You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

Watch a grown man cry? Watch me after a long ass day. Almost to the car and I realize I still have the truck keys in my pocket!

Wich means the hike back from door 2! Then back up the stairs! I cried a little going back up this stairs today! 😉

Twas a long ass day and I think I ran over a calf! Went back to find it and it was no where…..

Dunno but that cow catcher works fantabulous!

Dude like totally…..

by RoachKiller

I delivered up at this place today that was exactly like quartzite during the summer!

They have an annual swap meet where all the vendors set up roadside! Literally roadside!

100’s of people walking the line was a challenging maneuver! yet oddly when I arrived to unload. The Red Sea of cars in the parking lot, parted. Wich allowed me a simple security guard aided back into the dock!

I only ran over 2 old ladies on scooters and a snouzer…. Luckily the snouzer lived!

Yo…..

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Mcgrubber! We do the exact same fucking job! You do it 6 -8 pallets at a time! While A’s do it 18 – 20+ pallets a day!

Same stupid, different day…..

Well that…..

by RoachKiller

Was an eventful day! Started out by fixing the front license plate mount on the hotrod!

Couldn’t find a 1/4” spacer at the hardware store. I did however find a 1/4” rubber furniture foot that fit perfectly. At the hardware store! 🙂

I then proceeded to install the all glass led bulbs I bought at Costco for the bathrooms!

Other than the fact Crissys 2 hour long steam sessions rusted the fixture. I need to decide whether to replace or paint it? Cus honestly it really fits that bathroom…..

Those bulbs throw off a really nice soft white so I ended up putting them in both bathrooms!

Then I liked what I was seeing so much. I went back to Costco and bought the can light led retrofits! For years I had put in 100w outdoor spot light bulbs into those cans. As that was the only thing that actually put off enough light!

These are 75 watts and honestly outshine the 100w….. fyi, that can on the far left! Yup that’s my new arch nemesis! I don’t know why but I can’t get that fucker tight against the ceiling!

That’s a battle for another day! 🙂

I did however throw out more of the x’s kitchen shit! 1 maybe 2 more garbage days and I’ll have an actual clean kitchen! Yay!

I’m sorry princess…..

by RoachKiller

Am I taking all the hard work? No empty pallets in…..

But ya gotta admit the show of incompetent assholes and slackers is about the same! They stick together like skin heads at a romper stomper party….

Ya gotta love the show they put on don’t ya? God damn it’s better than bing watching the erotic network…..

Aww dude really…..

by RoachKiller

Princess, a term of endearment I call my kids and old dudes like you!

Don’t be mad I’ve spent the last 30 years working around, with or near the crème de la crème of incompetent assholes like you!

Be mad I know exactly how to deal with incompetent assholes like you…..

Ttfn…..

It’s nice…..

by RoachKiller

To see you and your friends will always have a job in the hotel / motel, jack shack floor mopping and gas pumping industries!

Praise sweet baby Jesus for that, aye…..

Oh yea…..

by RoachKiller

With the new glass top stove . I had to go with all-clad and legend cookware! As long as it has a smooth bottom. It doesn’t matter! I also know I have no intentions of buying cookware anytime again in the future!

So I did it once and plan on forgetting about it, forever! What’s funny is I was at Costco and the hexclad demo booth was there.

They wouldn’t even give me the time of day! Ya snooze ya loose, losers…..

Oh and spend a few bucks to find a cover for your glass top stove! I went with a high temp silicone baking sheet…..

Delivered to a….

by RoachKiller

Costco today and saw these sitting on the receiving desk! So as my insoles on my work boots are heavily worn. I figured I would go grab a set!

$150 later, a years supply of buttwipe, paper towels, pork ribs, spaghetti sauce, lightbulbs etc! Oh and these new insoles…..

Oddly the foot pain is actually coming from my heal! Imagine that! Either way an addition to what’s already there is in order!

So I’ll drop these in and let you know tomorrow if they are worth the $20 a set of 2…..

Anyone else love Costco? I mean where else can you almost get run over in the parking lot? Almost run over in the store? Then almost run over walking back to the car? All while toting and over abundance of shit you rarely need….. 🙂

If you are……

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Going to the airshow in McMinnville today? I just thought I would pass along the cluster fuck has already begun! We’re talking 10 miles easy and it’s 11:30 in the morning on Friday!

Tell you what….

by RoachKiller

I thought long and hard yesterday about your offer! Ask the girlfriend, she kept asking, “ what’s wrong?” All day!

Here’s the deal! You tell Porsche’a boy that I’ll slap my Subaru in sport mode and we can race!

If I win, I’ll do the tour! If I loose, I will stay home and bang the old lady every night! All while still writing for yall!

If he agrees the deal is final and as good as an honest handshake!

Either way mother fucker, you’re taking me for a ride in that new lambo! Comprende’?

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I knew that was you mother fucker! You were right behind me when I pulled into my drive! Next time stop by and say hello! cus I know the only reason your even driving down my street is cus of me! 🙂

Let dick heads be dick heads!

I definitely want a ride in your new Lamborghini! Nice color by the way!

See ya! Us poors gotta get to bed cus we ain’t rock stars like you 😉 ROFLMAO!

Hey vato….

by RoachKiller

When are you and the cholo brothers coming up from la’yyyy?

I have a few people you should meet! I have a few wanna b’s I want you to meet…..

Life goes on…..

by RoachKiller

Without you! Thank goodness I made sure to buy the longest warranty I possibly could on every appliance in the house!

A few days ago the induction blower motor took a shit along with the chemical sensor on the water heater!

Luckily warranty is still active! A new blower motor and chemical sensor is on its way! Unfortunately it only covers parts and no labor! 😉

I know….

by RoachKiller

I heard the same thing at Crete almost every day!

So I’ll be waiting for my “ your fired” talk any time soon…..