Today’s bananas…..

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Go with the regular! They looked the bestest! Added bonus, know that the guy at the receiving desk has the coolest fuzzy rabbit head pen! 😉

She is…..

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Loosing control of her fixation! I haven’t interacted or spoken with crissy in about a year! She has been very interested in everything I’m doing!

As long as her fixation stays on me we should be ok! Once that fixation moves elsewhere. There will be fucking problems!

I’m warning you ahead of time! Her mental health is not good! Comprende’?

Think Charles Manson…. Only with boobies and a real struggle with power…..

You ladies…..

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In these kitchens are vicious! I just got the gnarliest crop dusting of my life! Jesus Christ, you need to go to a doctor and get that belly of yours checked out! Damn!

You realize this means war right? Ladies? 😉

Maybe…

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The reason all you can smell is fish in the lunchroom because you still have a little bit of jizz stuck in your nose…..

Cause I couldn’t smell anything that smell like fish. Butt hole BO sweat yes! Fish no……

Ever noticed……

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That as my trolls rear, their ugly fucking heads. They’re always seems to be an increase in police activity around me.

My guess is the death threats that caused that reaction…

Cause I sure the fuck know they ain’t there for me…..

The difference…..

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Between a good employee and what I just witnessed is this!

If you’re unhappy with the quality of the corn and the cherries. You politely say, “we’re not happy with the quality of these we’re going to send them back!” especially if your standing in the store isles!

These low rents are screaming, “it’s all crap, it’s all garbage of produce“

Why they were screaming that customers were there! Put down there future purchases and moved on!

That’s the difference between a good employee and the gonads I just watched…..

Do I care, no! Did I find it extremely amusing! Fuck yea I did……

I would t shop there now…..

Finally…..

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Some real fucking food! 2 bbq burritos and a cream cheese and roast beef sandwich! Buuuurp!

Twas good! I really need to start remembering to eat…..

Looks like dominos tonight……

The young lady…..

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Who rocked my world again last night. I don’t think she quit understood why I didn’t add a lot of seasoning to this pork shoulder I made in the crock pot yesterday?

Only cus I plan on using that shoulder for multiple dishes! Pulled pork sandwiches today. A corn chowder Soup later tonight!

With the remainder of the meat being used in a casserole for tomorrow! so a light seasoning kicked ass for the basics and a heavy per dish seasoning will rock the rest….. 🙂

I seem

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To obviously be confused! I got to the casino at noon. They proceeded to tell me that I was there two hours earlier than the regular guy. So I’m confused as to how I’m going to slow?

Please enlighten me……

I wouldn’t…..

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Be so concerned with what size shoe I wear! If I were you, I would be more concerned with how big my balls are……

Cus from what I’m seeing so far, yours haven’t even dropped yet…..

And you are like what? In your 50’s-60’s…..

Omg…..

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I’m guessing the antibiotics are working! As I literally have snot globing everywhere! This means the sinus infection is wayning and maybe I can finally get the tooth pulled that’s causing the issue!

Doesn’t every single person walk there dog before they go to work? Looser…..

Ok asking….

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If a woman is giving you a handy and says, “ omg I have never seen so much cum! “ is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Asking for a friend……

You know…..

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What’s cool about driving a day cab? I got windows in the back to watch when I hit shit! Far better view than in my mirrors!

What are you……

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Fucking talking about you, moron? I’m having a fucking blast every day at work. But I also know I’m fucking tired of being abused for shit. I have no control of…

Yes, the pasta salad and new seasons you’re welcome……

Yeah, I was just thinking dude. Every time I see you all I see is a fish floundering! Gasping for air, trying to hold onto something that you never had……

Well, that you’re just a fucking idiot!

Hang tight….

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I found some of my daughter’s coloring books and crayons! I’ll bring them up to the drivers lounge latter. That way all you little boys and girls have something productive to do……

Cus listening to you talk is like listening to retards sing…..