Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

We’re waiting for the dildo in the red Crete truck to hook up his starlink so he can show us how important he is…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I get these premonitions! Although I own a 7000 watt generator that can power the entire house. It’s super loud and would suck for a long term back up!

Yet I have this odd feeling I’m going to be using this for some time this winter! It has more than enough power to run the furnace and hot water heater! ( both gas )

I also know I don’t want to spend big bucks for a Honda….

So I snagged this one! I’ll let you know how it works…..

I think it was…..

by RoachKiller

Kenny Rodger’s who said, “ you never count your money, Sitting at the table! there will be time enough for counting. When the dealings done!”

So you can take your little smoke ball and shove it up your ass!

Why did I……

by RoachKiller

Go to work today when I was this sick? One, I didn’t know I was sick this morning. Two the longer I’m away the more I have to hear the customer’s bitch about the previous driver!

All he had to hear two customers bitch about the previous driver today. Don’t ask me man I just tried the truck and do the best I can……

I also don’t understand why I am having these violence sneezing fits today? My nose isn’t running that bad, but all of a sudden I start getting hammered with these violence sneezing fits……

Thank goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I’m a member of home title lock and that one that watches your credit report!

Well that and I don’t trust you so my non wired cameras keep an eye on all things home…..

As soon as I figure out where to put that new plant. I’ll definitely do another naked bongo session…..

Might even ask the chick that just got the new Les Paul if she wants to join…..

I have literally…..

by RoachKiller

Slept for the last 3 days! I’m feeling better! Yesterday was a rough one! Guessing the fever broke!

It’s time to get up and attempt to do some things today! I had to go get chew yesterday and that wasn’t a fun experience!

It’s so weird having paid sick days! I called in no one questioned me. No one said shit! It was a weird experience!

In 30 years I can count on 1 hand how many times I’ve called in sick! Or even got paid to be sick!

And it’s time to reload for the holidays…..

Oh yea….

by RoachKiller

The harassment brigade saw an xfinity truck parked out on the road by the house. So the low rent trash they are. They keep keep pulling along side and in front of the house trying to find that xfinity modem!

Their plan is the same. Hack the modem and try to gain access to my network! Wich is just another move of desperation of wann be’s and seriously fucked up people!

Either way, ROFLMAO! Good luck with that cus 2.5mb upload is way to slow for me…..

Fucking morons!

P.s. my neighbor has recorded each and every one of you dumb mother fuckers! yall really need to work on those duh faces you make while behind the wheel…..

The best so far were the Mexicans park In Front of the house yesterday! ROFLMAO!

The thing…

by RoachKiller

About old hippie chicks! When they’re talking to you, you don’t know whether they’re hitting on you or trying to throw you good vibes……

Would you……

by RoachKiller

And your friends like to borrow some paper towels? Cause if you don’t wipe all that water off your backs, INS is gonna come in and cage you……

2 things…..

by RoachKiller

1 someone used the shitter and used no paper afterwords! So someone is running around the warehouse with a shitty ass!

2 I am sick as fuck!

Don’t know…

by RoachKiller

What to tell you princess! I did my 19 stops today while puking and blowing my nose! I left an hour late like everybody else and I got back at the same time like most people!

So my guess princess is, it’s your fucking problem not mine……

Oh, the new…

by RoachKiller

Hot road? Yeah I never told the story. Sticker price was 36,000 and change. Then the add-ons that were included was another thousand dollars.

So they dropped the price to 28,000. Then I added the eight year warranty and the windshield warranty. By the time everything was done my actual price was 31,000 for the new car! Including the $5000 for the eight year warranty and the three or five year windshield warranty……

So in my book that was like a trifecta win!

Now I know….

by RoachKiller

What’s going on! I just found out who does this run on Wednesday! That explains everything…..

That might also explain why my reefer was off this morning like it should be. Then when my papers finally arrived. It was magically turned on…..

Ya gotta love incompetent little twats, huh?

Oh lady…..

by RoachKiller

Trust is earned! Never given! And I sure the fuck ain’t gunna take your word for it……

That’s exactly what someone who plans on betraying your trust says, “ you can trust me!”

Should be….

by RoachKiller

The end of the weed stash! 3 bags of loaded carts and a buttload of bags of empty containers!

Finding 3 was enough. Finding anymore won’t surprise me…..