Oh man….

by RoachKiller

That was a fun ride! Went to go buy some heirloom tomatoes I delivered yesterday, today!

Hopped on the bike and headed that way! Got lost, ended up in estacada! Turned around, got lost again and finally ended up in boring!

Luckily the place was still open! Scored these lovely heirlooms and came home.

All while realizing I just rode 45 miles to no where…..

Yall gotta get one of these bikes! Even when I was getting pelted by flying insects. What a blast!

To top a wonderful day of work, riding and life! I will be cooking on this stove for the very last time! Yes, come in a few days. The new stove will be installed and life goes on!

Man what a great day!

Did you know…..

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That according to prison records. People like you are always the first to get shanked and turned into my prison wife…..

Question….

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Have any of yalls sex offender cases been sealed or are they public info?

I got an idea to shut up stupid people real fast like…..

Added bonus….

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1 more plant and I will have the front porch perfect! I’m thinking some potted bamboo would tie that all together well! 🙂

Maybe even a year round poinsettia style plant! With nice red leaves…..

I will pay….

by RoachKiller

$60 to help keep the girlfriend cool and looking through her window. Wich gives her a bit of solace in the place in wich she lives!

Besides I’m 4.77 m deep! I don’t think dropping $60 will hurt much!

FYI, I had the ac set to 74. I just upped it to 75 degrees! With this tower fan blowing. I’m still cold….. eeeks!

Oddly on this beautiful hot summer day. I’m not feeling well! I got the gurgles, and feeling a bit qweezy! I think the dog and I are gunna lay on the couch and watch movies today! 🙂

Here is…..

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What I can tell you about the smoke in southern Washington! Up by rainier it looks a lot like the Smokey mountains! Low distance visibility, a bit of snot and a tiny bit of itchy eyes!

So basically what I felt was like hitting the 1st truck route on I-5 out of castaic ca….

Not to bad, yet…..

Only time….

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I water my lawn is when it’s about to die. Or I’m getting ready to throw down some hardcore fertilizer…..

Nah, I capped off the in ground sprinklers years ago! Wasn’t worth the hassle or the money….

Other than on a few occasions. I have no reason to water the lawn…..

Omg….

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Snagged a few of these from work today! I was wondering why I hoof so much of this stuff! This is honestly the best fucking apple juice I’ve ever had!

Not to sweet and not to bitter! Would taste excellent with alcohol….

If you……

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Have actually been driving for more than two weeks. You would know why I put my arm up when I cross in front of a truck with a person sitting in the driver seat. I don’t give a fuck how tall you are I don’t give a fuck how bright your clothes are. That tired motherfucker behind the wheel probably still won’t fucking see you

Yeah, not once have I had an asshole tried pulling out when I was walking in front of him with my fucking arm in the air. Think safety, you dumb, motherfucker……

The un-documented…..

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Cabbage has been found and sent back to the cooler for detention!

There was nothing ment by it other than this cabbage was not invoiced for this store. Lol, but that was the only term I could think of…..

They get 2 deliveries a week. So I’m sure it might not have been me who delivered it! 🙂

Damn ladies……

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You must really piss somebody off cause you got another monster, tall pallet…

Likely you still have a ladder that works just fine……

In between…..

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The actual masseuse and the girlfriend! Yesterday was a feel good massage therapy day!

Today is a, I’m sweating oil day! I’m glistening….. ROFLMAO!

Ready to go…..

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Piñata heads?

I’ll keep bashing until all the wonderful candy filing come flying out of those ignorant, moronic skulls of yours…..

Do you….

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See why this happened? Had nothing to do with me! I’m not mad I had to wait 2.5 hours to leave! I didn’t hit any corners to hard or fast…..

The reason why I had to restack that pallet was cus of those bottom 2 layers…..

As to how I got them to accept that? Dunno, maybe it’s my awesome personality……

Or maybe it was my dedication to making sure the customer was happy! Before I left…..

OU…..

by RoachKiller

Bore the fuck out of me. If that was your big hack, I feel sorry for you…… Everyone knows, systems are powered and communicate. Everyone also knows that if it’s on the same network, all you have to do is send a false signal.

It’s not fucking rocket scientist fucking TWIT!

Just promise me you and people like you always wear a condom when you’re having sex with whatever stupid motherfucker that fell for your bullshit. That way there’s no chance of another asshole like you being allowed on this fucking plan…… Now scurry back to your fucking a hole and do whatever it is ignorant moronic cockroaches like you do.