ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Yall are in the wrong neighborhood! Don’t yall live on the other side of the tracks? You know, down there in the slums of yuppy ville and lands of gentrification?

Anyhoot, just kicken back watching the friends of the pedo and the fake forensic computeroligist…..

Must be a Holliday week……

Anyhoot! Got plenty of wrapping to do! See ya!

Hey…..

by RoachKiller

I’m here, have been for a long time! Your having an issue you talk to me! If I don’t hear from you I’m guessing you’re fine and all is well!

Sorry to tell ya but unless you talk I don’t know your situation! Comprende’?

Don’t be…..

by RoachKiller

Laughing at me young lady! I’m not the one who was stupid enough to buy one those ford vega mustangs! You know, the ones that disintegrate on impact with anything…..

Believe me, I’ve seen many of them in pieces on the highway…..

Atleast we know natural selection is still a true thing…..

What’s the plan…..

by RoachKiller

For today? I’m gunna give 17 and 22 a spin! Put my big balls on the lawn for everyone to ogle!

Take pup pup for a walk, go grocery shopping! Maybe work on my omelette flipping technique so I don’t make scrabbled eggs again today!

Work on the studio! ( I got those 3 30” monitors I finally have to install On my desktop! )

Oh and buy a cheap vacuum with a hose attachment to suck the 1” of dust of all my shelf queen rc cars…..

Oh and make the bed! I promised someone I would send them a pic of how I finished my extremely comfortable and enjoyable bed! 🙂

Oh and maybe think of an idea on what to do with Lincolncity.net

Who you….

by RoachKiller

Trying to bully, brah? All these years and you still need me to be the big brain to power your stupidity!

Ouch for you! ROFLMAO!

Meanwhile I’m just doing my own thing and being loyal to the one who was loyal to all of you in your times of need!

I highly recommend yall crawl back into the holes in which you came from to never be seen again! Cus homeboy ain’t gunna be the big brain for any of you ever again! Comprende’?

I come…..

by RoachKiller

To the conclusion these trucks are driven by midgets with bad backs while I’m away! I’m telling ya!

What do I buy…..

by RoachKiller

For Xmas presents to my nieces and nephews? This year each get a handheld retro game thingy! While the family gets a build a gummy bear kit to do together!

While family outside my local gets a nice box of Godiva chocolate to share amongst each other….. simple, budget friendly and thoughtful!

Cus that’s how an uncle rolls! Brah!