And we’re off…..

by RoachKiller

Just watching the show the creepy old fucks are puting on today! What’s hilarious is when you start recognizing said creepy old fucks! d

idn’t you drive for Shaffer? Ain’t you an owner op who is way over opinionated? You, you’re just a cunt I’ve seen around town…… so on and so forth!

But since I got yall there. I highly recommend these from sees candies! Sooo good!

Shopping complete….

by RoachKiller

Shorts and a new Levi’s work jacket! I’m golden for atleast like a week or so…..

I had to go all the way down the street to the new happy valley mall! ( still making me giggle! ) to jcpenny’s to get that jacket! Half price at $80 with zero.zero sales tax doh!

Next stop some candy from my fav candy joint and homeboy is golden!

Much better…..

by RoachKiller

Had to drop my shorts 2 sizes but I now have 4 pairs of shorts that fit!

Woo hoo!

Oh and be careful at Kohl’s Clackamas! There was some creepy white haired fuck in the fitting rooms!

I actually was kinda hoping he would do something stupid! I’m in the mood to fuck some shit up!

We will do…..

by RoachKiller

That French restaurant and bar I’m dying to try next weekend!

I finally found someone at my level who confirmed they are both excellent places to eat and drink!

So reserve that babysitter now! It’s a 1 hour ride there and back!

We can do that social club / speak easy anytime! It’s like down the street basically!

Tonight is….

by RoachKiller

The big slab from saylers and a couple Red Bulls and crown!

Mwa!

And maybe a tattoo! I’m already getting the itch and I don’t start finishing my sleeve until next month….. who wants to go? Say ahhhhhhhh!

How is it……

by RoachKiller

You live in the same area and never been or even know of any of these restaurants I’m talking about?

It’s like, I can tell you every place within 5 miles of where I live! wtf?

Or is it, I’m just way the fuck out of your league?

Tonight’s dinner…..

by RoachKiller

A Kobe beef burger! Topped with cooked onion, Gouda cheese and Black Forest ham! All on an onion roll with my usual cocktail of burger sauces!

With a side of como bread with Brie cheese and real fucking butter!

Not to mention that kicken crab salad!

Buuuurp!

Wow….

by RoachKiller

Those are really crispy and good! impressive feat for a vegan, gluten free cookie!

I will also say if I die of food poisoning it was probably from these….. 🙂

These too are good!

When did….

by RoachKiller

My neighborhood become the walking track for the white trash and the random geriatrics? Did an aarp/prison bus roll over somewhere or something?

I’ve been watching the front camera for the last hour and I’ve actually seen 3 people who live in this neighborhood and least 20 who I’ve never seen before! ROFLMAO!

Sad part is I have a privacy fence! And these cunts still want to talk to me through it! ROFLMAO!

What the fucks wrong with you people?

Sorry ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Change of dinner plans! A big ole pork rib. Pan fried and sauced with sticky honey bbq sauce. Teriyaki fried onions with Brie como bread. Topped with a store bought seafood salad with real lobster!

Fucking mmm mmm good!

Oh and princess…..

by RoachKiller

Your not setting of my smoke alarms! They are advanced enough that sending a signal like that to a lot device just sends a fault!

No alarm rings! I just get an alert from not only my firewall but my alarm system telling me your there and your trying to set off the fire alarm!

When I said years ago! You don’t have access to anything I don’t give you! I wasn’t fucking kidding you fucking geriatric retard…..