!

Anything…..

by RoachKiller

Under 300k and I’ll stay home, write music and sling produce!

That’s a risk I’m not willing to take! I’m also looking for an SG standard with original p-90’s…..

Oh you know…..

by RoachKiller

You have lived a life when you walk through the ice cream isle. Trying to find what your brain is craving!

Not seeing anything worth getting except some frozen dog treats and a 1lb of crab salad!

So you leave and as your getting into the car. You realize what it is your craving!

Yup you’re craving flan! Not any flan! But flan you can only get in a little tourist town in socal!

That’s right! I’m craving a nice flan from the mad Greek in baker California!

Bummer dude…..

That was…..

by RoachKiller

A mother fucker of a day! 18 stops, 6 of them added on to the usual run! 2 maybe 300 miles…..

Yea, as to how I escaped empty and with my life? Haven’t a clue! Yet I defiantly kicked some ass! Next time someone might want to tell me in advance they are adding 6 stops to a run!

That way, I won’t come in at my usual time…. Wich is an hour later than the usual drop dead time….. 🙂

Hello….

by RoachKiller

My names Martha and I smoke 3 packs a day….. hauk tu’e…..

Hey little man chica, is it true that since you are closer to the ground. Your knees only hurt when someone cunt punches them?

Don’t be jellyz…..

by RoachKiller

I did my first official school delivery of the new school year! Scored these from the lunch lady and saw a little girl who was dressed exactly like a butterfly! Wings and all! 🙂

Oh and a lot of milfs in cougar print…..

Just watchen….

by RoachKiller

The show you old

Man chicas are puting on! It always amazes me how confident you low rent bitches are when your fucking with someone!

Then when they return fire your suddenly the victim….. sounds like bitches to me…..