I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
What’s going on! I just found out who does this run on Wednesday! That explains everything…..
That might also explain why my reefer was off this morning like it should be. Then when my papers finally arrived. It was magically turned on…..
Ya gotta love incompetent little twats, huh?
Costco stuffed peppers with marinara!
To top it off it will be coated with fresh Parmesan!
Trust is earned! Never given! And I sure the fuck ain’t gunna take your word for it……
That’s exactly what someone who plans on betraying your trust says, “ you can trust me!”
The end of the weed stash! 3 bags of loaded carts and a buttload of bags of empty containers!
Finding 3 was enough. Finding anymore won’t surprise me…..
All broken Amazon fans and riding gear that didn’t fit, returned!
A semi upper level bossman, give me some damn good advice yesterday! His advice Was this, “fuck um!”
That is exactly what I needed to hear and who I needed to hear it from…..
Fuck um!
If you see a known sex offender and his sex offender spouse. Heart down the street from a school well beyond the 500 foot limit. Are you supposed to call the cops?
Cause I damn well know the old man in the gold pick up truck both him and his spouse are registered……
Has my lawyer contacted your lawyers yet about the harassment and stalking charges? Cause you know there’s gonna be a massive civil lawsuit, afterwards……
That’s something you should think about considering your friends can’t even afford insurance for their fucking cars……
I love? Is the fact I offer to drag my class a out to assist your c-class ass on your run.
I get all the way out there and you don’t even have the courtesy to answer your phone or text saying, “ I’m good or almost done or I got it!”
Nope you leave me out there going “ what the fuck?”
With that said, don’t ever plan on me offering to assist you again!
Ofcourse unless it benefits me…..
Can see! The time allotment is all bullshit! That would end this run at 19:30 tonight…..
What cool about being OTR for 30 years and having 5 million accident free miles?
I have literally been everywhere! You say it, I’ll go yup!
Understand! You tell me I’m late yet I’m within the delivery window.
Then I arrive early and you bitch about that! Starting to understand why I don’t give a fuck?
Claxton Georgia is where they make that claxton fruitcake! Best damn cake that would survive the apocalypse evar!
At Xmas time hostess distributes it! Fantastic shit how do I know? I hauled the shit and they gave me a couple cases to make sure ide deliver on time! 😉
I did and I ate very well for a month…..
How they look exactly the same….. huh?
Has officially been named! It is kamisori – kah-mee-soh-ree! The ofishal Japanese word for Razor…..
I know this little fish would be an exercise in spending money!
Including the un-named fish were $200 into this little bastard!!
Yet now he is in a proper tank with proper accoutrements….. minus the floating jellyfish! I thought those were cool…. He just needs a hiding rock or log…..

He’s just a wee bit mad! 😉
I’m once again being stalked by Mexicans again! No wonder so many of you are deported or imprisoned!
Mind your own fucking business! Cus you wrecked it! Not me puta…..
My 19 stops and 360 miles today ! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!
Good thing they had me start an hour later than usual! I had zero.zero keys!
Added bonus, they double stacked 3 stops on top of a pumpkin bin. For 3 stops after the pumpkin bin! 😉
Oh and I found a box I needed inside one of the pumpkin bins for 2 stops back!
Other than that, Twas a piece of cake day! Praise sweet baby Jesus! I only had 2 customers bitch about the “ usual” driver! ROFLMAO!
Even a gentile can do this run…..
I’m doing just fine!
Fucking hilarious! Now that all of my old pay stuff has been hooked to the new companies pay stuff you just realized that I wasn’t lying, huh?
I was really making $120,000 a year at Crete! How else do you think I would drive 3,500,000+ miles in 23 years if I wasn’t making any fucking money?
I feel sad for you and anybody that was stupid enough to listen to you…… Fucking morons!
It also makes me smile to know that that’s illegal. I never gave you permission to look at my past with a previous company pin head……
I hear mediation calling…..
See you and your old lady again, Gramps! You’re still stuck in the same situation, huh? You’ve changed companies cause you weren’t making any money, and you’re not making any money at the new company……
Did you ever think it might not be the company that’s the problem?
But I’m guessing that handheld showerhead that you have on that bucket is working good cause you didn’t smell bad today! Last time I smelled you, you smell like me at the end of my shift on a hot day…