by RoachKiller I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:
Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..
by RoachKiller To know that the chain law was lifted, and I shall proceed as planned. Which is a good thing because my arm is hurting from washing my hair!
Call John really fucked that up with that TV in!
And I’ve been thinking about your accident, prone abilities, and I’ve come to the conclusion. You should take a month or two and stop wearing those self tinting glasses.
A little bit of research and I found out they never become truly clear there’s always a 10th. Now I have sunglasses for the day and a regular pair of glasses for nighttime and other various shit. I cannot stand the self tinting glass whatsoever.
My recommendation is to get yourself a prescription sunglasses and a pair of prescription regular glasses try for a few months. I’ll bet you your vision and clarity will improve 10.Fold
by RoachKiller Fender guy for reminding that strat is a fender ultra luxe with Floyd rose!
And thank you to the putts who posted the video of his blacked out hand tattoo! It reminded me why I will never get work done below my wrist!
I will eventually visit Japan and really don’t want to wear gloves along with a long sleeve shirt!
Side note, when you black out your arm. You really get a good idea of how light your arm hair is!
You slackers ready to roll? Let’s see if we can get over the rest of the mountains without throwing iron!
by RoachKiller That you wash your ass before you wash your feet, right? Especially if you’re using communal showers! Like a campground, gym, or truck stop shower!
You always and I mean always was your as second before washing your feet! And I always recommend using an iodine soap or wash!
Learn from my experience people!
And yes I’m naked taking this picture!
Side note, I finally got to wash my hair with both hands! Woot woot!
As my arm felt good enough to raise over my head today! Woot woot!
by RoachKiller Poop and pee!
Normally, I wouldn’t mention it, but we all know how you members of the scat Revolution love it when people talk dirty…..
by RoachKiller To figure out why over the last couple years I went out on a limb and purchased all the gear. I thought I might use in the future?
You thought guitar gear prices were bad now just fucking way…..
by RoachKiller The ass sniffers were exactly where you said they would be!
Oh you could tell there was no lack of drug addiction and child abuse in that bunch! Matter of fact, I do believe I caught a whiff of rapist on one of those geezers!
I haven’t crossed paths with a true rapist in a while but they oddly have a tinge smell of 90’s stripper perfume about them! An overly floral scent if you will…..
I can’t make this shit up brah…..
by RoachKiller Be happy to know that all the ibuprofen from the weekend has worn off! I can now officially tell you what I fucked up on my arm!
Luckily it’s slowly regaining strength! I was able to lift my arm enough to flip a cunt the bird!
Just doing my part to keep you up to date on this weeks ailment!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Wich batch of trash will I be training this trip? Old white guy with the balls on chin white beard? Or the black guy with also the balls on chin beard?
Either one is fine if they can actually keep up! Oh and don’t forget about the added trainer pay we agreed on for me to train your already trained fuck ups……
by RoachKiller Happy to know that after waking to a literal blizzard on top of the grapevine. I arrived for my delivery in LA in less than 3 hours time!
80 miles, 3 hours I do believe that’s a new worlds record!
Oh and caltrans is doing work at the mixmaster at 10/5 so that’s 30 minutes right there…..
by RoachKiller But I was home dumping the water out of the back of the hot rod! another one of those company trolls walks by!
now I’m pretty familiar with who my neighbors are up and down the street. I have a pretty good idea who they are so when I saw this geriatric, you know the type, they wear the glasses but then they wear the clip on sunglasses visor under the glasses or over the glasses!
you know the ones I’m talking about! like they just got a eye exam, but they wear those filters over their glasses full-time.
You know the type of geezer I’m talking about! Well he’s walking by! I had all sorts of freaks walk by. But these geezer looked familiar! Like I had seen him at a terminal or something!
Anyhoot! They oddly don’t live in my neighborhood so I stopped this old man. I asked him, Is it just me or is it really fucking weird that we got all this traffic going down our street, of people who don’t live here.
Now I would say all they’re trying to get around some traffic jam up on Sunnyside, but I don’t know anybody with half a fucking brain who would go through a residential area. you know, slow down to 25 miles or less, go over speed bumps to save 15 seconds on the main Road
He replied with his words a jumble! “They all must be trying to go to the other neighborhood across the way!” Fuck you old man! No they ain’t! Roflmao! Fucken twats!
makes no sense driving through a residential hood like a bat out of hell! putting our children that live here at risk!
now I wouldn’t think anything of it. If it was the same people doing it every day. then I would know OK they’re going home , but it’s a constant unknown vehicles driving by the houses at a high rate of speed. Enough that I noticed them flying over the fucking speed bumps catching air.
Oddly after talking to that old man. I did not see one other person that I did not recognize walk up or down the street that day. It’s amazing how that works.
by RoachKiller Do You think these trainers had to wreck To get called up for the truck driver troll selective service?
The other question I have is why are you still allowing these people to be trainers if they can’t fucking drive without wrecking?
I’m enjoying knowing the fact, that management is fully aware of what these fuck tards are doing and are turning a blind eye! cus I guarantee you I’m not the only high mileage driver that’s being fucked with by these low rents!
by RoachKiller Mules of the jackass persuasion ready to roll?
Or are you all busy chasing that fart bubble that got away?
by RoachKiller A family member died recently! One of the people I tried to contact to see how they were doing. Oddly never getting a reply!
Huh, well rip! Hopefully in death your kids won’t force you to mortgage your house to pay off their stupidity, ever again!
But I did take the square that you would squander your inheritance with 1 to 2 years…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller You dumb mother fuckers…..
And that’s what being a parent is all about…..
And fyi, we still have full abilities to retain a legal conservator ship. So the minute we think she is in trouble. Aka, she joins a cult or we find out she is doing porn…..
That’s what being a parent is all about! You people wouldn’t know that would you? Cus you can’t think past yesterday….. well that and most of you people lost your kids to the state huh?
by RoachKiller Cus you gotta be on some serious dope to say that to a truck driver…..
With safety advice like that no wonder you have so many wrecked trucks and wrecked drivers…..
I often look over my shoulder to make sure my fellow employees who feel the need to check there truck keys in my door haven’t stolen anything while I was in taking a shit!
Cus why else would a fellow employee check their key on my truck?
That is your plan right? To steal?
by RoachKiller Guess who was pulling into the Love’s as I was pulling out of the loves? That piece of shit, one nut! ( my step dad )
As I can figure out, he’s still gay, in his 70s and still driving a fucking truck!
The only guy I know who has literally wrecked a truck in every known possible way, and is still allowed to drive a truck!
Oh, there’s no love lost there. I think he’s the biggest pile of shit known to man! When I find out he’s died. I will run not walk, to piss on his motherfucking grave!
In my eyes, he is the top of the heap in the truck tarded world! may his God have mercy on his motherfucking soul, cause I sure the fuck won’t!
Same goes for the rest of his fucked up family!
by RoachKiller $20 buy in on how long it will take Mikey and Jason to squander their newfound fortune?
by RoachKiller No idea what guitar I brought out this month! All I know is it’s in a fender case…..
by RoachKiller I just started my day and I’ve already seen two, count two, hair tonic boi’s!
The only thing I gotta say is one.
Why am I seeing you people anywhere near me, two? Why do you dumb motherfuckers keep buying jeeps?
I stopped buying Jeeps when I bought the Subaru! You realize jeeps are far more expensive for upkeep than they’re worth right?