I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Someday…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller 
This means….
by RoachKiller Im fucking old now, doesn’t it?
Yall will…..
by RoachKiller Be so jellyz of the privlaged information I scored today!
I now know the secret recipe of galaxy pizza! Ha!
Dude, like totally……
by RoachKiller I just passed a motel sign that said “Welcome all, imaginary friends stay for free!”
Dude for you that’s like hitting the mother load! You and all your imaginary friends can get together and have a party and all stay in the same fucking room……
Book your reservations now!
God damn…..
by RoachKiller Am I fucking sore today! I’m thinking that the 1 hour of sleep I got yesterday wasn’t enough! Usually when I can’t sleep like that I am stressed about something!
Oddly if I am, I don’t know what’s stressing me out…..
All I know is I’m pretty sure yesterday was leg day! ROFLMAO!
Other than the watermelon bomb that exploded in the trailer! It was just a usual day! Twas a good day!
Call in the forensics team! That’s all that’s left of the explosive device! 🙂
You’re boring me…..
by RoachKiller Little man! Maybe next time have your sister with the lisp call me! She sounds like she can suck a mean dick!
Matter of fact, This watermelon vomit on my spandex actually has more brain power than you…..
But thanks for leaving a message! I’ll pass that along to my attorneys…..
My dream….
by RoachKiller Guitar! Ok not really, I already own my dream guitar! ( cough cough, it’s 22! ) I have never however owned a heavy relic guitar! Well this baby arrived today…. My penis has been rock hard all fucking day!
Cmon….
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Oh did I….
by RoachKiller Forget to tell you I play satanic death metal? My bad!
Ouch, that has got to suck for you! You must be one of those untrustworthy, lying, stealing, cheating bible thumpers…..
You think this is evil? Wait till you see the final picture! It’s has blood running out of the eyes of the skull, over the bible under the purple shroud turned to revelations ofcourse. While dripping into that offering bowl underneath!
No album name yet but I’m sure we will come up with something cool…..
Omg! I have…..
by RoachKiller Really got to stop using my brain when it comes to food! I could have just made tomatoe soup with milk. Thrown some crackers in there and been happy as a clam!
Nope I had to fix what was already awesome!
Tonight’s fish burritos were fantabulous! See for me, I can’t eat fish if it actually smells like fish! So I’m reduced to deep fried fish only!
So tonight’s burritos were fresh wild caught Patagonia shrimp and deep fried cod! Topped with a special mango pico de gallo sauce , bean sprouts, Romain hearts, canned black beans and Brie cheese! Fresh Brie cheese! Mmmmm
Fucking killer! Buuuurp!
Gunna try….
by RoachKiller Something new in the pho’ sliced lamb instead of beef…..
Fuck you….
by RoachKiller Sweet baby Jesus is real! $1.47 boxes of chocolate kashi!
Hell yea!
See in my hood….
by RoachKiller We have the moms who are so tired they fall asleep in there cars at Fred meyers! The usual white trash who puts massive door dents in your car with a whole 4500 miles on it!
Then, then you got the little dick yuppies with the 40’ long ford f 150’s who pull into a compact parking spot! Hanging 20 feet out of the spot! Ofcourse with the trailer hitch that extends another 10 fucking feet.
All so they can show everyone exactly how small their dicks are! How over compensation is definitely a thing with yuppies and there trucks…..
wtf Fred meyers….
by RoachKiller You don’t carry that Korean bbq meat spicing anymore? wtf?
I’m gunna make pho’ later this week and that spicing makes it really good!
Grooven….
by RoachKiller To some touch of grey… “ i will get by, i will survive….”
Oh you didn’t hear…..
by RoachKiller My water bill is literally $5 a month with a $22 service fee! 🙂 I have about $250,000 in a retirement fund I can’t touch until I’m 63. As I set up all my retirement funds, untouchable! Makes you come up with creative new ways for emergency money!
My brother refuses to answer my texts or calls about this bookshelf he wants.
I no longer have to take my cans and bottles back in person and I am headed out to buy uncooked shrimp and black beans to use in tonight’s fish burritos!
Most of all my futaba shirt fits again! Bwoop bwoop!
Wow….
by RoachKiller A lot better than I was expecting!
Cabana towels on Amazon are actually good!
Tuned out…..
by RoachKiller Perfect! Forgot the raisins and bacon bits! Yet still really fucking good!
Oh hell yea
by RoachKiller Twas good food! like always, ya snooze ya loose you fucking low rent quacks…..
The mango pico de gallo and super fresh Romain heart lettuce made those tacos! Damn, I think I’ll do the burrito left overs today!
Oh and my bad! I used a fresh Brie cheese on the tacos….. not blue cheese!
Oh and…..
by RoachKiller Ladies and gents! That there is $85 food bill! Which includes $13.00 of fresh dog food! If you shop reasonable you can find killer deals!
Oh and $12 worth of lobster tails and a $9 wedge of fresh blue cheese! 12 – 2 liters of diet soda pop for $15, not to mention the 2 nice petite sirloins in there somewhere for like $7
I’m gunna eat like a fucking king for a week or so…..
We start off….
by RoachKiller Making the broccoli slaw salad! Why? I found it helps soften it up and adds taste if you let it chill in the fridge for a couple hours before serving!