Check out……

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The homeless dude riding by on a stolen city bike! We don’t have bike rentals around here. We have Scooter rentals. So that was obviously a stolen city bike or whatever bike rental shit they have downtown Portland……

I dunno….

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Princess! Maybe you and the rest of the slackers are right! maybe I’m not no goods at any of this truck driving bullshit…..

NOT, ya fucking losers!

Oh princess…..

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I would highly take a step back and look at your batch of stupid!

Cus from my view, you definetly ain’t getting the best of me, boy….

But thanks for throwing that 25lb bag of onions into that box! Made hand trucking it so much easier…..

Well guess what…..

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I had a big ole slab of pork steak, pot roast and cubed beef I had to either use or toss!

So with that said, I’m pulling another batch of my Japanese whiskey chili!

Overly meat heavy, but like I said…..

See you tomorrow little crockpot…… mmmmm!

Has the usual,

Shallots, onion, ( added some mushrooms before they went bad too! ) jalapeno ( de-seeded )!

That’s about it besides my beef bullion stock, water, tomatoe paste and I used frenches chili seasoning packet this time!

Also added 2 shots Japanese whiskey ( santory son! ), tablespoon liquid smoke, 2 tablespoon a1 and my fav bbq sauce, spicy brown mustard and a small squirt of lime juice…..

Previously soaked Pinto with unsoaked black and red beans…..

Just typical

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Just fucking typical! All you ladies and gents need to close your trailer doors at Enfield!

There’s a black squirrel running around doing some sketchy shit……

Ya know…..

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I dig my job! Yea it’s a grind like everything else! Some of the people, ofcourse are twats! Yet I still show up and do my bestest every day!

After yesterday and today! I do not want to see or hear a school recess, or lift a 40 – 50lb box of fruit. For said kids at recess. Atleast for 34 hours! 😉

Now that’s funny…..

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All day customers have been saying, “ it’s nice to see someone finally get here early!”

But I’m confused cus don’t you have only the best of the best on this run?

Never mind, I’ve been hearing g that same shit all week on all the runs I’ve been doing…..

See…..

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I know it’s hard to tell but I did your special run today! It’s also difficult to know that I did not put any new dents, scratches or dings in this ride!

I’m sure you’re familiar with all of them! You did them right? 😉

I mean it does have 93.000 miles on it and just as many issues…..

Just kick back…..

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And watch the show! Right now the princess’s are trying to assert their dominance!

Don’t worry, they will eventually crumble! They always do!

So in the mean time, just kick back, watch the show and realize you’re far better than any of them…..

What’s wrong…..

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Pookie? Don’t have the balls to actually steal the car? That is your intentions right? Only logical thing I can think of!

Either way I would highly recommend growing a pair……

Havent even….

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Even made it ipstairs at work this am and I’ve already been told to “ fuck off” once this morning!

ROFLMAO! I shit ye not!

The signs that you really are that good…..

Welcome to……

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Philadelphia!! Or maybe I’m in South Chicago? Or maybe I’m fucking stuck on the loop in Atlanta! Yeah that’s it. I gotta be stuck on the fucking loop in Atlanta in rush-hour…