What a day…..

by RoachKiller

I start my day with a dead battery in the truck! An hour later I get to leave! Do my first couple stops and get to one that says it has 3 pallets!

I start running them off. I have 2 pallets! Where’s the 3rd? No one knows! soils another 30 minutes tearing apart the load….

So I go over my deliveries. None of them were unsupervised at the receiver. Hmm, then I’m looking at the pallet and I’m like what happened to the rest of it?

Ended up being the usual run. Lots of shorts, lots of….. anyhoot, had a blast!

God damn….

by RoachKiller

Luckily I paid attention when I was at the Jose mangen school of taco bending

I’m getting good at this cooking thing! Yesterday’s bbq’d peppers, leek and steak! On a soft tortilla with a sour cream and bbq sauce, sauce…..

So fucking good!

Everything warmed back up except the leeks Wich adds a nice mellow onion crunch!

15 more minutes….

by RoachKiller

And I’ll be eating 1 hell of a meal! Ya snooze ya loose…..

The steak, peppers and leek I’ll let cool and prepare for tomorrow’s meal!

I will be devouring those ribs and tatters tonight! Mmmmmm!

Oh and this little packets of steak. Those are cooking in taco seasoning and extra virgin olive oil….. stay tuned for those…..

I’m a man…..

by RoachKiller

Ofcourse I’ll fire up the grill to make myself some bbq ribs and a couple potatoes!

Along with steaks for tomorrows tofu and steak tacos…..

Low slow burn to make it oh so yea….. lump charcoal made of hardwood has opened my bbq skills up budy…..

This car…..

by RoachKiller

Is cool and all but I keep forgetting to turn it off when I park! When you put it in park the car goes into electric mode. I forget! Luckily when I hit the lock doors on the fob it beeps like 400 times and turns itself off…..

These are cool…..

by RoachKiller

And feel great! And m shocked for $50 they are sued with whatever that checkered material is! Cool beans! 😉

Oh this week it’s 6-7? Fuck if I know last time I knew it was the Macarena…..

I don’t have kids in school anymore so the current slang bullshit is unknown to me….

Well the blue ones match my bike so those are for that. The red ones I just thought were cool. The black ones I’ll definitely wear to fancy stuff! 😉

Oh fyi, wordpress strips geolocation on pics when I post…..

That was….

by RoachKiller

A mother fucker of a day! Ended up 19 stops and of those I had only been to 1 before!

It’s a cool run! The learning curve on the secret handshake is a tough one! Added bonus, the guy at the second to last stop said I was 30 minutes earlier the the previous driver! Bwoop bwoop!

And a hefty shout out to the lunch lady who braved it all and fingerprinted all the same boxes I did! Bravo lady! That was easily 2500 lbs of freight on that pallet…… 🙂

First day back…..

by RoachKiller

18 stops mother fuckers! So strap on your banana hammocks it’s gunna be a wild ride…..

Did I mention I have never been to any of these stops before! Seriously cinch down those banana hammocks tight!

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Get as highly disappointed as I do when you find out your trolls are just imbeciles with stalking techniques!

Sad, sad day! Maybe tomorrow I gain a new smarter troll/ stalker!

In his defense though atleast his old lady was wearing her cellulite well…..

She would make an excellent skin suit for buffalo bill…..

I have got…..

by RoachKiller

To stop cooking! This here Sghetti is just as fabulous as the last! Hot ( spicy ) Italian sausage with shrooms, yellow peppers, 1 de-seeded jalapeño, eggplant, leeks and these fancy gourmet onions I posted about earlier!

Since I used a spiral noodle I used half marinara and half that orange stuff pictured!

Turned out very good! Since I’m starting a new schedule <———-~(: pronounced shhhed-u-all!

I need that extra energy to pasta will provide later today…..

See ya!

I have…..

by RoachKiller

Owned planettransexual.com for a long fucking time! Before I owned it. It was a transexual online magazine!

As you can see I own a lot of fucking domains. Some I will eventually sell. Some I have to hold on to and some I own out of spite! 😉

While most like Lincolncity.net I will do something with as soon as I figure out what it is I want to do with it!

I’ve known a lot of gays over the years! But none I would take advice from on their sexuality journey!

I am not gay, nor do I want to be a woman! In a woman, yes! Sliding in and out of various womanly parts, yes! But physically a woman, no!

I do on occasion follow certain people’s looking for that right person who knows the scene and can honestly point me in the right direction on what to do with this domain…..

Basically they would run it after I built it! They would have to be a person I could trust and someone who lives the life! without making it there total identity…..

So before you freak the fuck out about me following a tranny or a gay dude! Mind your own fucking business puto! and yes, puto is the correct name in wich I wish to call you…..

What is up….

by RoachKiller

With you wack job women! I finally made it to a fucking burgerville!

I go In To order and the chick behind the counter has a Fargo accent! Seriously I thought I was up in North Dakota!

I asked the lady if she was from there? She said no, I’m like wow! I seriously feel like I’m in Fargo!

Then she proceeds to tell me about her husband! Like what the fuck? How did we skip from your accent to your husband?

And women wonder why they get treated like they do!

Don’t laugh…..

by RoachKiller

This is the first attempt at a 4egg omelet that actually flipped! 🙂 woo hoo!

Unfortunately or fortunately if your mika. Who managed to snag a piece of the 2nd hash brown before I could get it off the floor!

It turned out well!

4 eggs. With pepper and seasoning. Flipped and filled with shrooms and Brie cheese! Topped with a small squirt of that wonderful Polynesian sauce I found at Safeway…..

I’m a fat old man…..

by RoachKiller

Who’s been running the bend shuttle the last 1.5 months! Going back to routes is great but I’m now tired as fuck…..

I mean I might have been lucky in crypto to afford a $9 bottle of lemonade! Yet physical labor has eluded me….. 😉

What is up with….

by RoachKiller

You ladies and shaking your heads when you drive a car? Is that a mental form of masturbation or what?

Yall are as bad as the women up in Yakima! It’s like pay attention!