What a…..

by RoachKiller

Fucking day! Chains required over the mountain! You get down the mountain and take of your chains. 10 miles later the roads turn to black ice!

So my 3 hour ride turned into a 5 hour ride! Then another 5 hours back…..

Oh and don’t think it’s weird talking to the truck accident camera! You do what you gotta do to get the job done! If my brain ain’t occupied I’m getting sleepy…..

I can also…..

by RoachKiller

Tell I ate outside food! I’m sweeting like a pig today! Always happens when I don’t eat at home! It’s weird!

Welp, poop time is almost over! Time to get to doing what I do…..

What a pisser….

by RoachKiller

There was a guy who started here like 2 days before me! Always had some issue going on! Wrecks, being banned from customers etc!

I came into work today to find out he’s no longer here! Man, who the fuck am I gunna send pictures of my awesomely stacked pallets? That stay stacked when I get back to the dc?

I loved doing that shit! 😉 mainly cus i always helped him restack the boards….. well that and he was always asking me for a pic of the weekly schedule!

Welp I’ve been here 6 months and have moved up the chain of solitude by 4 people…..

Pictured is my most recent taunt! Sorry, bro…..

Hey toots….

by RoachKiller

With the evil you have brought down upon me! You haven’t the right to ask anything of me! Especially telling me I need to speak to you nicely!

Comprende’ bitch?

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

Taxes are so much easier when it’s just you!

I actually got a refund from both the state and feds!

I haven’t seen that in years! Years I tell you! Years!

It cost me…..

by RoachKiller

$43 bucks including a 5 dollar tip. To take uber from my house to pro caliber Indian motorcycle up in Vancouver wa to get my new bike yesterday!

But since my brother didn’t take me. I am now enjoying the pizza I promised him…..

Buuurp!

I’m telling….

by RoachKiller

Ya man! I’m finally getting pretty good at this truck driving thing! Not one pallet fell over in the twisty windy curves of the 150 miles I drove this thing!

Ha! I win! 😉

There ya go….

by RoachKiller

I just proved it’s a 7.5 hour turn on that drop and hook! Wich included my 30 minutes and 2 potty breaks with bullshit time at the yard!

Bwoop bwoop!

What I love….

by RoachKiller

Is everything I buy or look at you say “ sucks!” Is that jealousy or just stupidity?

I would make a great motorcycle cop! “ pull over asshole or I’m gunna shoot your fucking tires out….. “

See! 🙂

Get a….

by RoachKiller

Job asshole!

Admit it Tom! You miss me! 😉 I never had a dispatcher quit like him…..

Admit it, you miss my fight and my no nonsense bullshit! The give him the load and forget him way I did shit!

Now you’re stuck with newbie tards, geezers who don’t want to work and princess’ who are just sure they were ment to be truck drivers….

Bra……

by RoachKiller

As an added bonus to my day. Leslie is thinking about me I’ve had random Leslie hiccups all day! I got to help feed your family!

When you deliver to the Juvie halls, it’s not so bad when you go through the gates. But when you hit the the big person’s incarceration facility.

You go through those gates and they pretty much wanna know everything that’s in your pockets in the truck what size condoms you wear……

It’s like how are you supposed to say with a straight face, “I wear glow in the dark magnum condoms?”

It’s exactly like telling another truck driver you got 5 million accident free miles, or telling a guitar player you can play left or right handed! The reaction you get is never good……

Luckily, I didn’t have to go through the gateS.

I am far too pretty to be incarcerated. the fact, I didn’t know I was gonna be doing these stops today. I forgot my butt Chastity belt.

The only thing I can really say is business is good in the incarceration industry……