I haven’t…..

Splurged on much of anything lately! Yet when my fucking comforted ripped. I decided I would update it all!

So I ordered a bedspread and a nice blanket! Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to find any really thick blankets anywhere!

So I splurged! They tell me sleeping with this blanket is like fucking your favorite British inmate, only without the scurvy and possible syphilis treatments…..

Now to find a cool duvet cover….. if it even needs one!

So how was…..

My first solo run? ROFLMAO! Fine except they gave me the shittiest single axle in the fleet! A really nice trailer that the chain only falls off of the lift gate. Every other use! and a marker light that was pre ripped off the top….. ( I let that slide since there were amber marker lights on the reefer! )

Other than doing a run I was never trained on. So I didn’t know the secret handshake to unload. It went better than expected! No fountain of grape tomatoes rolling off the trailer! although I did have a couple squished boxes on the bottom of the pallet. Yet nothing abnormal!

Only lost 1 Roma tomato ( a really nice one too! ) and a few slices of shrooms!

Other than the fact I got super pissed off when I found out those in the county jail are getting dryers ice cream. ‘Twas a good day!

P.s. when throwing a heavy box on the box trolly. ( hand truck ) never put your face down by the box trolly! It so smacked me in the face, hard!

I almost screamed a curse word! 😉

First stop…..

Done on first solo run at the new company! Only 8 more stops to go! Woo hoo!

Asked the guy, “ so how did I do?” His exact words were! “ better than most!” 🙂

Not bad for 30 years OTR now doing local, with product I know nothing about. Huh? 😉

Omg so full…..

Everything except for the brussel sprout kit tuned out good!

Ham, smoked! potatoes, excellent! ( used white potatoes…. Better! Stuffing, killer! Next time I will have to chop up the shrooms, apples and pears into smaller bits! Really good!

Hope yall have just as good a meal!

The custom, skull….

Bandanas I ordered from India arrived! Exact patterns I wanted but I missed the “ natural “ color in the description! ;(

They will work but won’t be as cool if they were white with the decoration….

Allright…..

The ham wrapped in extra thick bacon and fresh pineapple is on a slow burn smoke!

Future cooked shrinks and onions soaking!

That weird brussel sprouts kit, kiting! I added some Crimea shrooms and blackberries to the mix!

Stuffing and potatoes waiting about 2 hours to start!

This one is a….

Baerskin raincoat! Not as thick and nice as the $200 frogg togg but this one has a mesh liner!

The frogg is like a sweat box if you do a lot of physical activity! It’s really nice ta boot!

It’s the color I want so let’s see how it works over the next few workdays!

Fyi, this one is only $100….. I’m just worried about it ripping…..

Yes this is what I went to work in today…..

Last day of…..

Training! Can’t wait to tell everyone all about it! As I sit here outside a customer cus for the 5th time I have been refused entry into this place…..

Luckily I’m wearing my cold gear again huh? Yet another learning experience passed up!

It’s not all bad! I have learned a lot from what I have been able to watch and see!

I still can’t tell the difference between fresh cilantro and parsley…..

Mother fucker…..

Laid down last night. Went to pull the blanket up and I hear this riiiiiiippp!

How cool is that? So I had to order a new blanket last night….. what a bummer!

I figure the 2 tone green will look good? Maybe, maybe not…..

This time I went with 100% cotton bedspread and blankets…..

So do all you….

Un-dropped gonads have my money yall owe me?

Yall combined, owe me well into the millions? And yes, I’m expecting more from you gonads with the multi colored hair…..