I just got a letter from the lawyer my insurance company hired to go after the dude who backed into the old hot rod!

Holy fuck, this dude is fucking serious! They are promising a full refund of my deductibles and what not! Guessing that whisky tango mother fucker should have stayed home that day…..

I just saw a dude with the ultimate bone smoker face! Not only did he have the bone smoker stash from the 70s. He also had buck teeth.if I could have snap a picture of this dude. I would’ve made him the poster child of ford fender…

I also thought I mentioned I find it hilarious of people who are just nasty to you. Expect you to treat them with respect. But continue to be nasty to you! Then get offended when you’re nasty back! Like wtf?

It’s almost a game of ping pong, but they can’t handle it when you hammer that fucking ball back and it slams him into fucking place. I’ll never understand that.

I will try to treat everybody with dignity and respect, except for those…..

there was a moral of the story here but I lost it so just go with it as is.

I cannot make the simple task of signing paperwork any easier! Before I arrive, I separate the customer copy, which is yours. With the office copy, which is mine. Then when I bring them in, I separate the two sections by the trip sheet. That’s the sheet that sticks out above all the other sheets of paper.

So when the transaction has completed, I said, hey, could you sign the top copies for me? Now it’s not like you haven’t signed these before. So I am still ironing all of how confusing that portion of the show seems to be for you……

The sad part is if I physically separate your copy and my copy. And I hand you my copy to sign, you still ask me do you want me to sign this? Where do I sign?

How many of you whiskey tango’ers look like yall belong in an Amish boy band….

You should call your selves, the ginger snaps…..

Look good! Enjoy!

I don’t fit in? I can tell you straight up is because I’m not a liar. I’m not a thief and I sure the fuck in

Few people either have one or all of those that’s how come you can get along so…

At Shaffer! You morons fuck up everything you’re involved with!

Serious question though, when your fucking your old lady with the 3 chins. Do you stick your dick between chin fold 1-2 or 2-3?

After all these years, have you and your batch are stupid figured out why you’re not very successful? I mean every once in a while you move ahead, but I’m nearly as fast as you could. So I’m just curious have yall figured have you have y’all figured it out yet?

I know I know I skipped last year, but I figured I better continue asking the same question every year. I figure eventually maybe yall will gain some smarts to figure it out.

Or take my advice like I gave years ago, ask the smart person……