Omg….

by RoachKiller

I’ve been craving egg salad all day!

Here we got fresh egg salad on como with live red butter lettuce fresh to-mato and Colby jack cheese!

Omg so good!

Everyone…..

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Wants to know how much my electric bill was this month! ROFLMAO!

$77! Last month was $84 cus it was a lot colder! Once I unplugged the x’s fridge in the garage the bill went down, down, down!

Everything is led and high efficiency except the stove! Wich is soon to change…..

Simple changes make it work!

Most of all setting up that furnace to a comfortable temp schedule! Mine is 70 degrees when I’m home and 68 degrees when I’m not!

And remember colder isn’t always better…..

Why did….

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I just have one of those tards in one of those over priced van lifer cans go by giving me the thumbs up?

My guess…..

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You probably should t fuck with the guy who knows where you get your cheap vodka and how you get it home…..

Last chance……

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You either call or come over today between 830 and 9 AM. I will let the naked bongo fly. Otherwise I’m gonna move onto someone who’s gonna actually play naked bongos!

I need some fucking percussion whether you’re good or bad. I just need that percussion right there boom boom boom boom boom

Yesterday was a….

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Killer day! Yesterday was a good day! Had to throw chains over the mountain. Got back they had a couple runs for me to do. Including the nanna’s to the store over by my daughter’s place!

Where jenn’ay and I truly fell in love! ( long running joke about my pallet jack! 🙂

Yea Twas a good, exhausting day!

P.s. you should have seen the look on those greasy haired geezers faces when I whipped that 48’ box through the parking lot a bat out of hell!

That’s the difference between a pro and a pussy!

And these settings work best for that metal tone and crunch in the room I play this amp…..

See jenn’ay…..

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This is why you should be my wife! You rocked that incline with a full pallet of nannas and didn’t even fart!

Bravo Jenn’ay!

Yes go to the membership store on the other side of campus! By your place! I delivered those just for your monkeys! Get the organic!

Lady…..

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You either come over or you don’t! As I’ve shown, there are plenty who do want to! So either be there or I move the fuck on…..

God damn….

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I am so happy I broke down today and checked the lock on the oven door! Just randomly wanted to see if I could short out the switch or something so I could use the oven until the new stove arrives!

So glad I did cus that things been broken for a couple weeks now! I took the top off the stove went down to pull the wires and the motor on the switch was red hot! I mean scorchen hot!

Odd thing was all I had done was taken the top off the stove! Hadn’t fucked with anything yet! So if that would have stayed that way. I’m sure it would have eventually melted down or caught fire!

Why is that a big deal? Cus that motor is above the fire proof insulation and right under the wiring harness for the stove!

Now it probably would have just shorted out and popped the breaker! But ya never know…..

Any hoot, tally ho…..

FYI that replacement part is $160. Not worth the cost to replace!

Hey I…..

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Still get my 80’s groove on every once in a while! Suck it bitches!

Hey, mick has some pretty good riffs… too young to fall in love for one….

Oh and that rhythm from my last video! I realized what song I stole that from! It’s a Cyndi lauper tune…..

Took…..

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Cujo for a walk tonight! Looked over and my bonsai Japanese maple is looking killer! I’m thinking I’m gunna have to get that bitch into a permanent planter quick!

Anyone got a half wine barrel planter for sale….. a real one!

Gunna let….

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You in on a little secret! Slackers will throw whatever they can at you In order to make you fail! Nothing pisses these low rent cunts off more. Than when you do something completely new and don’t fail! Remember that!

New batch of clear and colored candles coming out this weekend! Who wants one?