I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
That’s fucking killer! A lamb based pho’ with onion and peppers! Not to mention the steamed pork and bamboo chute balls!
Omg! I used frozen udon noodle in a fresh beef soup with smoke, worcheshire sauce, wine, lite soy sauce and some Japanese whiskey!
That is the best fast noodle I evar make!


Princess? In a matter of a few weeks I figured out how to make a candle that will either look like a sunrise or a sunset while it’s burning!
Oddly I’ve already sold the design and color combinations to accomplish just that!
Don’t be sad, I didn’t share the secret with you until after the fact! ;(
Awwww, lying worthless thieves like you don’t deserve a freebie!
Mwaaa, suckers!
To get there fucking chow on?
Have a wax face imprint of their dead grandpa’s face? or am I the only one?
Like I said, my grandma’s last art pieces she did were in wax! Vera jean…..

I need to mop the floors again! I really got to hire that maid service! Once a month to clean the toilets showers and mop the floors!
Everything else I can do. But maintaining 3 bathrooms by myself is kinda a weekend excursion on top of everything else I gotta do this summer! Grrrr!
Anyhoot, what do any yall know about bamboo flooring? I’m thinking since the builder installed linoleum is coming do for replacement?
The house is already set up for hardwood flooring. The original owners didn’t install it. Since all the major prep work is pre-done it’s definitely an idea!
( ie…. The door jams are already about an inch taller….. )
But I bought some bamboo planking a while back for shelving and love the texture and durability! I’m thinking of maybe putting that same water proof bamboo in all the rooms with linoleum?
I really don’t like tile idea except In the showers! I do know I want a massive claw tub in the kids old bathroom! Or even removing the master bath shower and putting in a claw tub….
Yet I want a completely water proof flooring like bamboo without the pain in the ass work of tile…..
I’m not a clean freak but I do love me some cleanliness without the work…..
Oh and I already have the plans to replace all the doors in the house with glass doors! Like old school business offices? Puting the kids names on them etc etc…..
Mrs. Leslie B – school teacher
Ms. Carrisa B – gas station attendant
Mr. Lawrence B – gods gift to truck drivers, crypto consultant, and internet brainiac…..
So on and so forth! 🙂
For the orange blossom mocha!
This has been a most excellent cheat weekend! No I’m not on a diet I’m just kind of watching what I eat! Kinda! 🙂

I have zero.zero need for a kemper head! I do however have a need for a really big kemper pedal!
Stay tuned……
No cooking ideas today! Dominos has $9.99 7 topping pizzas!
I’m gunna get my chow on…..
Just watching the show the creepy old fucks are puting on today! What’s hilarious is when you start recognizing said creepy old fucks! d
idn’t you drive for Shaffer? Ain’t you an owner op who is way over opinionated? You, you’re just a cunt I’ve seen around town…… so on and so forth!
But since I got yall there. I highly recommend these from sees candies! Sooo good!

Shorts and a new Levi’s work jacket! I’m golden for atleast like a week or so…..
I had to go all the way down the street to the new happy valley mall! ( still making me giggle! ) to jcpenny’s to get that jacket! Half price at $80 with zero.zero sales tax doh!
Next stop some candy from my fav candy joint and homeboy is golden!
Had to drop my shorts 2 sizes but I now have 4 pairs of shorts that fit!
Woo hoo!
Oh and be careful at Kohl’s Clackamas! There was some creepy white haired fuck in the fitting rooms!
I actually was kinda hoping he would do something stupid! I’m in the mood to fuck some shit up!
Something, something, something’s are da bomb after a killer dinner! Buuurp!
Told ya I was fucking hungry! As usual it was fucking GREAT!


When you’re ready to play with the big boys look me up! Until then, crawl back into that fucking hole in Wich you crawled out of! Comprende’?
Is fucking wicked good! It’s called a chocolate martini!

That French restaurant and bar I’m dying to try next weekend!
I finally found someone at my level who confirmed they are both excellent places to eat and drink!
So reserve that babysitter now! It’s a 1 hour ride there and back!
We can do that social club / speak easy anytime! It’s like down the street basically!
Something new next week and will have this whole weekend off! Yip yip!
The big slab from saylers and a couple Red Bulls and crown!
Mwa!
And maybe a tattoo! I’m already getting the itch and I don’t start finishing my sleeve until next month….. who wants to go? Say ahhhhhhhh!
You live in the same area and never been or even know of any of these restaurants I’m talking about?
It’s like, I can tell you every place within 5 miles of where I live! wtf?
Or is it, I’m just way the fuck out of your league?
I don’t speak dumbass! Something about Ibanez? What about them?