If my…..

$55 investment hits $100 im cashing out and taking your old lady out for a steak and some nookie! matter of fact I’ll probably ask to have both at the same time!

I’m a busy man ya know!

Well all be…..

I almost escaped from la! Almost! Other than the cunt in the black Toyota 4 runner sporting the snorkel! Who oddly sat behind me in dense fog with his high beams on this morning!

Then the escape route from today’s shipper! That could have been bad for all involved! Yet, I pulled it off!

But then, when I hit the big road after escaping the shipper! A mother fucking car flies by me! I watch his plastic front end catch air then rip completely off! Narrowly missed that until the black skid plate rolls under his tire. Yip, came up and slapped me like a cheap whore I forgot to pay!

Luckily no damage was done! For him, cus that cunt sped away like a date who forgot her after morning pill at the glory hole!

( sorry, been a long ass day! Got no good euphemism’s to sport with this story….. )

Man, you………

Once proud trainers of the geezer persuasion. Who Would love to fat shame other drivers are now slowly turning into tubbies yourselves.

My how karma has that effect on Cunts!

You fat fucks really need to go on a diet!

You know, maybe if you fat fucks would stop stuffing your holes and spent more time training. Maybe your trainees would be better drivers? A thought to ponder……

Well, I’ll be damn……

I haven’t picked up at that place in years and from what I can see y’all fucked that up too. AnyWho, they blocked off all the fucking exit so you only have one way out now.

I made the mistake of asking another driver how the fuck I get back to the big road? That was a big fucking mistake!

Oddly, I somehow escaped without incident. I don’t know if that was a truck route or not, but I got the fuck out of there!

Now I was told hang a right out of the drive. Hang another right at the light. Go down about a quarter mile hang another right at the next lite. I’d only do that if you want to take out a fire hydrant!

What I would do is keep going straight go to the T hang a left of that light go down past the two schools. A GPS will take you from there.

Guess what they …..

Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!

Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!

And that……

Is why you’re a perfect match for that company Gramps! All the trucks are already wrecked, so shit they will never know what new thing you hit…..

Hey Pookie……

Are you and the rest of your crab infested ball sacks ready to roll? I’m enjoying the yellow paint festival. Y’all are leaving for everyone else to deal with……

If it wasn’t……

For sandwiches like this. Today would’ve just been a gloomy day.!

The farmer’s daughter theory has been blown out the window. Was hoping to see some hot farmers daughters! Nope! I’ve seen plenty going the other way, a couple three’s, fours and I think I might’ve seen a 5 1/2……

Culling of the souls…..

So here’s what I’m thinking, if your people are right and Christianity is the chosen religion? Not Judaism, Buddhism, Scientology, or even Muslim!

So assuming Christianity is the chosen religion, who do you think will go first when the souls are harvested? Do you think it will be Mormons? I mean, they do follow a book written by a false prophet?

Do you think it will be Jehovah’s Witnesses? Same bullshit concept as Mormonism but just fucking stupider!

See it is questions like this that caused me to denounce the religion I grew up with which was Baptist! I found out early on 99.9% of the people that are Christians are in my opinion piles of shit! But that’s just been confirmed daily from what I’v seen and dealt with out here on the road…..

Reading a bit…..

On this 1500’s prophecy about the last pope!

I’m just wondering but have all you evil mother fucking Christian’s come to the acceptance yet that you will soon be bowing to a new lord and savior?

My guess, y’all were figuring that you would be piles of shit in life, right up to before you die! Then repent shortly before you die?

Wich then according to your psychotic minds. Would allow you the chance at redemption to gods heavenly kingdom?

Yea, I’m thinking y’all will be taking turns sucking Satans dick!

God damn you people are some evile mother fuckers!

Praise sweet baby Jesus, amen! Roflmao!

Sorry bro……

I’ve been busy doing my own thing. I only keep track of a few of the seriously felony prone future defendants!

You’ll have to ask around to the rest of the future defendant I’ve been busy doing my own day so I don’t know what they’re doing’

My guess is there plotting more felonies I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

I mean you’re at the yard so just go inside and start talking to the future offended!

Hey hun…..

Do you think AI will be able to tell the difference between your fake accent and your regular voice??

I know my AI is able to decipher the difference and can actually match a voice with a person in the data base already!

So what I’ll do is over the next couple days is I will use that phone call. I just made to you and run that against the database of faces and voices. I already have! we’ll figure out exactly who I was talking to cause you’re Indian accent sucks ass, lady! Especially when you start out with an American accent…..