Of confidence and power…… so whoever you are, whom I just spoke with on the phone.

When you said you had good news. I was like hoping you were finally going to fire me! I mean 23 years of this nonsense is nonsensical, don’t you think?

Instead, you’re sending me another plaque’ and a jacket?

Of course I don’t know what to say! In my head I already had my truck packed and was thinking about where I was going to stop and get dinner on my way home!

I can appreciate the recognition, really I can. Yet the amount of plaques I have is ass-stounding!

Yet if you put my years of service on this jacket that’s totally gunna fuck up the slackers bullshit stories…. food for thought!

Any hoot, was just told I am the recipient of another slc major award! Well thank you! I appreciate it!

I won’t let it go to my head! I pinky swear! You still have to call me govna’ though…..

FYI, I don’t do company Xmas parties! Especially if they serve alcohol! Cus I know one of those fucking morons is gunna say something stupid!

The next thing you know, I’m breaking the beer bottle on the edge of the table and repeating slamming it into the 70 iq’ers heads…..

Merry Xmas, happy new year……