Since I see…..

by RoachKiller

A problem forming in in the middle of doing corrective action myself!

I’ve been writing a buttload of short/ miss pick tickets lately!

So to see if I’m the problem or it’s an issue elsewhere! I have been taking pictures of each board I have to break down! All 4 sides!

Then after I break down for that stop I take a picture of the board I’m taking into the customer!

If the issue is solely me. I will figure a way to rectify that situation. If it’s not due to me ( some are! I admit I’ve fucked up picking a pallet more than once!

So let’s see how it goes, shall we….. I’ll keep doing it until a resolution has been made!

Holy shit!

by RoachKiller

That was a bowl winder! Woo doggies!

I will stop to pee and to poop! Homeboy ain’t holding for no one ever again!

Bwoop bwoop!

Holy fuck! I forgot I’m on a detox this week…..

Why would I…..

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Get mad brah? Another day where they unplugged my lift! Congrats, yall have proven your complete cocksuckers! AND THEN……

Instagram….

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Is really pushing the American made boutique guitar manufacturers! I’m shocked as they are usually pushing “ made in china” brands…..

What will be…..

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Cooking for dinner tonight? Time to empty the pantry the next week! But tonight it’s burgers and fries…..

I’ll be making them like steak and shake! Minus the highly sodium loaded garlic powder…..

Oh and I gotta find out when my new glasses are to be in! Looked at the bill for those raybans! $750 was total cost….. wow! I paid like $375 for those and an additional pair of regular glasses! Eeks!

Yea it’s ok…..

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Made a meatloaf using the air fryer! Not bad!

Decided on meatloaf sandwiches on rosemary bread. A bagged salad kit and mini potatoes!

‘Twas good! Buuuurp!

I lit…..

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This candle last night! One of the x’s she left behind! Figured why not! Why burn the good shit when I can burn the bad shit first!

Anyhoot! I fell asleep and was awoken to gnarly black smoke and popping noises coming from the candle!

Not a little, a lot! Luckily the smoke alarm sent me an alert that there was smoke in the house! Cus that candle was a bonfire when I woke up!

Seriously! That was a fucked up candle!

Oh and for….

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You gay dudes that like your partners feminine! there is a girly dude walking his dog in a pink stroller . He’s wearing those overly tight, hemmroid exposing lady yoga pants over by mall 205!

When I was driving by I was like “ check out that chicks ass! then I saw the beard and I was disgusted! Yet I trudged on!

Seriously though that dude had a woman’s ass! He should be proud of that mother fucker! 🙂

I’m not gay, yet confident in my heterosexuality that I can post this without issue!

The big debate….

by RoachKiller

What temp should it be inside your house? What temp should the thermostat be at?

It’s taken me 6 months to figure that out! I started at 65 degrees and worked my way up!

71 degrees is to hot! 69 degrees is to cold! So after much suffering 🙂 I found that 70 degrees in the house when I’m awake is perfect! Not to hot, not to cold! Minimal furnace usage….. added bonus, using the stove or the dryer helps maintain that temp!

When I sleep I’ll let that temp drop to 67-68 degrees! Perfect sleeping temp along with minimal furnace usage…..

I am at home where my comfort is controlled by me! And that’s where it is…..

What ever….

by RoachKiller

Will I put in these baskets? Although not square like I thought they would be! they will still suffice for the need!

Yet, I’m still watching the same batch of groupies from Crete, doing the same damn thing where I’m at now!

Sounds like harassment to me! Which I hear is a very lucrative situation for me!

Oh and here, I’ll give you a stock pic you can use of my pallet jack! Ever since I got that pallet jack it’s been a big fucking hassle for, “ how come the new guy gets a new pallet jack?” ROFLMAO!

Silly, silly fools! I would also like to know, if your the boss and you write up your truck for issues and they still have t been fixed. Why then would I need to write them up for the same problems? If you’re the boss and I’m just a newbie, what power would I have to get your truck fixed?

Other than the fact I will have no problems driving that truck to the nearest fucking dot inspection site and asking for a dot? Half ass repaired trucks might be ok for your homies, that shit ain’t flying with me!

God damn I’m tired!

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I was supposed to have today off! I switched out a run with someone else and was supposed to have today off!

They said hey if you want we can hook you up with a run tomorrow. I figured why not! They were saying they would set me up with a short portion of another run I’ve never done. That I’m scheduled to do next week.

Well I get there this morning and nope. It’s a whole different run I’ve never done! ROFLMAO! Which would have been fine except everything that could happen! Happened!

Everything was fine until estacada! just went down hill from there!

I’m starting to wonder if they ain’t giving me the runs no one else wants? Personally I think they are all great! There is a lot of breakdown on them though……

Definitely my best…..

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Quick ramen yet! Had a bunch of those pan mee noodles left over from a few days ago! I also have a whole lotta veggies sitting around!

So I made my quick ramen recipe and it turned out well!

Pan fry noddles, meat, veggies all together! Cook to crunchy level you want!

Add about 2 pints of water mixed with 2 tablespoons of beef bullion! Add seasonings, a quick shot of ketchup as there is t enough to add tomato paste! And a quick shot of teriyaki!

Bring to a boil while stirring on occasion!

Omg turned out so good!

And don’t forget a small pinch of Himalayan pink salt! Buuuurp!

Do you ever…..

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Ask yourself grandpa, being this much of a low rent dick! Will god let me into heaven?

Or do you and your friends already know your going straight to hell, in gods name ofcourse…..

Now see….

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If I were a complete dick! I would have ignored the gas guy coming out to turn off the gas. As he can’t get to the gas meter with a locked gate!

So I could have carried an unpaid gas bill in the x old ladies name for a good 6+ more months!

Yet I decided that I would be honest and pay the past due amount today! While also taking over the bill starting also today!

So any previous balance is now the responsibility of the x while moving forward I’m responsible!

See she can be an obnoxious drugged out cunt all she wants! I’ll be taking the high road the whole way through this! Why? Cus I’m not a cunt like her!

I’m telling ya people! Drugs are fucking bad! Don’t do drugs! Don’t be a cunt! If you don’t do drugs, more than likely you won’t be a cunt!

What I’m finding out though is she had been lying to me for years about how much the monthly house bills were!

By my count, including internet I’m looking at a whopping liberal estimate of $350 a month! ROFLMAO! Wow! I really am feeling sorry for this lady!

Not that sorry but enough I’m shaking my head and wondering how psychotic is she…..

Shitty nights…..

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Sleep last night! So when I came rolling in and saw these in the driveway! My dick was hard as a rock! Look at that, exact same size as the old ones just brand fucking new!

I just can’t wait to stink um up! Bwoop bwoop!

My day is…..

by RoachKiller

Complete! I was called “dog” by a woman wearing an Alice In Chains shirt! Which surpasses being called “ boo” by a black woman in Birmingham Alabama with 17” fingernails!

Bwoop bwoop!