Wow….

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Those are really crispy and good! impressive feat for a vegan, gluten free cookie!

I will also say if I die of food poisoning it was probably from these….. 🙂

These too are good!

When did….

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My neighborhood become the walking track for the white trash and the random geriatrics? Did an aarp/prison bus roll over somewhere or something?

I’ve been watching the front camera for the last hour and I’ve actually seen 3 people who live in this neighborhood and least 20 who I’ve never seen before! ROFLMAO!

Sad part is I have a privacy fence! And these cunts still want to talk to me through it! ROFLMAO!

What the fucks wrong with you people?

Sorry ladies…..

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Change of dinner plans! A big ole pork rib. Pan fried and sauced with sticky honey bbq sauce. Teriyaki fried onions with Brie como bread. Topped with a store bought seafood salad with real lobster!

Fucking mmm mmm good!

Oh and princess…..

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Your not setting of my smoke alarms! They are advanced enough that sending a signal like that to a lot device just sends a fault!

No alarm rings! I just get an alert from not only my firewall but my alarm system telling me your there and your trying to set off the fire alarm!

When I said years ago! You don’t have access to anything I don’t give you! I wasn’t fucking kidding you fucking geriatric retard…..

We had us an…..

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Incident today! Containing a broken candle jar, a buttload of melted wax and half a roll of paper towels!

After making the smoke alarms shut up. I realized I own this place so I had better clean this shit up! So the official report states.

“ Upon hearing the cracking of the glass! Suspect ran over to the stove. Realized what was happening and proceeded to unravel an entire roll of paper towels.

He then proceeded to dump the remaining wax into another candle jar. All while mass quantities of black wax melted onto the burner! Wich in turn made the house smell really fucking good. But made a bombastic mess of the stove!

He then proceeded to state his grandma is rolling over in her grave. As her last paintings she made were in wax! She knows he ( suspect ) knew the proper way to remelt the wax to make another candle but didn’t!

He then proceeded to state that he did in fact clean the mess and that the left front burner and surrounding area of that burner has never been cleaner! End quote!”

ROFLMAO! It’s the un-official police report of my waxing of the stove this morning! Luckily I shut off the smoke alarm right before the security system called the fire department! lol!

Hey man, I’m just a guy making candles….. ROFLMAO!

Smells damn good in here though!

Uh oh…..

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I just did a new count of the guitars I own. I still have over 100 left!

I’m thinking my original count of 125 was waaaaaay off! ROFLMAO!

Oh and I still own mine! I’ll never let it go cus it is that good of a guitar. Yet guitar center Portland has a Gibson midtown in good condition in stock…..

Dunno….

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Looks kinda cute to me…..

Getting kind of worried, this strap in regular length, actually kind of fits! I will have to do the “ kinda bent over with one leg up in the air move.” To do that one part of the solo. Honestly if I wait a few more weeks. I probably won’t even have to do that…..

The world is….

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Filled with incompetent, moronic assholes! Today just happened to be your day to deal with them!

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day! 🙂

Oh that pisses me off! I arrived at my stop right as recess was ending! The kids go through the door I have to take the 300lbs of product I have on my hand truck!

I’m being patient, quit and not running around, nothing! I was so pissed when they didn’t even give me a sticker! I was pissed! Next time I’m making some fucking noise! 🙂

I’m thinking…..

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The reason all these women out here are pissy is cus there old mans are either dead, drunkards or deadbeats!

Either way ladies, maybe if you honked on bobo a little more. They might put up with your cunty tudes…..

I could also help! Maybe some good dick would put yall in a better fucking mood…..

See how nice of a guy I am…..

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I was running up stairs to drop my paperwork from running both those trips today. A fellow employee asked me to drop a key in the key box. Even though the lady flaked me on helping my kid by answering a few questions about her issues. Accused me of trying to ask her out on a date. When I was actually asking her for her knowledge on her issues!

I still was nice enough to take the key she forgot about and put it back for her!

That’s just the type of guy I am! Will it bite me in the ass? Probably! Every time I am nice to a fellow driver it always does…..

That’s how drivers roll…..

Welp it’s finally food time! Making some beef hoagie sliders with that left over baguette!

See ya!

That’s a wrap…..

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Somehow my easy day went from 13 stops to 20! Someone called In sick I guess! I don’t fucking know! I do know I have topped my old record of 18 stops! 20 stops complete!

I never did find that 4 oz of dill! I did however see plenty of dil-do’s!

And I did find Mika’s leash in my pocket at work! ROFLMAO!

Oh hell yea….

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So far zero slippage on concrete! I took a restaurant managers advice on these boots! So far he was 100 percent correct on slippery floors….

These things rock! So glad I got grey instead of black! If I don’t like black guitars why would I buy black boots!

Unless that was all that was available! Love the color and loving the no slip soles! Praise sweet baby Jesus…..

New work boots….

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Fit well! Let’s see how well they last! Or if they are a hassle with that extra 1” of height they give me! Oh and that extra heel piece is interesting!

They are composite tow so I can’t actually smoosh down the top. My toes feel ok In There! Nice thick sole….. stay tuned!

Vans I wear size 12 most boots I wear size 11.5 let’s see….. dr.martens definitely size 11.5 unless they are British made then I have to try them on first…..

God damn it…..

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I forgot to meal prep yesterday the dogs food! She gets 1 slice of fresh food, a scoop of moist and meaty! ( no lady I’m not talking about your vagina! 🙂 and a scoop of puppy chow!

She eats that shit up like it’s candy! Twice daily!

So this is how it will have to roll this week! 🙂