I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Someday…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller It pisses you….
by RoachKiller Off doesn’t it? That I am as smart as I say! Added bonus, just as good too! Not to mention sexy AF!
That’s a crash by the way…..
You can still follow along over at easyravioli.com
My dog is….
by RoachKiller Not a fan of her new ty baby chew and throw toy! I too am disappointed in this but she is her own pup!
And I’m noticing today this dog is stacked and packed buddy! She is getting thicc without getting fat! I’m rather proud of myself! She and I have worked hard!
I’m not a……
by RoachKiller Shoving a femur up somebody’s ass like Stanley Kubrick!
I’m more of a “ I’m gonna fucking go all inglorious bastards on your ass with a baseball bat”, type of guy!
But luckily, after the last 30 years of driving a truck I have found inner peace. I don’t plan on releasing 30 years of road rage on anyone! As I don’t feel like doing the time! Unless you fuck with me first……
Comprende’?
Why yes….
by RoachKiller The light cord cap was on my trailer! I don’t know of any low rent shit bag that has the audacity to drop a trailer knowing that cap is broken or missing!
If the do they are a sub human pile of shit!
By the way stabbing yourself with that little spring hurts! FYI!
I would also like to mention, do you ever see a fellow long hair and think to yourself? What a worthless pile of shit that cunt is! You give good honest metal head long hairs a bad name, cunt?
Yes I just saw a white hair like that…..
Why am I……
by RoachKiller So fucking crotchety today? Cause every motherfucking pair of shorts I have is like 15 sizes too big. Even the pair of shorts I’m wearing now. I’m having to curl the top up over my belt. That way I don’t look like one of the fucking soggy bottom boys at the North Platte terminal!
I like my shorts 9 inch inseam, right above my knee! decently tight but not too tight! I fucking hate baggy shorts…..
How about you…..
by RoachKiller Finally put those useless flapping tongue to good use and lick the dingleberries out my ass crack?
You low rent shitbags! I’m tired of doing everyone else’s job except for the one I hired on to do!
Comprende’?
She is mad…..
by RoachKiller We went on a “ we can’t sleep long walk!” I told her if she could find the truck we would end it!
Well after walking by the truck 3 times. Circling the entire truck stop. I decided to pull the plug! My guess she can’t see blue….
She did however try a green prime truck and a beat to hell kenworth…..
I finally have…..
by RoachKiller Someone guarding the door against those big scary truck drivers who think I’m cute!
I tried hiring a lesbian but even she was scared of some of these dudes…..
Oh no, not that……
by RoachKiller I must be in so much trouble! Safety is sending me a 2 pound package, eekS
Now that would be……
by RoachKiller Pay-per-view gold! Two semi famous midgets, playing basketball against each other!
I would definitely pay $.99 to watch that…..
Let’s all send Keith Roth an email and get this done!
“WE WANT SEMI-FOMOUS MIDGET BASKETBALL AND WE WANT YOU TO BE ONE OF THE STARS!“
It’s the Colorado version of Fred Meyers! You say it like you only have 1 toof left….. king thoopers!
Sorry…..
by RoachKiller The tick TikTok’s where I’m sitting on my bed playing guitar in my bedroom. I was so mocking my future ex-wife!
I couldn’t get the crusty shiny look all over my skin, but I got every other mannerism down!
Then, after seeing her today, I was just sure that we could do this civilized. I’m finding I really don’t want to see her ever again! I even shockedmyself with that realization.
Oh the cockroaches…
by RoachKiller Oh, I’ve just been fucking with their batch of stupid on the social medias,! Ya know, the harassment by proxy deal they love to do!
but then we have the three slackers ringing my front doorbell! Hmmm!
Which by the way, the lawyer said excellent views. And he would really like to know why those three fucking slackers were stupid enough to be on my property.
No, I’m not in a bad mood at all. I’m just watching yall dig those graves even deeper. That’s all I can say man. Nothing to report back, it’s the same bullshit different day.
Shouldnt yall….
by RoachKiller Be at home collecting your welfare and ebt? I mean that is the only reason yall had kids right?
You got a lot….
by RoachKiller Of work cut out for you, boy!
Pulled in today…..
by RoachKiller Thinking I was late for my pick up! Come to find out my pick up is tomorrow! Luckily I’m such a nice guy the shipper asked, “ if you live load we will load you today?”
I never ever, ever, ever, ever say no to a gift like that! 😉
There is this…..
by RoachKiller Asian guy here sporting an Amish beard! If I can snap a pic I will! It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today and I just got done watching cartoons…..
Seriously, it’s a full on Amish beard! Fucking hilarious!
I don’t know what to tell you……
by RoachKiller I’m down 30 something fucking pounds. Every time I lose weight like this my middle and upper back start to fucking hurt when I drive too long.
If it was my lower back, I would know I’m under some sort of stress. But it’s not my lower back.
My guess is that when I take the dog for a walk and we do a longer than usual walk the muscles in my side starts to hurt and I’m thinking it has something to do with that
All I know is its uncomfortable!
Oh, and FYI, when I went to Aldi‘s yesterday, I bought three fresh peaches. Just to let you know it completely blew my system right out. I was gonna post a picture of the shit stacked above the water. But I figured that would be a little too much……
What’s that……
by RoachKiller Shit ball over in Philly flapping his fucking lips about now?
It’s OK……
by RoachKiller They haven’t figured out what I did 10 years ago, let alone yesterday. I’m pretty sure that they won’t even figure out in 10 years. What I did last week.!
It’s OK……
The posers…
by RoachKiller Are all upset that I keep posting pictures of pup pup! Or as I have started calling her today, the crotchety old lady with a big belly!
Rather than posting pictures or comments about the insanity of theirs that I’ve had to deal with over the day or a week. Cus if I don’t post where I’ve been or where I’m at. they can’t do it. You know those stalking charges and shit.
So more about Mika it is! She is 15 you know and that’s like 9 million years old in human years!
But I haven’t figured out what to do yet with her in the colder temps because her bed use to sit right in front of the espar vent.
And cus said pup pup is obviously a natural blonde. She has to sleep with me……
I hope she knows Dad‘s aim isn’t that great even when he’s sitting down to pee…..