Aww yes…..

by RoachKiller

The security cameras that were put in to keep an eye on my, at the time suicidal daughter!

Now I didn’t think anything of them. As they were there to just keep an eye on my kid while the wife and I were at work.

Only time they were actually ever checked was when they went off at times they shouldn’t have! Or if one of the exterior doors opened, etc….

Well since I’ve been single and living in this big house all alone. I have heard a female voice come over the speaker on the camera twice! Recently just this week.

So a while back we did a little fixing to the firmware and found that the camera on the left has 2 tunnels coming off the stream! 1 going to amazons servers. While the other going to a previously unknown ip!

While the other is constantly being pinged!

So with a little reworking of the latest firmware. We managed to execute some extra code Wich would turn on any and all “ future “ stream requests, @localhost camera and microphone!

we really didn’t get any true hits until recently! when I reworked the base station firmware and set them both up on the server!

That’s when the amount of vocal data we received was worth its weight in gold!

So now we can not only prove origin but we can prove intent!

Hey I’m a horny dude! A quick wank for extra criminal charges against the offenders is fine with me! ROFLMAO!

It will give them something to think of when bubba and yullonda are having there way with them in prison!

And when they are explaining to there families why they lost the house, cars and retirements…..

Anyhoot that’s the story about that! So if you see a video of me jerking off in my living room. Enjoy! You’re making me a very wealthy man……. With every giggle and haha! 😉

Matter of fact I was wanking when I took this picture…..

Fuck if I know…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t give a shit either! I ask a question and if one of the balled dudes says text the boss. I do just that!

Remember, I’m new and I just do what I’m told! I’m not smart enough to figure anything out……

See ya!

About fucking….

by RoachKiller

Time! It’s only like 4 days after you said it would be here!

Use this for identification or criminal confirmation if I die in a fire’ry truck wreck or am accused of stealing something…..

The snow is that deep! Slick as fuck and I deserve a huge fucking raise for this…..

Well, damn……

by RoachKiller

I’m feeling 10 times better tonight! Had a doctors appointment today. Scribed some new antipsychotics! No, I don’t need them for me. They help keep people like you from bothering me! Happy face.

No seriously she prescribe some new more of a localized muscle relaxer for my shoulder cause it’s been tightening up lately. It’s still 10 times better but it’s still a little iffy.

And from now on I do all of my doctors visits online! No more calling, getting in an appointment with my schedule changing and I have to fucking cancel it. None of that bullshit!

on a good note, im not groggy. I’m not tired. I actually have a little bit of energy in between yachting.

Was shocked I spent that much money on fucking groceries today but in my defense $40 of that was batteries and dog food, but there were so many killer fucking deals at Fred Meyer today I couldn’t pass them up! I got some nice fucking steaks for cheap, fresh breakfast sausage and fresh bratwurst so hell yeah I spent the money.

Yeah, I’m going with this old-school voice app I wrote a while back to see if it’s still works? so I see that instead of yawn it put yachting.

Parole ( rolling ) on floor laughing my ass off.

Don’t be…..

by RoachKiller

Saddened by my mild mannered beutifity! Be saddened I shave my beard and look 10 years + younger…..

The other question of the night is, do I like raspberries? They are from one of my fav brands’ “ limited edition!”

Yup! I like raspberry’s……

If you take a bite of a chocolate crunch bar and insert a raspberry, chew and swallow! It’s delicious……

Hey lady…..

by RoachKiller

I’m gunna go bar hoping tomorrow all while grabbing something to eat! You’re welcome to join me! you don’t, you don’t! Just throwing that out to the universe and see what bites…..

I’ll be starting at that little dive bar up by the house! You’re welcome to join me if you like…..

Remember, you know if you do. We will end up fucking! Cus you for sure know you love my cock!

Not to big, not to small! Not to long, not to short! Your exact words were, “ it’s a perfect and beautiful dick!” Oddly, there’s other ladies that agree with you 100%…..

ROFLMAO! I’m just repeating what you said! 😉

Oh and I might be in a loaner car! All the idiot lights on the hotrod are dashing up. So I’ll have to take it in…..

Around 7 – 8 is when I will leave! All depends on how tired I am and when I get hungry! And no I’m not talking about Wichita pub……

Nope…..

by RoachKiller

They didn’t fix jenn’ay! She still warbles like a drunk whore at a biker bar…..

Oh and hill billy jack! Notice none of my pallets are dumped over…..

Well, lady…..

by RoachKiller

Stop telling me you live nearby. How about you get off your ass and come over and we can discuss it face-to-face!

Otherwise, move along I don’t have time for your fucking nonsense…..

Can you imagine…..

by RoachKiller

The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?

When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?

Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?

ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂

It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!

I went home…..

by RoachKiller

And passed the fuck out! Right after I made this and did a couple other things!

I haven’t gone grocery shopping so I can finally force myself to eat what I already have!

Thus explains this…..

Oddly, the butternut squash and cheddar dog mix was actually damn good!

I never realized how good of a cook I really am! Ya snooze ya loose ladies…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

I sent a couple of my work shirts to be cleaned through the companies uniform service! I went to pick them up yesterday and I can honestly say. They look dirtier now than they did when I sent them in!

ROFLMAO!

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

I have one spot open this am! I didn’t have to throw chains at all today so I’m back early!

You must be mocking on my door by 0800 to qualify! First come first serve…..

Praise…..

by RoachKiller

Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a there and back! I’ve thrown chains 4 times in the last 2 days with maybe 2 more times today!

Me, it’s taking a toll! Oh I will get use to it but god damn! Like people who had to adjust to night shift. This much manual labor is living my ass!

Well that and it was so windy I was awoken to a wind burst that I swear ripped the roof off the house….. 😉

I have also decided that if you come to my house. Unless you’re a relative or a close family member. Anyone entering the house must remove all clothing upon doing so! It’s a new bongo club law I recently enacted! 🙂

Well….

by RoachKiller

Yall ready to do it again today? This will be another high octane, caffeine induced day of throwing chains……

Had a can of baked beans for dinner to entertain myself on today’s drive! Your welcome!

FYI, that is the greatest thing harbor freight ever sold!