I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Someday…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller 
Wanker alert…..
by RoachKiller You started out being such a decent guy too….
What happened in the last 3 months to turn you full blown wanker?
Imagine that…..
by RoachKiller I get here to the food pod and no one’s here! Unlike at noon when you wanted me here.
It’s not an 18wheeler friendly place at lunch time!
Good thing I adjusted my route accordingly, huh?
Imagine that…..
by RoachKiller More difficulties getting into the stop that was difficult last week! Good thing I knew the kitchen guy was on vacation and they are having difficulties getting ahold of anyone in the kitchen!
Good thing I changed the stops around. Otherwise there would be a lot more pissed off customers than there already are today, huh?
All I can say……
by RoachKiller Is yall better stop being stupid! Cus that batch of stupid will definitely get you into some serious fucking trouble…..
All good…..
by RoachKiller On regular or unleaded nannas today…..
It’s true……
by RoachKiller I am still a pasty white guy amongst a gaggle of other pasty, white people……
Love it…..
by RoachKiller I roll into that place with a pallet of product. They want me to box trolly it into the cooler. You arrive with a pallet of product. Drop it and run the other way.
Hmm, odd how that works, huh?
There’s your pallet from the last time you were there princess…..
Omg….
by RoachKiller I never thought I would say this but, this shit is awesome! Especially if you mix the 2! Bravo! Brav – fucking o!
Dude….
by RoachKiller You will find dumbass’s always stick together! Independently they ain’t shit! Together they form a small “ skin head “ group!
The smart, hard workers stick to themselves! Independently they are far stronger than the group!
As they say, “the group is only as smart as thiere lowest iq“…..
Dude….
by RoachKiller You will find dumbass’s always stick together! Independently they ain’t shit! Together they form a small “ skin head “ group!
The smart, hard workers stick to themselves! Independently they are far stronger than the group!
As they say, “the group is only as smart as thiere lowest iq“…..
Dude….
by RoachKiller You will find dumbass’s always stick together! Independently they ain’t shit! Together they form a small “ skin head “ group!
The smart, hard workers stick to themselves! Independently they are far stronger than the group!
As they say, “the group is only as smart as thiere lowest iq“…..
Oh hell yea…..
by RoachKiller Slept on the new mattress last night! So good I woke up late! 🙂
Then I get to work and they slapped me with a brand new truck to run today! Eeeeks!
Been an eventful day and it just started!
Oh and someone tell the beer guys, maybe lay off the alcohol on school nights! Yall are looking pretty road worn…..
Oh and if you wonder why it sometimes takes long to unload nannas? Welp they now want the plastic removed and a little extra time to get those bitches up to temp never hurt…..
You gotta….
by RoachKiller Learn to play guitar with Metallica! 🙂
Like I said….
by RoachKiller If you’re tired of fender guitars nonsense. I highly recommend you check out Nash guitars…..
Ofcourse i will be keeping my custom shops, ultra luxes and ultras. Yet buying anything new…..
Just ain’t in the cards…..
It’s…..
by RoachKiller Fucking Stupid…..
Yet I digress, it falls right along with the usual red headed step child idiocy…..
You are definetly going to need to up the iq on that batch of stupid to get me to do anything other than give my ritual “ your a low rent shit bag look with head shake! “
It’s Shaffer stupid, all over again! Wow!
Sorry…
by RoachKiller After receiving the Leslie hiccups, I realized I forgot to post the banana update. Go with the regulars as I didn’t deliver that many organics so that means the ones that are there have been there a few days……
Well check….
by RoachKiller Out who is walking by my house today! Yup, the white trash brigade is in full motion again!
How sad is that?
My guess if you don’t feel comfortable walking your dog in your own fucking neighborhood! Maybe yall should fucking move!
That’s fine…
by RoachKiller People like you can call me an asshole all you want! That means I’m treating you like you deserve to be treated……
Holy fuck…
by RoachKiller What stuck in there! Not only did it rain all fucking day, but I had 19 stops, including one pick up. Done in 12 hours!
My dick hurts. My fingers are sore and I must remember to not try to move so many fucking buckets of watermelon at one time on a handtruck. Overall, I got my rings three times over, Apple Watch is happy, I’m sore as fuck……
Still having a motherfucking blast! Even if I am fucking bitching in my back hurts and my nut hurt and I think my tape stinks……
Piece of advice…
by RoachKiller Little man, with the low self-esteem, and a really bad prison tattoos! I see hundreds, does not thousands of wannabe truck drivers like you come and go. You’re gonna notice people like you fail every fucking time.
People like me oddly seem not to fail. My guess a lot of it has to do with we worry about ourselves. While people like you worry about everybody else except for yourself. I guess if you were to concentrate on yourself and not be a Cunt. You might actually succeed, but I’m not gonna put any money on it…