I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Someday…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller 
Atleast….
by RoachKiller My ass and my countertops will be clean! $44 later…..
One of….
by RoachKiller The greatest love story movies ever made! Just imagine John Belushi was sober…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus…..
by RoachKiller I finally got a good nights sleep! Woke up and took the longest piss of my life!
Then I realized I forget to pull the beef out of the freezer last night! So no pho’ tonight! So I’m thinking I will finally go to burgerville for dinner!
I’ve been off the road almost 4 months and I yet have made it there…..
Remember me…..
by RoachKiller Telling you that if I sold my entire guitar collection. I could go a year without working? That’s even at today’s guitar prices!
That doesn’t even include my 59 Les Paul! Wich is still on display…. No way in hell would I ever keep that at home…..
have pride in your slides mother fuckers!
You still…..
by RoachKiller Haven’t found that 2nd gigabit of bandwidth I have on my network have you? ROFLMAO!
Anyhoot my trolls are back in action again. You should hear the voicemail the last cockroach left yesterday! it’s getting old and that really was a stupid fucking move!
Anyhoots, it’s Friday I’m stone cold tired and I woke up later than usual this morning and put on my dirty, “ exploding rancid watermelon “ shorts this morning in my rush!
All day everyone has been asking, “ why does it smell like a rotting potato?”
I keep correcting them, “ no it’s actually a rotting watermelon! “
Loving this new Nash! My other one is a s-63 this new one is a s-57 and it is wicked hot!
I nic’ed her wicked bitch! ( yes after the black n blue song….
https://music.apple.com/us/album/wicked-bitch/1443545437?i=1443545715
This however is still my fav black n blue song!
So how’s…..
by RoachKiller The bullying going driver?
This means….
by RoachKiller Im fucking old now, doesn’t it?
Yall will…..
by RoachKiller Be so jellyz of the privlaged information I scored today!
I now know the secret recipe of galaxy pizza! Ha!
Dude, like totally……
by RoachKiller I just passed a motel sign that said “Welcome all, imaginary friends stay for free!”
Dude for you that’s like hitting the mother load! You and all your imaginary friends can get together and have a party and all stay in the same fucking room……
Book your reservations now!
God damn…..
by RoachKiller Am I fucking sore today! I’m thinking that the 1 hour of sleep I got yesterday wasn’t enough! Usually when I can’t sleep like that I am stressed about something!
Oddly if I am, I don’t know what’s stressing me out…..
All I know is I’m pretty sure yesterday was leg day! ROFLMAO!
Other than the watermelon bomb that exploded in the trailer! It was just a usual day! Twas a good day!
Call in the forensics team! That’s all that’s left of the explosive device! 🙂
You’re boring me…..
by RoachKiller Little man! Maybe next time have your sister with the lisp call me! She sounds like she can suck a mean dick!
Matter of fact, This watermelon vomit on my spandex actually has more brain power than you…..
But thanks for leaving a message! I’ll pass that along to my attorneys…..
My dream….
by RoachKiller Guitar! Ok not really, I already own my dream guitar! ( cough cough, it’s 22! ) I have never however owned a heavy relic guitar! Well this baby arrived today…. My penis has been rock hard all fucking day!
Cmon….
by RoachKiller 
Oh did I….
by RoachKiller Forget to tell you I play satanic death metal? My bad!
Ouch, that has got to suck for you! You must be one of those untrustworthy, lying, stealing, cheating bible thumpers…..
You think this is evil? Wait till you see the final picture! It’s has blood running out of the eyes of the skull, over the bible under the purple shroud turned to revelations ofcourse. While dripping into that offering bowl underneath!
No album name yet but I’m sure we will come up with something cool…..
Omg! I have…..
by RoachKiller Really got to stop using my brain when it comes to food! I could have just made tomatoe soup with milk. Thrown some crackers in there and been happy as a clam!
Nope I had to fix what was already awesome!
Tonight’s fish burritos were fantabulous! See for me, I can’t eat fish if it actually smells like fish! So I’m reduced to deep fried fish only!
So tonight’s burritos were fresh wild caught Patagonia shrimp and deep fried cod! Topped with a special mango pico de gallo sauce , bean sprouts, Romain hearts, canned black beans and Brie cheese! Fresh Brie cheese! Mmmmm
Fucking killer! Buuuurp!
Gunna try….
by RoachKiller Something new in the pho’ sliced lamb instead of beef…..
Fuck you….
by RoachKiller Sweet baby Jesus is real! $1.47 boxes of chocolate kashi!
Hell yea!
See in my hood….
by RoachKiller We have the moms who are so tired they fall asleep in there cars at Fred meyers! The usual white trash who puts massive door dents in your car with a whole 4500 miles on it!
Then, then you got the little dick yuppies with the 40’ long ford f 150’s who pull into a compact parking spot! Hanging 20 feet out of the spot! Ofcourse with the trailer hitch that extends another 10 fucking feet.
All so they can show everyone exactly how small their dicks are! How over compensation is definitely a thing with yuppies and there trucks…..
wtf Fred meyers….
by RoachKiller You don’t carry that Korean bbq meat spicing anymore? wtf?
I’m gunna make pho’ later this week and that spicing makes it really good!
Grooven….
by RoachKiller To some touch of grey… “ i will get by, i will survive….”