4 drinks later…..

by RoachKiller

I came home. Layed down on the couch. Fell asleep watching videos on my phone! Was awoken by my said phone hitting me in the face.

Walked up stairs, fell asleep and was awoken to the dog having a fart session! ROFLMAO!

I won’t be doing all the food tonight but I have got to play some billiards! So I’ll be heading out tonight to do just that!

I know a place! You, you will just have to follow…..

And yes, the lady who was hitting on me last night at mcmennamins was definitely doing that! I don’t know, when she asked if I wanted to fuck was a damn good clue…..

If she had not looked exactly like a younger version of my ex mother in law. I definitely would have rented a room and got me a piece of ass last night! No if’s ands or butts about that one….. 😉

And you dudes at the bars! Yall are fucking scary freaks man! Yall really need to stop staring at the ladies like lost puppies….. Jesus fucking Christ!

Dinner…..

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$50 later I’ve been feed and watered! And for that much I also took a monster shit in there toilet! 🙂

Well how cool…..

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Was that? I was just hit on by a drunk version of my x mother in law!

Time to move on to the next place! ROFLMAO!

And we were spot on with who would tag along after I posted when and where…..

Told ya….

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My plan ahead of time! ROFLMAO!

I was going to go to the testament show tonight! the thing is, how many times can you see the same band? Since high school I’m guessing I’m atleast 10 concerts in with them…..

Aww yes…..

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The security cameras that were put in to keep an eye on my, at the time suicidal daughter!

Now I didn’t think anything of them. As they were there to just keep an eye on my kid while the wife and I were at work.

Only time they were actually ever checked was when they went off at times they shouldn’t have! Or if one of the exterior doors opened, etc….

Well since I’ve been single and living in this big house all alone. I have heard a female voice come over the speaker on the camera twice! Recently just this week.

So a while back we did a little fixing to the firmware and found that the camera on the left has 2 tunnels coming off the stream! 1 going to amazons servers. While the other going to a previously unknown ip!

While the other is constantly being pinged!

So with a little reworking of the latest firmware. We managed to execute some extra code Wich would turn on any and all “ future “ stream requests, @localhost camera and microphone!

we really didn’t get any true hits until recently! when I reworked the base station firmware and set them both up on the server!

That’s when the amount of vocal data we received was worth its weight in gold!

So now we can not only prove origin but we can prove intent!

Hey I’m a horny dude! A quick wank for extra criminal charges against the offenders is fine with me! ROFLMAO!

It will give them something to think of when bubba and yullonda are having there way with them in prison!

And when they are explaining to there families why they lost the house, cars and retirements…..

Anyhoot that’s the story about that! So if you see a video of me jerking off in my living room. Enjoy! You’re making me a very wealthy man……. With every giggle and haha! 😉

Matter of fact I was wanking when I took this picture…..

Fuck if I know…..

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Don’t give a shit either! I ask a question and if one of the balled dudes says text the boss. I do just that!

Remember, I’m new and I just do what I’m told! I’m not smart enough to figure anything out……

See ya!

About fucking….

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Time! It’s only like 4 days after you said it would be here!

Use this for identification or criminal confirmation if I die in a fire’ry truck wreck or am accused of stealing something…..

The snow is that deep! Slick as fuck and I deserve a huge fucking raise for this…..

Well, damn……

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I’m feeling 10 times better tonight! Had a doctors appointment today. Scribed some new antipsychotics! No, I don’t need them for me. They help keep people like you from bothering me! Happy face.

No seriously she prescribe some new more of a localized muscle relaxer for my shoulder cause it’s been tightening up lately. It’s still 10 times better but it’s still a little iffy.

And from now on I do all of my doctors visits online! No more calling, getting in an appointment with my schedule changing and I have to fucking cancel it. None of that bullshit!

on a good note, im not groggy. I’m not tired. I actually have a little bit of energy in between yachting.

Was shocked I spent that much money on fucking groceries today but in my defense $40 of that was batteries and dog food, but there were so many killer fucking deals at Fred Meyer today I couldn’t pass them up! I got some nice fucking steaks for cheap, fresh breakfast sausage and fresh bratwurst so hell yeah I spent the money.

Yeah, I’m going with this old-school voice app I wrote a while back to see if it’s still works? so I see that instead of yawn it put yachting.

Parole ( rolling ) on floor laughing my ass off.

Don’t be…..

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Saddened by my mild mannered beutifity! Be saddened I shave my beard and look 10 years + younger…..

The other question of the night is, do I like raspberries? They are from one of my fav brands’ “ limited edition!”

Yup! I like raspberry’s……

If you take a bite of a chocolate crunch bar and insert a raspberry, chew and swallow! It’s delicious……

Hey lady…..

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I’m gunna go bar hoping tomorrow all while grabbing something to eat! You’re welcome to join me! you don’t, you don’t! Just throwing that out to the universe and see what bites…..

I’ll be starting at that little dive bar up by the house! You’re welcome to join me if you like…..

Remember, you know if you do. We will end up fucking! Cus you for sure know you love my cock!

Not to big, not to small! Not to long, not to short! Your exact words were, “ it’s a perfect and beautiful dick!” Oddly, there’s other ladies that agree with you 100%…..

ROFLMAO! I’m just repeating what you said! 😉

Oh and I might be in a loaner car! All the idiot lights on the hotrod are dashing up. So I’ll have to take it in…..

Around 7 – 8 is when I will leave! All depends on how tired I am and when I get hungry! And no I’m not talking about Wichita pub……

Nope…..

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They didn’t fix jenn’ay! She still warbles like a drunk whore at a biker bar…..

Oh and hill billy jack! Notice none of my pallets are dumped over…..

Well, lady…..

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Stop telling me you live nearby. How about you get off your ass and come over and we can discuss it face-to-face!

Otherwise, move along I don’t have time for your fucking nonsense…..

Can you imagine…..

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The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?

When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?

Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?

ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂

It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!