I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Starting to think I’m going senile! I had a woman give me her number and asked if I would like to glitter bomb her!
I’m in the mood to glitter bomb but I can’t remember where I put her number! J
esus fucking Christ! I can’t remember if she wrote it down or I put it in my phone! I can’t fucking find it! Like wtf?
I’ve always been fucking cool! I still have my pager too! Wanna see that?


Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.
I think we did good!
Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!
Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!
Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!
What do you think?

And decided to fuck around with ai! All I wanted were the flickering candles! Instead ai gave the cherry blossoms a jizz drip! ROFLMAO! I had to leave it!
Considering what that 1 trick or treating mom said about it…..
This is living, buddy!
To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!
Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂
But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!
As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!
Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!
Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!
All the shit I bought at the first of the week, I’ll never get to!
So we got steak, ham, onions and shrooms! red baked potatoes are in the microwave! 4 minutes and they will be done!
All cooked in whatever was left of that box of wine I bought last time I was home! and smothered in teriyaki sauce and herbs!

I know I’m such a prick! I took a whole 10 minutes out of my life to make a home cooked meal!
Sadly I still have all those leftovers I can eat for another meal!

That’s like 5 meals for the price of 1! And I can be guaranteed we are eating good wholesome food! I’m such a bastard, huh?
I heart ducks! Qwack qwack!
#pnw
That’s your bio mom at your sisters 1st or 2nd birthday Party at I think at chucky cheese!
Any and all issues you might have nothing to do with me! chat that psycho bitch up and your bio dad if he’s not in prison for kiddie touching…..
And 2 more guitars to hang! Then almost ready to get the carpets cleaned! Lay down the new oriental rugs and homie is done with this room!
Oh and hang that new curtain rod!
Oh and I used donner wall holders this time! Same shot as string swing but a 3rd the price each! $27 for 6!
When you put them together, don’t cinch the collar down tight! Allow it to move! That way when you mount a guitar with an irregular headstock! The collar with move accordingly!


And for goodness sakes, get some good wall ankors! These work good and are the easiest to install……
Now to figure out where to hang those 2 guitars!
Of the 70’s bone smoker decorating! It really needs a weaved basket covering that plastic container…..
About having a 65” tv in your bedroom is……
You can watch tv and not need to wear your glasses!
All while laying in bed with your seriously clingy dog watching old nick cage movies!
FYI, Peggy sue got married really was a shitty movie! 🙂
She was a fender fan! Nope I told her to cuddle up next to her fav! ESP, fender, godin, Ibanez!
Welp Ibanez won! Now it could be cus I set it right next to her favorite sleeping spot…..
This Ibanez prestige tele is cool and all! That split box bridge always throws me off!
Going thru this stack of gear! Then I gotta hang 2 more guitars and dad is calling it a day!
What was taking so much time was finding which key fit which lock on each guitar! The shitty part of taking a guitar on the road! I have video after video of the slackers crawling into my truck fucking with my shit!
After I started locking them. The stupid stopped! Lately I just have video of the slackers crawling into the truck. Looking at my Elogs or my trip book!….
With that said, I have 1 guitar case to open! Yay! I’m pretty sure that’s an Ibanez prestige telecaster…..
Oh and that fender tweed case? Yea that was my anniversary fender telecaster with the roasted pine body…..

I was also shocked to find some of these others in the cases they were in…..


This wicked cool Gibson studio……
Named Les Paul 666….. special build Canadian release only! Les Paul 667 is a normal serial! That’s why we call it 667, the fake satan…..

666 looks like the guitar of a carpenter doesn’t it? While the fake satan 667 is all flashy and flamed mapled out….. 🙂
That was fucking good! I have never made tuna steak evar!

So I modified a simple apple juice and citrus marinade! To soak the tuna in! Damn good!
Ended up being a blackened tuna steak with a hint of sweet from honey. A hint of apple and citrus. With a nice zest of the Japanese santory whiskey my kid brought back from Japan!
Wow! Tastes nothing like fish! Nor did it taste anything like a can of tuna! Really fucking good!

The lobster tail I just baked with a pat of garlic butter. Wrapped in tinfoil in the oven at 375 for 5 minutes!
I would show you the potato but it’s still in the microwave…..
I switched from Splenda to flavored and sweetened creamer mixed with milk! Not one case of the Oregon trail yet!
I also get a small pot of water and almost bring it to a boil. Then drench the beans with that before filling the rest with filtered tap water at regular temp!
The higher temps does nothing to kill any mold that might have formed on the coffee beans. FYI!
The flavor taste has become more intense. While the strength remains the same! ( depending how much coffee I put in the filter! )
This batch I’m making special for my nephew who requested it earlier today!
My haul from the bbw store was a good one! $120 worth of fancy smelly shit for $60! bbw.com
The old lady got me hooked on this shit! It’s like good smelling crack or something…..
My neighbors across the way are an older black couple! Great neighbors!
I walked out yesterday to see the sheriffs were there! I was super worried, cus like I said they are good people!
Well today, Amazon delivered my package to them. So the lovely lady she is. She brought it over to me!
When she did I reminded her that if she ever needs help I’ll gladly do anything for them! ( that good of neighbors! I don’t know them at all! That’s how good of neighbors they are!)
I was worried someone broke into there place or something. So when she told me the issue I was relieved!
I wish them piece, love and good health…..
Feel much like cooking. I will not be able to top that stew any time soon!
Yet went to Freddie’s and scored a tuna steak and a lobster tail!
So the tuna will be brazed in an apple sauce while the lobster tail will be enjoyed in a garlic butter drizzle!
So that’s pretty much what’s for dinner tonight! Just think ladies. If you grew some initiate and walked up and said hello. You too could be eating what I’m making tonight….