Started the day….

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1.5 hours behind schedule! They reloaded my truck at around 4;15 and I got out of there around 430!

Hauled ass all day! 20 stops in under 12 hours! Wich included like 150 miles driving or so!

New level achieved! Ha!

Hold on…..

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You little red headed troglodyte! I’m trying to muster up enough energy to give a shit!

Oh nope, sorry I just farted! I don’t give a shit……

Pookie…..

I am now….

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Very well rested! Definitely not nearly as good as the first movie! nor would it qualify as a second movie! More like a movie you take your girl to cus your gunna be getting laid the whole time….

My date agrees!

It’s like going to a Sarah Silverman show and predicting the punch lines before she says them…..

Oh no no no….

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I took this am in the drivers lounge as light hearted fun! Yet like most beta personalities. The beta refused to let the alpha finish his sentence!

So I watch and wait! Beta’s are just that! Second to the alpha!

I’ll just kick back, relax and when the time is right…..

Personally I don’t give a rats fucking ass what any of you think of me!

The only thing I will say is, “ I’ve been here 7 months. I already have 4 drivers below me In The chain of seniority! I can only imagine how quickly breaking bad will disappear…..

Added bonus, that means yall have 4 newbies to Harass and fuck with…..“

What was that one drivers term? Oh yea, you have 4 newbies to target…..

Or do you only target those who are better than you…..

See ya!

What do you…

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Think causes mental retardation in normal thinking people?

I can understand totally why you make minimum wage!

Then I sit here and wonder how important am I to you? I mean if I am the center of your fixation. I must be really fucking important to you?

A new…..

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Sticker has been added to the already awesome collection of bangers…..

But enough crazy talk for now! See ya!

Dude, really……

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I just delivered to a local prison. And I’m not allowed to take my chew and shit in so I just throw all of it, I think I got like seven cans today. In my backpack and just leave my backpack at the guard shack.

I was in delivering the guard told me the drug sniffing dog came by my backpack and set it off. Like fuck me, dude! Really?

So now my beautiful $150 Italian leather backpack was either fucked with by the ex-wife and her marijuana THC addiction. Or what I don’t know cause I don’t do dope. So now I get to buy another $150 fucking backpack!

He couldn’t guarantee me that it wasn’t being set off because of the tobacco but if there’s any chance it could be either tobacco or drugs. Fuck you I’m getting a new backpack….:.

Remember what I told you I take being drug free and driving a truck seriously? Yeah, that ideology is going to cost me another $150 fucking dollars! Leather backpacks ain’t cheap motherfuckers! Especially Italian leather backpacks……

Let’s see..…

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Yesterday even my first stop complained about me not being there early enough!

Let’s see how many do it today…..

Cus we all know slackers like you want people like me to fail! That way you look like you actually work…..

Oh and yall know you have 3 newbie drivers below me, right?

Not to mention I’m dying to hear what bullshit story the “ higher ups” tell the customers today!

Stay tuned…..

Yup….

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I’ve been reduced to buying a new mattress! Although the new mattress I just bought is comfortable. I never slept on it for more than 4 days at a time!

Now that I have a gnarly kink in my neck and sore everything. I decided my sleeping important! So I went ahead and bought a new Serta old school mattress!

No rubber, memory foam, nada! Just an old school spring and foam mattress! firm to be exact!

So realizing I now have another mattress and no bedframe. A bedframe was needed for the spare bedroom!

So here ya go! I’m thinking that finding a couple bohemian style nightstands and I will be proud to sleep in my spare bedroom!

2 things….

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1 what the fuck did you put In That bean burrito lady? I’ve been fart powered all day!

2 I do love it when a receiver says, “ now that guy knows what he is doing! “

Both those always make me feel so warm and tingly inside…..

That basil…

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Was for you snookums! I wanna make sure they have something to call in about…..

I mean, that is what you’re looking for right?

Today’s bananas…..

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Go with the regular! They looked the bestest! Added bonus, know that the guy at the receiving desk has the coolest fuzzy rabbit head pen! 😉

She is…..

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Loosing control of her fixation! I haven’t interacted or spoken with crissy in about a year! She has been very interested in everything I’m doing!

As long as her fixation stays on me we should be ok! Once that fixation moves elsewhere. There will be fucking problems!

I’m warning you ahead of time! Her mental health is not good! Comprende’?

Think Charles Manson…. Only with boobies and a real struggle with power…..

You ladies…..

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In these kitchens are vicious! I just got the gnarliest crop dusting of my life! Jesus Christ, you need to go to a doctor and get that belly of yours checked out! Damn!

You realize this means war right? Ladies? 😉